Replying to Dont try this at home
so yesterday I went for a sail with my woman, she's all horned up and drunk on rum wants to get it, we're out on open water and I'm kinda drunk too so we go below (bad idea) once we finish i come back up and theres like 2 lobsterboats withs ome dudes just gawking over at me seeing whats going on because we had just been spinning in circles for like 10 minutes with what appeared to be noone on board. I know cool story right?
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