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*weirdest things you found/seen on the slopes*

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JeremyClarkson
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mine are as follows

a baby deer (fawn if you will)

digital camera

a bag filled with piss which someone thought was beer. they soon found out otherwise (claim)

porn mag

how about yourselves?

Jul 3 2009 11:23PM
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BrickTamland
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
Yeah you got mental problems, man.
Jul 4 2009 2:31AM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
hey, it was a good find. you know you would of done the same thing
Jul 4 2009 2:31AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
THIS THREAD SUCKS ANYWAY FUCKING N00BS


Jul 4 2009 2:33AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44

used condom=not too wierd  you picking it up and talking it home=certifiably insane

Jul 4 2009 2:33AM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
he talked it home?
Jul 4 2009 2:34AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44

fail haha

Did i mention that i hate you?

Jul 4 2009 2:35AM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
of course i took it home. i thought it was the right thing to do.
Jul 4 2009 2:36AM
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a--1
Posts: 484 - Karma: 23
your mind=pjnfvsldjoiudhSIOUCBDSOIUCNIUSDNCOUBFVOUBaoiubdoubiubisuvbodiufbsoviuad
Jul 4 2009 2:38AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
very well put sir know aller.
Jul 4 2009 2:39AM
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a--1
Posts: 484 - Karma: 23
thanks dog
Jul 4 2009 2:40AM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
my mind = a perfectly normal one minus all that i've lost from snorting coke
your mind = hgdsfjkalajakd for saying mines pjnfvsldjoiudhSIOUCBDSOIUCNIUSDNCOUBFVOUBaoiubdoubiubisuvbodiufbsoviuad
Jul 4 2009 2:40AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
welcome G
Jul 4 2009 2:41AM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
this thread is really makin me mad. i think im done with ns.
Jul 4 2009 2:42AM
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a--1
Posts: 484 - Karma: 23
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Jul 4 2009 2:43AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Ok Bye
Jul 4 2009 2:43AM
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gnarrr
Posts: 823 - Karma: 12
one of the tees from a tbar on a mountain without a tbar
Jul 4 2009 2:43AM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
you arent helping
Jul 4 2009 2:44AM
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a--1
Posts: 484 - Karma: 23
you tell them
Jul 4 2009 2:44AM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
later buddy.
Jul 4 2009 2:44AM
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a--1
Posts: 484 - Karma: 23
your out
Jul 4 2009 2:45AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
once i saw a skier being towed by a horse....
Jul 4 2009 2:46AM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
nope. i might check out that condom i found. ive kept it for 5 months :)
Jul 4 2009 2:47AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44

we will miss you though....

Actually not really.

Jul 4 2009 2:47AM
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a--1
Posts: 484 - Karma: 23
shut it
Jul 4 2009 2:47AM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
yeah i agree
nobody fucking cares about skiiers being pulled by horses, fucking faggot
Jul 4 2009 2:48AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
you tell him
Jul 4 2009 2:49AM
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BrickTamland
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
Man.
Jul 4 2009 2:49AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
good we dont want you here
Jul 4 2009 2:53AM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
i can tell.
Jul 4 2009 2:53AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22

i was skiing with my friends and he was talking to me not looking in front of himself and when he did he was 1m from a line of  12 gapers not skiing listening to their instructor so he turned so fast and the beginner listening to the teacher fell on another beginner and it followed till the last one like dominoes

Jul 4 2009 11:33AM
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Relish_man
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used condoms and a huge-ass joint.
Jul 4 2009 11:44AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
1) Princess Di
2) A cow elk that almost ran me over.
3) The Ravinos biker gang that used to build kickers on Saint Patty's day in Vail. 
4) Woman using a breast pump.
5) Former Vice President Dan Quayle.
6) Guy skiing in a kilt. 
7) Tree skiing, almost hit a porcupine that was sleeping on a branch about face high. 
Jul 4 2009 11:45AM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
i hope you smoked that joint and took the condom home like i did
Jul 4 2009 12:00PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
A cell phone lost for three months and it still worked

a car muffler

a couple of bandannas
Jul 4 2009 12:02PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
the lifties at your hill also have a blow up doll named ursila

a blow up sex doll named ursila
Jul 4 2009 12:44PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
Moose
Jul 4 2009 1:04PM
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a--1
Posts: 484 - Karma: 23
thats no even wierd
Jul 4 2009 1:26PM
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weskisea
Posts: 317 - Karma: 12
is this snoqualmie central?

they have a pretty good thong tree there, but its not near the park so i rarely see it.
Jul 4 2009 1:55PM
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.jesus.
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jea jea jea
Jul 6 2009 1:36PM
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a--1
Posts: 484 - Karma: 23
haha
Jul 6 2009 1:40PM
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Panda-Please.
Posts: 179 - Karma: 18
Iphone with like 1000 contacts but no mom..
Jul 6 2009 2:02PM
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mike91129
Posts: 777 - Karma: 43
shitty tighty whities in a tree.
Jul 6 2009 2:06PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
fuck Canada, we dont have stupid-ass holidays where we can throw undergarments on trees.
Jul 6 2009 2:08PM
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mike91129
Posts: 777 - Karma: 43
Fernie has an underwear tree, on the left going up the elk chair. nasty stuff in it sometimes
Jul 6 2009 2:11PM
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noparking
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 50
found 157 cash
Jul 6 2009 2:30PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I was hung over, so I was found on all fours with my skis next to me 20 ft from the lift during the february break crowd puking up some red/yellow yumminess all across the slope.

Im sure thats the weirdest some of those tourists saw.
Jul 6 2009 2:36PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
i came across a jar with about 10 grams of weed in it, so awesome
Jul 6 2009 3:05PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
hope so
Jul 6 2009 3:07PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
what the hell are you talking about?
Jul 6 2009 3:12PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
read the fucking thread!
Jul 6 2009 3:14PM
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