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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392

so, if you take your girl skiing and its a freak powder day(not likely on the east coast) buts shes not that great of a skier so (of course none of you would ever do this because your all so compassionate) you ditch her to ride trees or double diamond runs. you know your girl is a keeper when you meet her for lunch or to go home and she isn't angry or "disillusioned" but had a good time skiing

Jun 24 2009 1:46AM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
what if she is badass enough to keep up with you??
Jun 24 2009 1:51AM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,684
then she is a keeper,
Jun 24 2009 1:53AM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
And if she beats you?

Jun 24 2009 1:54AM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,684
she's a bitch.

domestic violence is not cool.
Jun 24 2009 1:57AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
silly woman, this is not possible
Jun 24 2009 1:57AM
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SethLangbauer
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 74
well sir, then you are not badass enough to keep her...
Jun 24 2009 1:59AM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
I think its sexy
Jun 24 2009 2:06AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
u had my girl just sit in the summit house for an hour or two cause she kept falling over
Jun 24 2009 2:07AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 11,892
I'm pretty sure "sarahskis" is a girl.. 
Jun 24 2009 2:10AM
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Holte
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what if it's consensual?
Jun 24 2009 2:12AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
she is so not a girl
Jun 24 2009 2:20AM
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SethLangbauer
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 74
she is a he
Jun 24 2009 2:25AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 11,892
shit
Jun 24 2009 2:29AM
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jibbinc
Posts: 804 - Karma: 33
i wish my ex wasnt a gaper
she said she would never EVER ski with me
and then she broke up with me for skiing to much

Jun 24 2009 2:37AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I put the "sensual" in "nonconsensual."
Jun 24 2009 3:35AM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
What if i'm on the east coast and all i do is run laps in the park, but she stays with me the whole time then is she a keeper? 
Jun 24 2009 8:30AM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
I gotta do this hahaha.
Jun 24 2009 9:32AM
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neutralzombie
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there were a lot of times i let my bf do runs without me and waited for him for about an hour.
Jun 24 2009 9:55AM
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skiEER
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i dont think thats really a test its just what you do when there is a powder day
Jun 24 2009 10:10AM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
the long hair and boobs don't give me away?
Jun 24 2009 10:36AM
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mac.N.steeze
Posts: 652 - Karma: 6
Everyone has realized that your really eheath but your hiding in a girls body. Quick escape before it's to late.
Jun 24 2009 10:46AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
I could definately pull something off like that, we have a very loose relationship, basically i can do whatever i want :D

I love her !
Jun 24 2009 11:01AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
Chappelle's Show Love Contract www.comedycentral.com Don't worry as long as you have The love contract your covered

Jun 25 2009 1:57AM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
what if she has sex with you in a sketchy half shed thing in the glades at copper mountain?
is she still a keeper?
Jun 25 2009 2:02AM
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SethLangbauer
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 74
a poo'd my pants
Jun 25 2009 2:07AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
no she'd need to have bigger boobs
Jun 25 2009 2:12AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
put it in her butt and if she don't protest, shes a keeper.
Jun 25 2009 2:25AM
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pharmony19
Posts: 321 - Karma: 37
indeed
Jun 25 2009 10:44AM
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