Replying to Pissing from the upper levels of parking garage's
Alright so it's Friday night and the clock strikes 11, pre-partyin in my apartment w/ my roommates is over and we're headin over to this house on the other side of campus to go party. We get outside and see that one of my rommates A.J. had left his car outside in front of our building for the last two hours with a ticket on it. So we all hop in to take it back to the parking garage. Go up to the fourth level and hop out of the ride. The movement in and out of the car must have jostled my bladder because it was time to break the seal. Another one of my roomies Sameer had to piss also but he just went to a corner. So then I saw the light. Literally the light coming up from the 2nd and third levels through the inclined opening on the side. I could think of nothing better than to bless the quiet concrete garage with the splashes of a golden waterfall. So I check the scene out and and let the gates open. So I'm pissing down into the next level chuckling softly to myself when I hear the voice of a black man yell up. 'Yo man what the fuck! You couldn't have done that in the next spot over. Fuckin splashin' all ova my shit.. goddamnit (expletives on and on and on). So I stop in midstream (so difficult) zip up the pants and run to the elevator w/ Sameer. The guy is still yelling and cursing, and it sounded like he was on the move. So the elevator isn't coming fast enough so I'm just like STAIRS. So we dip down the stairs and get to the first level. We can still hear the guy, and so we open the door slowly and look around all the corners, and then sprint for the exit making our getaways, beer still in hand. Ensuing laughter followed by an ok party where I believe there is a mutual interest w/ this chick I've had my eye on. So lesson learned kids... if you want to piss from the parking garage upper levels... either be able to stop in midstream, or know you can finish and jiggle before someone wants to hurt you for the potential rust stains you may be causing their vehicle.
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