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Weird dreams

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.jibber30
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well i just woke up from the most fucked up dream so i decided to see what the weirdest dreams were. go ahead share.
Jul 6 2009 4:16AM
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blong131
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 59
this.
Jul 7 2009 9:51PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355
weird.
Jul 7 2009 10:29PM
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*red*
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i dreamed that my roomate had a baby but she couldnt support it so i offered to help raise it so it became our baby...
one day i walk in and shes trying to nurse it but she cant because she doesnt have boobs.
she asks me to try so i whip out the nip and the baby latches on but it doesnt work obviously because im not lactating. the baby gets really skinny.

the scary part is my dreams are always that weird.
Jul 8 2009 12:44AM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
In my dream last night, soulja boy died.



... then mike tyson gave a speech about it on CNN, but the speech got really off topic and he started talking about michael vick?

it was kinda weird. and im not one of those massive soulja boy haters either, i have a bit of respect for him.
Jul 8 2009 1:03AM
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Jibbidy
Posts: 787 - Karma: 19
thats correct actually
Jul 8 2009 2:23AM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
in all of my dreams, whenever i try to run i go sooo slow its like my legs have massive weights tying them down, its annoying and pisses me off.
Jul 8 2009 2:26AM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
ya dude i have weird skiing dreams too, whenever i hit a jump i go straight up and backwards from the lip, not forwards like the laws of physics would suggest, and i overshoot jumps hugely when i'm dreaming too and its almost like i can feel the pain when i hit the ground
Jul 8 2009 2:31AM
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paige.
Posts: 1932 - Karma: 924
I had a lucid dream awhile ago where I got shot and died. At this point I (while dead within) was thinking: this is impossible you're not supposed to be able to die in dreams.
I also always have lucid dreams where I'm getting chased by something and right before it catches me I'm like OK time to wake up and I immediately do.
Jul 8 2009 2:47AM
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Loodwik
Posts: 236 - Karma: 313
My sleeping habits are completely fucked up right now... yesterday i was awake for about 6 hours for example. I don´t know if that has anything to do with those short and pretty random dreams i´ve had lately, but about a week ago i dreamt that i was walking on a railway (that doesn´t even exists in real life) to a small village near my hometown. The strange thing is that i was dressed in small spiderman-tights and a towel. Yet, i felt pretty happy about the situation.
Jul 8 2009 4:27AM
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neutralzombie
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i totally just had a dream i was trying to kill vampire cats or some weird shit.
Jul 8 2009 10:48AM
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*steeze_is_good
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I had a dream that my home mountain opened and it was better than ever :(
Jul 8 2009 6:46PM
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Codfish.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 22
i was dreaming about a piece of toast with melted peanut butter on top and i was biting my nails and hand on accident until i woke up and realized that it was a dream and my hand wasn't toast
Jul 8 2009 7:05PM
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specialh
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I had this dream i was lined up on a track about to run a relay, except i had to carry a HUGE red turtle on my back as the baton. Then the gun went off, and i tried to run, and my legs would barely move. They felt SUPER tired, and I cudnt run. Got dead last. Super embarrassing and soooo frustrating.
Jul 8 2009 7:11PM
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pinkname
Posts: 704 - Karma: 79
i dreamed about raining cats and a clown riding a tricycle...he freaked me out
Jul 8 2009 7:45PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
GTFO with that clown shit right now. Your post is going to give me a fucking nightmare.
Jul 8 2009 7:47PM
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assface
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ive had this one, except there was a sketcky-ass tram going to a mountain with no trails, and it was about to fall apart
Jul 8 2009 8:10PM
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haiggk2
Posts: 152 - Karma: 136

i swear to god all of these are real.

this isnt my wierdest dream but definetly the one that sucked the most lol. i dreamt that i woke up on a regular school day, got ready for school, caught the bus, got all the way through my school day and as soon as i stepped off the bus i woke up and had to do it all over again. it sucked really bad.

this is a nightmare that i had a long long time ago probably when i was around 5 or 6. me and a few friends were in my house when i look out my window and the sky turns really dark then all of a sudden we are outside and there are all these zombies with cloaks and hoodies running around at as. one of them walks up to one of my friends and touches him on the shoulder and he desolves into a pile of bones on the ground and i look up and there is one zombie standing right in front of me and i wake up. it was so messed up probably the scariest dream ive had.

all my other dreams are equally wierd but most are cool and not a lot i remember.

