Still Sex Free!!!

PhilboydStudge

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yes, first post on the next page!

this thread is sweet, his argument was over when drew posted

Jul 2 2009 7:57PM

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Bragger224

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i lol'ed

Jul 2 2009 7:57PM

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PhilboydStudge

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damnit...

Jul 2 2009 7:57PM

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mattytru

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not really...

Jul 2 2009 8:02PM

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Kajex

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take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat !

Jul 2 2009 8:33PM

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.peter

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By having this bet with yourself you are forcing sex to CONTROL your life by not allowing you to certain things. It is INFLUENCING the things that you would do naturally.

So despite your hopes and efforts sex is controlling your life.

You're making it seem like its this big evil thing when really its very normal and essential to human survival. You're not any more special than anyone else because you waited almost half a century to have sex for the first time. You're just stupid.

Jul 2 2009 11:56PM

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.peter

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not pretty much fail as a human.

COMPLETELY FAIL.

Jul 3 2009 12:02AM

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steevner

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This was the best way to avoid the fact you won't be getting any until you're 40, and likely beyond that?

C'mon, you could be more creative than than. Just say you're a christian. Or don't bring up the fact you can't get any, then maybe no one will notice.

Jul 3 2009 12:19AM

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polka.yardSAIL

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i don't understand why people are hating on him so much, there's too much assumption with that. maybe he's really really ridiculously fat, like the half ton man.

maybe he's an alien and has no sexual organs or isn't as obsessed with sex as the human race is (proof found in this thread.)

maybe he accidentally listened to creed and decided he liked them.

maybe he comes from a time in the future where (when?) sex becomes a one time thing just to reproduce.

or, maybe he's a woman!

newschoolers, you shouldn't jump to conclusions so quickly! anything is possible!

Jul 3 2009 1:38AM

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iFail

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thread maker, you are a pussy. I think you must be gay and are trying to cover it up to people who don't know you. PUSSY

Jul 3 2009 2:02AM

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Kmania

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AH HAHAHA!! somebody just got a karma bump!

Jul 3 2009 2:09AM

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TechnoPotamus

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Jul 3 2009 2:50AM

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Kmania

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i was thinking alias, but with the # of posts, somebody would need hella free time to work 2 accounts that much. hmmm. community alias is now a distinct possibility

Jul 3 2009 2:53AM

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SKIDUBAIGUY

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Check his profile, it stinks of troll/alias.

Jul 3 2009 3:00AM

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TechnoPotamus

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good eye man, it reeks of troll in there.

Jul 3 2009 3:02AM

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HR8938Cephei

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your wasting your life bud. sex is a great thing that i actually consider to be a need

Jul 3 2009 3:13AM

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Mr.Capone

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yay for gettin yo dick wet!!!!!

Jul 3 2009 3:15AM

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sm

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This makes no sense…. I mean other than he might like creed which would explain a lot. But seriously why on earth would you put a restriction on yourself that says “I will not have sex until I’m 40” – why 40? Other than a pop culture reference you have no reason to choose 40 as the time that you will be ready to have sex. (and while the movie was funny – why on earth would you let it run your life)

I appreciate that you feel the need to wait until you are no longer a child (I get this from your profile – which does indeed smell of alias) but still enlighten us further – are you holding yourself back from all sexual contact or just the actual act?

Furthermore – why on earth would you restrict your future relationships? Did you give that any thought? What are you going to do you’re your 32 and meet an amazing woman (man?) and they are sexually active and aware – you’re stupid bet isn’t going to keep you warm at night… and chance are neither will said woman who will be out the door when you aren’t willing to give her what she wants/needs. Plus – trust me on this – no woman over the age of about 25 ever wants to be with another virgin (unless there is religion involved and then hey whatever)….

You are giving sex way more control over your life by holding on to this little bet…

Jul 3 2009 12:46PM

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richards

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drew OWNED you. how in any way is that an accomplishment? that really has affected your behavior for sure

Jul 3 2009 12:50PM

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Kmania

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yup. good call. this has to be the longest standing alias on ns

Jul 3 2009 12:52PM

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cfox

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cool?

Jul 3 2009 1:39PM

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dylansiggers

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I smell a christian ....

Jul 3 2009 2:21PM

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skithesprings

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or that your a loser who wants attention and cant get laid anyways.

Jul 3 2009 2:25PM

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thedutchmayn

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can you give me a LOGICAL step by step tutorial on what the fuck is going on in your brain and how you came to a sex free conclusion!

Jul 3 2009 2:31PM

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fahrvergcougar

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fair enough Drew. I left that statement way open to be easily misconstrued. What I should have said was, " I don't want the act of sex influencing me. you are right about sex influencing my behavior. I don't wanna be some mindless lemming whose actions ultimately lead him to sex." and a little more history on the bet, I was not the one who initiated the bet. my friend bet me that I WOULD have sex by the time I am 40.

I am 22(made this bet when i was 18) and I don't masturbate.

Jul 3 2009 4:59PM

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h_bar

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i cant express how stupid this is.

sex dont have to be just pure lust you piece of shit, obviously i can be, but sometimes its just an expression of love, something that bonds you even closer to your partner. Just like kissing. You know doing this, if this shit is actually true, is going to make you a lonely miserable man when you hit 40?

i guess there is a reason for doing this, and every single one of us on the forum is thinking it. ITS AN EXCUSE FOR NOT GETTING ANY.

SO PLEASE, do us all a favor and

Jul 3 2009 5:12PM

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siktrix777

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hahahahaha

Jul 3 2009 5:17PM

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Mex_LineJib^a

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you're puting the pussy on a pedestal.

Jul 3 2009 5:29PM

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jayo.

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can someone give me a link to the original thread? it sounds entertaining

Jul 3 2009 5:30PM

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fahrvergcougar

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wish i could but i created the thread over 5 years ago.

Jul 3 2009 6:11PM

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skiEER

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Jul 3 2009 6:15PM

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AMG.

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shit man, for your dick's sake i hope your a troll and this is all a lie. if not, care to remind us what you get if you win this bet, because unless its like $10 million and a bunch of girls who are willing to fuck you on the spot...you lose, even if you do win. and fuck all your elitist bullshit about becoming a "mindless lemming", everyone has sex, and may in some way be driven by sex, im sure bill gates does, and while he is a bit of a weirdo, that mindless lemmign seems to have done allright for himself.

Jul 3 2009 6:43PM

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fahrvergcougar

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it's a conscious effort to control something that would normally be out of your hands because it is built into your dna to follow through with those impulses. the number 40 is just a number set because i had originally said that i would NEVER have sex. since having said that i have met several girls that have found it to be quite intriguing and interesting. meanwhile i continue to form meaningful and beneficial relationships with women that are not driven by anything impulsive.

Jul 3 2009 8:55PM

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Wall_Nut

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meaningful and beneficial.....I would need a megaphone to LOL in your face hard enough. They're only playing nice b/c someone else is getting the job done. I think maybe you're gay and haven't realized it yet.

Jul 3 2009 9:14PM

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