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Easy ways to make a few grand.

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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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I have recently had the epiphany that i hate work, in particular i hate bosses, i am sick of having a boss. so NS i am asking you i have 2 months left to make a few grand before Uni starts back up and i need some ideas of how to make money independently and easily. Like what are some good jobs or schemes that pay well (i wanna make more than 15 an hour) and will set me up for the rest of the summer.

I have a multitude of skills and have money to invest as long as its not too risky.
Jul 5 2009 4:29AM
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Big_Spence
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Cook.
And I mean meth, not soup.
Jul 5 2009 5:38AM
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RudyGarmisch
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One word: Prostitution.
Jul 5 2009 5:39AM
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manuel87
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stock market
Jul 5 2009 5:40AM
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Big_Spence
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Also truth.
If you make less than $15 an hour doing that, dammit you're doing something wrong.
Jul 5 2009 5:40AM
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james44
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uuhhhh get over it dude your gonna have a boss for the rest of your life, even if you work for yourself you still have to do what the clients want
Jul 5 2009 7:32AM
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Kajex
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 178
yeah and if there was an "easy way ' to make a few grand in 2 months with no boss or stuff, most of newschoolers would be doing it, and therefore it wouldnt be an easy way anymore cuz the market would be flooded.  just suck it up, its a summer job.
Jul 5 2009 9:40AM
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belden...
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Find a rich country/golf club around where you live and become a caddy. That is what i do and if I do 2 rounds in one day carrying two bags i can make up to 300$. So basically 300$ for 8 hours of work
Jul 5 2009 9:48AM
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TZP
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participate in clinical studies. you go to a research center, they give you a product, take some blood tests over the course of the weekend and you get aropund 1000$ for being there two days
Jul 5 2009 10:07AM
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yojimbo
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find someone who thinks your poop is gold and sell it to them by the pound. you be making a good amount of money each day as long as you taking some good poops.
Jul 5 2009 10:21AM
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Thrash
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start drug dealing. simple as that.
Jul 5 2009 10:41AM
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siktrix777
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$$$$$
Jul 5 2009 10:54AM
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Ryan*
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that's a terrible idea...do you watch the news?
Jul 5 2009 10:56AM
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Stuck.in.ohio
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sell your kidney, you don't need two
Jul 5 2009 12:05PM
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cjgncjgn
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grow pot, a 2000 investment in equipment, done right can yield profits of over 6000, in under 6 months time. 6 months would give you two complete harvests start to finish. and if you are in the states. your profit doubles,
Jul 5 2009 12:43PM
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powderhound100
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 144
I just started working for vector marketing. 16.75 base pay per appointment. can make more.
Jul 5 2009 12:44PM
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Hubsta
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You can always make money from the stock market. Esspecially now, although it's more risky. So you'd need to know what you're doing.


Jul 5 2009 12:52PM
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Hubsta
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Double post =O

A serious suggestion here; Join a mercenary team based in Iraq or Affganistan. Dangourous work but hell you'll be loaded after a few months.
Jul 5 2009 12:56PM
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.SteezusChrist.
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Drugz
Jul 5 2009 12:59PM
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easy_cam_steezy
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 126
slay some fat ugly bitches poon, and make her pay for our services to her
Jul 5 2009 1:04PM
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spliff.Life
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if you really want you can hustle bud, the penalties arent as extreme, if you dont smoke any you can make around 600 off a 1000$ investment (QP)
Jul 5 2009 1:14PM
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C-Weezy
Posts: 786 - Karma: 50
smuggle diamonds.
Jul 5 2009 1:38PM
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powderhound100
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 144
I just started working for vector marketing selling cutco. Could def. make a few grand but you'l have to work. PM me for info
Jul 5 2009 1:51PM
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RJ_Res
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Jul 5 2009 1:58PM
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joelle+cowbell
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scaaaary
Jul 5 2009 2:08PM
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yourthemannowdog
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yes, buy a shitload of yahoo and wait 5-10 years, you will be thanking me
Jul 5 2009 2:11PM
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MACAQUE
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Step 1: Buy a van
Step 2: ????????
Step 3: Profit
Jul 5 2009 2:17PM
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Dustin.
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Porn is definitely the best option.
Jul 5 2009 2:18PM
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KevCur
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hahahahahahaha ya dude, kidnap some one and give a ransome...
Jul 5 2009 4:05PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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slang
Jul 5 2009 4:10PM
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tommyp1ckles
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buy an ounce of weed....sell it by the gram for ten dollars each