Jul 8 2009 9:24PM
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Sklar
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this one was pretty weird
so i was skiing with like 4 other people. we were on a catwalk, and out of nowhere comes 3 guys with sawed off shotguns on skis and one on a bike. they shot everyone i was with and i tried to skate away and went off to the side and buried my head in the snow. Then i looked up and i was alone.
Jul 8 2009 10:38PM
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sarahskis
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For a while i kept waking up before i died in the dreams i was having, so i was working on a means of forcing myself to stay asleep for it.  Weirdest thing ever.

we were in my friends car, she pulled onto the wrong side of the highway (that was for some reason a 50 degree slope) in a big hemi truck. So we start weaving through the cars, and at a break in the divider she figured we'd try to get to the other side. But we hit the cement median smack dab in the middle of the truck and right at that time, i felt this gut wrenching pain and then i was watching the scenario from 100 feet in the air and watched as more and more cars got piled into our accident. The entire time i was floating further up and when everything started to calm down, i woke up with a super sense of calm
Jul 9 2009 12:19AM
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tuomas-p
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When chocolate candy bar was catching me but I killed it with gun :(
Jul 9 2009 3:11AM
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Kevski
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Um well this is the only one I can think of right now but I know I have MANY strange dreams that are impossible to comprehend. So here it is. I remember I was on a flying inflatable pool chair one time being chased by world war 1 planes in a different dimension and then I hid in a playground on top of the ocean from them. Then my inflatable chair I was riding became a hot naked chick and I woke up with intense morning wood. Haha just posted this in the late nite NS thread too. Parallels...
Jul 9 2009 3:15AM
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Mr.Capone
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If you want awesome dreams take melatonin before you go to bed. Not only will you have really vivid, sweet dreams that you remember better, it's also really helped my sleep out!
Jul 9 2009 3:31AM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
One time i had this dream where i was skiing and went off a jump and kept on going up and up and i never came down i just kept going higher and higher until i woke up...it was weird.
Jul 9 2009 3:36AM
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Jibbidy
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I ate leftover potato salad the other night and same night dreamed I saw 2 gay dudes on a couch...they were almost kissing and I was like don't fucking do that guys, so gross. for real, you're gonna make sick.  They do it  its noisy liek slurping n shit, and seriously, I vomited my potato salad all over the couch.  grossest dream I've ever had.  I actually felt like I puked.
Jul 10 2009 12:53AM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
i have dreams when i go skiing but don't have one vital piece of equipment like a ski or boot. I hate anxiety dreams
Jul 10 2009 2:02AM
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assface
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last night i had a dream where i was skiing but went of all of the jumps while crouched and never popped
Jul 10 2009 2:18AM
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EvanMeyer
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I have had some crazy dreams after doing psychedelics
Jul 10 2009 2:55AM
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AALT
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A dream i always have is hat i like jump off a mound of snow or a high point, and i land and i get like an anxiety feeling mid air, but land it. Another is when i am like running around and rocks just start falling in a backdrop of a cave, i get this when i sleep on the couch in our house. Last night i dreamed bugs were on my bed, so i woke up and jumped off my bed, and got my alarm and shined the light on my bed, and nothing was there. I then went back to sleep and it happened again so i got up and got some water, then i didnt get the dream. Sometimes i control myself and am like walking and a hole just appears in the ground.
Jul 10 2009 3:45AM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i had a dream 2 nights ago that i went to jail for smoking weed then last night i dreamed that i smoked a whole hundo bag in one session wierd shitt.
Jul 27 2009 4:36PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
so last night was kinda weird.

i first dreamed that i was staying at house with my family that we didn't own for the week and the owners said that there was something 'deadly' in the house. No one investigated it except me, and it turned out to be a mouse that's head looked like the Joker from BatMan but it triangular.. anyway, i had to kill it before it killed me and i got my brother to help. we trapped it in a corner and my brother picked it up and tore it in half taking out it's heart..  i grabbed the heart and threw it against the wall but i lost it behind the worktable.. the mouse went over behind the table and just as it was about to put itself back together, i said "i wonder if i'm going to be relieved when i wake up and find out that this isn't real"... then my alarm rang (in real life) and i woke up... i'm kinda sketched out about it actually
Jul 27 2009 4:42PM
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benalt
Posts: 403 - Karma: 58
i dont dream
Jul 27 2009 4:53PM
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JstHuckIt
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I always have this dream where I'm skiing but it's like moon gravity...so I'll pop off the jump and go way past the landing...sometimes I land the tricks and sometimes I dont..

