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So I caught my dad with my GF, what should I do?!?!

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Crack.
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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.
http://img229.imageshack.us/i/95a9ac6fe2...
Jul 5 2009 7:00PM
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gbirrd
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i wonder if he peeed in her butt?
Dec 30 2009 1:46AM
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IceCreamer
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Dec 30 2009 2:35AM
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Boggs
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+k I lold
Dec 30 2009 2:54AM
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SMH[-__-]
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the o rly owl is always the best choice
Dec 30 2009 3:13AM
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Mr.Panda
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Most likely.
Dec 30 2009 3:14AM
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*simba*
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lol this was posted when newschoolers didn't suck.
Dec 30 2009 9:55AM
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skiRay
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brilliant! +karma
Dec 30 2009 10:41AM
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jayo.
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last summer?
Dec 30 2009 11:58AM
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superpoluha
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lol
Dec 30 2009 12:11PM
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ROOS.
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i found that halerious
Dec 30 2009 12:23PM
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Toilet-Ott3r
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Click for larger image
Dec 30 2009 12:37PM
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Click_Here
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i laughed
Dec 30 2009 1:43PM
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860media*
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creative, massive lulzz
Dec 30 2009 3:32PM
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superpoluha
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i love this
Dec 30 2009 3:36PM
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Negro_Jesus
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GF = George Forman
Dec 30 2009 3:42PM
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Drop~The~Disk
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NIce one
Dec 30 2009 3:43PM
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jayo.
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this was revealed on the first page. months ago.
Dec 30 2009 3:45PM
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VT_FLO
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GF WOWWWWW HAHAHA.

you sir made my night
Dec 30 2009 3:54PM
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MikeTK
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hahaha it took me awhile but thats awesome!
i was pretty confused at first when it was a george foreman grill =]

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Dec 30 2009 4:36PM
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nipples-the-cat
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haah now that im on the band wagon... i lol'ed really hard
Dec 30 2009 4:58PM
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teleak
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im laughing so hard right now
Dec 30 2009 7:35PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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is cracked a grin
Dec 30 2009 7:43PM
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Baskin.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalolololololololololololololololollllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Dec 30 2009 7:45PM
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Ski..4..Life
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Beautiful !!!
very well done my man, +K to you sir
Dec 30 2009 7:54PM
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wheres_my_snow
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nice
Dec 30 2009 8:02PM
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LukeB
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hahah thats funny stuff, +K
Dec 30 2009 8:40PM
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ksnow
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hahah good one, you had me there for a while.
Dec 30 2009 8:42PM
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T-Holt
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Bahahaha, that's amazing.
Dec 30 2009 8:43PM
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eheath
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such a great summer throwback
Dec 30 2009 9:07PM
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g.off
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win
Dec 30 2009 9:10PM
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WikiWiki
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when this thread first came out i fucking died laughing
Dec 30 2009 9:11PM
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A.Eberhard
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So funny, yo man I would so put my meat on that any day.
Dec 30 2009 9:14PM
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*stew
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oh man that was funny, dang that would of been so weird if that actually happened
Dec 30 2009 9:15PM
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GayWolf420
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/facepalm
Dec 30 2009 9:23PM
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Gstrong
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ha you tricked me, your dad had his meat in your barbecue, lolololololol
Dec 30 2009 9:25PM
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Mr.SoloDolo
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hahah so funny
Dec 30 2009 9:26PM
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GayWolf420
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jesus christ.........
Dec 30 2009 9:30PM
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fountain.
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omg, funny shit. at first i was gonna write a serious response, then i got it
Dec 30 2009 9:34PM
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Wilcox_
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I see what you did there
Dec 30 2009 9:38PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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i tip my hat to you sir, good show. good show indeed
Dec 30 2009 9:42PM
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fivefootthree
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lolz
Dec 30 2009 9:43PM
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popNfresh44
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hahaha that was epic
Dec 30 2009 9:45PM
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Uah
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Screw your dads girl to get back at him.   XD
Dec 30 2009 9:59PM
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salomonskiier12
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it's called the golden era
Dec 30 2009 10:03PM
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D-Rex
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haha, gotta love the  george foremans
Dec 30 2009 10:05PM
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joly.sp
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nicely done sir
Dec 31 2009 12:07AM
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GnarBurger
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ahaha it literally took me like 5 or 6 minutes to figure out exactly what you were talking about. wow quality shit. GENIUS. btw my GF and i have been together for about 4 years and im super super happy still

Dec 31 2009 12:21AM
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ATLskier
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i was reading this, and it seemed familiar...hahahahaha, its nice when you forget jokes and its still as funny the second time.
Dec 31 2009 12:32AM
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Fritz_Wetherbee
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very quality post hahaha i was like wtf???? and then rofled when i got it
Dec 31 2009 12:43AM
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ifli
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saw that somewhere else knew what it was when i saw it. Great story thanks for putting it up here, i didnt remember it too well
Dec 31 2009 12:44AM
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