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So I got caught while doing it doggy....

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jsnow
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My gf was super horny and we were watching a movie, she just looks at me and says my mom is gone I heard her leave. Soon as she said it she was taking off my pants and bending over, so I went with it. We got in to it for like 5 minutes, next thing I know I hear her mom yell, WHAT!?!?! and turn around and walk away yelling you two finish up then we need to speak! needless to say we finished up and had a very sit down with her mom.
Jun 28 2009 2:54PM
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SethLangbauer
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oh damn...
Jun 28 2009 7:01PM
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geet
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yes you are
Jun 28 2009 7:03PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 721
Really though every thread you post on its like this..............................
Seriously.....................
Jun 28 2009 7:03PM
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SethLangbauer
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haha earlier somewhere someone said they hated it when poeple put more than 3 periods...
Jun 28 2009 7:07PM
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InkShrink
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I'm not the gf of the thread poster hahaha.
Jun 28 2009 7:08PM
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jsnow
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you never said any thing about breaking up :(
Jun 28 2009 7:18PM
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InkShrink
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Mk fine. No breaking up then. At least we don't get caught. :)

Jun 28 2009 7:25PM
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jsnow
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Okay deal no more getting caught.
Jun 28 2009 7:31PM
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landonn
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I can't believe her mom told you to finish.

Jun 28 2009 7:31PM
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InkShrink
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And for the record...the gf mentioned in the post is not me....I don't need lube.
Jun 28 2009 7:32PM
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kepler.
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:D
Jun 28 2009 7:38PM
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00_Koda
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ive been thinking about this and i say
PICTURES OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
Jun 28 2009 9:02PM
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EasyEast
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bahaha this thread is hilarious

that blows that you got caught but hey at least she let you finish up

Jun 28 2009 9:15PM
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gbirrd
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good job lol i bet its fucking awkward to soo your girlfriends mom now
Jun 28 2009 9:21PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
just give your gf's mom the eye every once in a while at the dinner table,

if she winks back, or asks about desert than she wants to join in the fun


Jun 28 2009 9:32PM
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thisandthatfilms
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indeed
Jun 28 2009 9:42PM
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InkShrink
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The more the merrier!
Jun 28 2009 10:14PM
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thelizards
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I'm starting to believe your not a girl

but the the thread creator, I hope your not lying. if your are tellign the truth, then you are a LEGEND

Jun 28 2009 10:22PM
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FUUUCK
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hahahahhahahahaha AWESOME
Jun 28 2009 10:24PM
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ski-swagga
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this thead made me lol countless times.
Jun 28 2009 10:27PM
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TYRRELL
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hahahah fkna
Jun 28 2009 10:31PM
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KrazyistKarl
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my dad walked in on me and my ex i think 3 or 4 times, the only one i remember clearly is the first. me and her were downstairs while my rents made super up stairs, then he calls down to us come and eat i yell okay. then we keep going and a little while later he walks in (just after we changed it up from her on top riding, that would have been way funnier) and he just goes "ahhhh umm come and eat you guys" then turns to walk away, then turns back to close the door. we laugh and finish up. then it really kicks in and she is like fuck im so embarrassed. we waited a while then went upstairs for and akward super (my family never sits down to eat) he never said aything but i know he told my mom. And once he found my lube i had in my glove box, another funny story, I was working the weekend with him and we went to taco time. him being fat as he is needs to open the glove box to put the food on it then i just go "fuck close that" and he goes i just need to put my drink on it. then i see him eying it up. he finishes off his food and then i see him reach out for it, pick it up and read it while nodding his head really interested, then turns to me and says "hmmmm, looks like you got enough" and then he has made a few lube jokes since then and its always akward
Jun 29 2009 12:30AM
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PeeDuBzz
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hahahaha she let you finish
Jun 29 2009 12:35AM
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SethLangbauer
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hahaha
Jun 29 2009 1:26AM
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gnarrr
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she took the lube away...
Jun 29 2009 1:50AM
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shortdawg
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pics mmmkay?
Jun 29 2009 1:54AM
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jakepwilliams
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you should of told the mom to come help you finish..
Jun 29 2009 3:05AM
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Abc567def
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you should have looked over at the mom and said "a little pee never hurt anyone"
Jun 29 2009 3:31AM
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geteducated
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no, he should have looked over at the mom and did this,

Click for larger image
Jun 29 2009 3:45AM
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mait
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I was caught fucking this one chick by all my friends... at a party at my house. I was really fucking drunk and apparently they got like 9 videos of me fucking her without me noticing that they were standing at the door. That was pretty bad, not as bad as a mom
Jun 29 2009 4:03AM
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debrickshaw
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win
Jun 29 2009 4:04AM
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*LiNeLover*
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good story dude
Jun 29 2009 4:15AM
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HR8938Cephei
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still hasnt been said... Cool Story Hanzel

just kidding but thats really funny she let you finish up. you all should have been really loud to make it really awkward for the mom
Jun 29 2009 4:23AM
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I_Am_Mod
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you sir, have a very cool dad !
Jun 29 2009 4:31AM
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BC.
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full of win
Jun 29 2009 5:51AM
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ZavierV
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My threads. Hahaha. Man rights!
Jun 29 2009 5:51AM
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prosnurfer
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once my girlfriend's mom jsut walked on in to my house because she was high and didnt think of knocking.

so i was banging her daughter in my living room and she busted in and was liek "what r u guys doing" and then just went back out to her car

my girlfriend told her mom that she had to show me her knee and thats why her pants were off.

ahahahahhahaahah
Jun 29 2009 6:01AM
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jsnow
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HA great, i showed my gf this thread and she got so pissed at me.
Jun 29 2009 2:54PM
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InkShrink
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You never showed me...
Jun 29 2009 5:42PM
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jsnow
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Sorry to break it to you baby, but there is another girl in my life. But I'm man enough for both of you. Will you stay?
Jun 29 2009 5:50PM
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SethLangbauer
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omg wtf i am confused
Jun 29 2009 5:53PM
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InkShrink
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It's ok, there's another man in my life. You just couldn't handle me. :)

Jun 29 2009 6:00PM
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jsnow
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ouch
Jun 29 2009 6:05PM
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InkShrink
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You have to admit though, I'm the better girl. ;)

Jun 29 2009 6:06PM
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jsnow
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eh maybe
Jun 29 2009 6:07PM
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InkShrink
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Maybe!? I'm not the girlfriend who needs lube.

Jun 29 2009 6:09PM
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mtsteez03
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ahahah omg thats fucking way to funny
Jun 29 2009 8:35PM
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Bren-Ten
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my mom found a condom that for some odd and gross reason didnt make it in the garbage (i placed the used non-latex "rubber" back into the litle package) the otherday so that was pretty awkward. i wouldnt be able to imagine the embarasement and awkwardness that would go on if my mom walked in on my doin it doggy
Jun 29 2009 8:48PM
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jblaski
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More importantly, high-five for actually being able to finish. I"m pretty sure that would be a HUGE mood kill for me. Nothing like feeling quite awkward every time you see her now, knowing she's seen you naked, lol.
Jun 29 2009 9:54PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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you pee in her butt?
Jun 29 2009 11:05PM
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