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So I caught my dad with my GF, what should I do?!?!

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Crack.
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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.
http://img229.imageshack.us/i/95a9ac6fe2...
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thelizards
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solid post
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StevenSegal
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i see what you did there.....
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Safety_Sesh
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Haha funny shit!
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Nicholas.
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haha i lolled
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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Hahahaha. i would put my meat in there : )
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brenker
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hahaha excellent story
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WikiWiki
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i just geeked out on the end- i loled so damn hard
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Throwaway.closed
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haha. thats awesome
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stokerskisarmada
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bahahahhaha oh man good laughs
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hartig
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fucking great
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appa
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oh tits i understandz
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C_Perin
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bump
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noparking
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You should post about it on NS
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chad.
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Half-Blood
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omg dude that is awesome +k for you good sir.
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flawzzy
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funny but fucking retarded
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SeanTom
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hahaha, +K for a good laugh
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snwbrdmilf
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Clever! hahahaha
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juanborlando
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Slinger1x1
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Bong_Master
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haahhahahhahahhaha
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1337
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You my friend are a comical genius
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kgirvan
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exactly lmfao
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BrewskiJr
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hahahahaha awesome post man. +k
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MatRich
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haha I love how much thought went in to this
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max...
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hahahahahahahaha
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Gummy
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HHAHAHAHA!! +++K
At first I was like ''oh shit, f**k WTF O.0 seriously, man thats....I'm sorry but how.....''
And after thinking a bit more I was like '' RUAHAHAHAH! + serious K, you're genious''
:D
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Farquaharson
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story is a straight win
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AMD_5
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this thread is hilarious
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pianoman
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i don't know why but i didn't think it was funny at all....must not be in the right mood. clever, but i never came close to laughing.
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gwhitey
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c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
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Pow.yuHdig*
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lols that pic made me hungry
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BrothaBrote
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haha YES that was the best tread of the day!
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MO-gan
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nicely done sir
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Franny
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this should be on FML
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steezebomb
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"needless to say my GF was turned off"
Hahaha soo good.
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steezemeister
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hahaha i lol'd
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Thenowhereman42
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I thought this was going to be funny.
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Dainsey
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at first i was like
:/
then i was like
:D
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bob1233456
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haha, that was good.
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Travapple.
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hahahahah fucking epic!
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andersteeze
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haha took me a sec!
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Da_Buddha
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i had my boner out and sock ready for the picture and then when i saw that majestic grill i blew penis pudding all over myself
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fosnow333
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wait thats amazing!!!!!!!! +kkkkk for being the funniest kid alive.
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skiP.E.I.
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threds
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ShaggyD
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you made a funny
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nipples-the-cat
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dude.. GTFO if your GF is that nappy (no offense ) to get with your own dad and then your dad to be that big of a douche to do that to you, i say tell them both to go to hell but pee in her butt first...that is a must
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superpoluha
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you missed alot buddy, you just missed a shitton
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nipples-the-cat
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dammit on the one thread i think i can get away with not reading all pages.. i am a tard..
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Half-Blood
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ahh I love this thread
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