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I was at Snow Valley (the worst resort in Southern California). I decided to go to the bar with a friend and proceeded to get very drunk. During this process I unbuckled my boots. In my drunken stupor I decided that it would be cool to ski into the parking lot. As soon as I hit pavement my skis stopped and I keep moving. One of my boots stayed clicked into my binding and I fell into a puddle with only one boot on. My friends could not stop laughing at me for about ten minutes and I had to go home practically naked because all my stuff was so wet and my roommate did not want to mess up his car. I regret nothing other then not getting the moment on camera.
I swear to god I saw a gorilla fucking another gorilla screaming BANANAS! on a powder day.
Best porno, EVER