Another, which feels weird because it's so vivid, is where I get in a fight with someone, but when I punch it's way slow and doesn't do anything...but it's not the same for the other guy...IDK I've heard of other people having this dream too...
Jul 27 2009 4:54PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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I have weird dreams where a big grey blob with teeth eats my brother and sister, then it all turns in to one of those FUUUUUUU- comics but in like a film, seriously its really weird, and i always end up living in a slum, in some place i dont know but its pretty chill.
Jul 27 2009 4:56PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686

i had a dream that i was osama binladen and i had a threesome with megan fox and pam anderson

Jul 27 2009 5:47PM
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Get.Kronk
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1     Tom wallish, wearing all ski gear, is mountain biking.  Other skiers, wearing full gear are racing him.  I am running along tom, coaching him.  This goes for what would be miles.  He wins.  That night a hotel near the finish, someone sneaks into out room and shoots him.  As i freak out and run away from the hotel it explodes, killing all inside.  I wake up

2   me and some little indian kid (this is when i was like 7) are playing on  a small island just off the beach..   Suddenly giant walrusses attack us, and we try to swim to shore.  We are almost there, when the indian kid (he had a name but i forgot) gets caught and eaten.  I make it to shore but am paralyzed my fear.  litteraly i feel numbness in my legs but i manage to get up and run.  other indian people run with me for awhile till we enter a jungle, then i wake up
Jul 27 2009 6:01PM
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Get.Kronk
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3       I wake up in a hotel, walk down to the breakfast area.  my bro hands me a newspaper.  the front page is people playing basketball, but moving harry potter style.  One guy just kneels for a second then leans over, but when his head hits the ground, it fucking melts.  it was terrible, and i started screaming unconntrollibly for minutes (in the dream).  that haunted me for weeks.

4       I read somewhere about a little girl that jumped onto a flaoting chair, only is wasn't full of air, so it wrapped around her and she drowned.  in my dream, im in the arctic, naked standiing on a glacier.  i see a floating chair, and it looks so fun i jump on, only it wrappes around me and i slowly start sinking into really black water.    i struggle for awhile but realize it's to late so i go all the way to the bottom.  then i die.  i feel myself die, like all the pain goes away and i cant breath, and its really uncomfertable because im still dreaming.
Jul 27 2009 6:12PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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BUMP!!!

I had a dream that i got shot and died last night.... the really weird part was that i was in the bathroom at the airport! So this group of black dudes get in a fight in the bathroom one dude pulls a gun, and takes a hostage, he freaked out shot into the celling and we hear a scream and blood starts to drip down. He goes guess i already killed someone might as well kill some more! Gets this crazy look in his eye and kills the hostage.
A swarm of like 7 dudes jump on him, wrestle the gun away but only after he killed 5 more people. SO here i am gun in my hand my feet on his elbows, i say you murdered my grandfather... fuck you bro, have fun in hell. I pulled the trigger and all the sudden get caped in the back of the head by the airport security.

the end, i was the hero and then got screwed... am i going to die soon?
Nov 17 2010 10:43AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I WANT TO LUCID DREAM!!!!! Every time I realize I'm dreaming i wake up. Im sooo close
Nov 17 2010 11:05AM
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nikkib.
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that's freaaaaaky yo
Nov 17 2010 11:08AM
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JacheOReally
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Every night I dream of myself getting in a head on collision.
Nov 17 2010 11:29AM
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*valkyrie*
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I am riding a chairlift with some friends while drinking brandy out of a chalice.  I decide to point to something below us and I fall off the chair but I land on top a a blowup sinking Titanic (like the kind you see in pumpkin patches that are inflatable slides). I slide off the ship and ski away but then mormons capture me and take me to McCoy station (the midway gondola location at Mammoth) where they hold me hostage in the dining area. Then I decide I have had enough, so I walk over to the bar and take a tequlia shot and then i wake up.
Nov 17 2010 12:40PM
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Chilly_Willy
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I had a dream where I was in a hotel room and there was a big spider that was cornering me the the corner and it started crawling on its web over towards me and then it slowly started getting closer and right when it was about to land on my shoulder I woke up and yelled "OH! You little fucker!" then I started smaking my shoulder. I was super scared but it was pretty funny at the same time.
Nov 17 2010 1:10PM
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