easy...
Jul 5 2009 4:24PM
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VTtreeskier
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How many identical threads have come up like this. Basically you should suck it up and deal with having a boss like everyone else does. As mentioned earlier pretty much your only other feasible option is selling drugs. We cant tell you how to make money, you know the area your in and the opportunities for money not us. What do you expect us to tell you? Sorry if that was a lil ranty, thats not normally like me, im just tired of this same exact thread popping up every two weeks, getting the same exact responses, and not accomplishing jack shit.
Jul 5 2009 5:11PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

Along with that...

Donate sperm - I hear you get juice and a magazine!

Donate plasma

Google - Seriously, you can make good money off Google

Stocks - Only if you do your research, and dividends right now aren't going to get you the money you need in that small amount of time, but possiblity a good investment in the long run.

Sell bootleg copies of stuff

And if all else fails, do as Rowen suggested and become a prostitute.

Jul 5 2009 7:22PM
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R-B-B
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get heavy in the crack game
Jul 5 2009 7:26PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171

ya i'm surprised i havn't been ripped on yet for not searchbarring, i made this thread at 3 in the morning and forgot to search it first.

At any rate outside of the drugs and prostitution this thread is pretty helpful, i just want an idea of what other people are doing right now, i'm not going to believe that i should have to be somebodies bitch in order to make a living.

I think with a little creativity and dedication i could be making way more self employed than i am right now at my current job.

Jul 5 2009 7:33PM
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Rajna
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find someone who will hook you up with a half pound of weed for like 2000-2400. or even a pound but thats hard to come by. gather a bunch of your friends and form investors. give them a little more loot in the end than they invested.

20/g
60/eighth

all day homie.

Jul 5 2009 7:37PM
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COskier
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Watch more Funny or Die videos on AOL Video
Jul 5 2009 7:52PM
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COskier
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Just eat corn chowder.
Jul 5 2009 7:52PM
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Big_Spence
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For a half?
Where do you live? Because where I'm from you'll get a pound for that no problem.
Jul 5 2009 10:45PM
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neutralzombie
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umm...
deal drugs
prostitution
strip

or get a real job.

Jul 5 2009 10:54PM
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specialh
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dude i made like $200 my finding a golden nug at an old mine in colorado. that was dope
Jul 5 2009 10:57PM
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TotallyTrevor
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porn

and unlike all of the other suggestions, porn isn't illegal
Jul 5 2009 11:04PM
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neutralzombie
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true u can make a few gs making gay porn. haha
Jul 5 2009 11:57PM
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sammiedee
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yeah, i saw on manswers that you can get alot of money donating sperm. There was this guy on the show that payed for superbowl tickets with the money he made.

Jul 6 2009 12:11AM
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jakepwilliams
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what a square..
Jul 6 2009 12:34AM
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nick_GAPER
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lemonade stand
Jul 6 2009 12:50AM
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eatnails
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buy junk and sell it for cash.
Jul 6 2009 1:02AM
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quixotic
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by far the best option.
Jul 6 2009 1:32AM
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14.
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Jul 6 2009 1:40AM
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selkirks
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create a viral youtube video. sell ads.
Jul 6 2009 1:51AM
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TannerBalls
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suck dick for coke
Jul 6 2009 1:55AM
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