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Strangest drunk food

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Abc567def
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So in the ridiculous hung over state that im in after an extensive night of drinking got me thinking as to the odd cravings/food made in NS drunken stupor.

Last night after a mickey and 3 pitchers I managed to make a salad in a 4L tupperware container that had red, green, yellow peppers, croutons feta cheese and a balsamic vinaigrette dressing. And I have made perogies sautéed in teriakyi sauce before.

So NS posts up your drunken thought processes that will keep me occupied at my very hung over day at work!
Jun 20 2009 12:06PM
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lineskier10
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not the best, but the funniest was when me and a buddy got hammered and went back to his house to smoke and then proceeded to eat an entire loaf of white bread, all while standing infront of the toaster and toasting the pieces one by one and putting just butter on them when they got out of the toaster, we literally stood there for an hour toasting an entire loaf of bread and eating it
Jun 20 2009 12:12PM
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Julien.
Posts: 686 - Karma: 59

I manned the stove and made grill cheeses and kraft dinner one party night, and then it hit me, why not combine the both, and we did

you get a hybrid grillkraftcheese diinner, sooo good

Jun 20 2009 12:15PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I once ate a half pound of Tuna without draining out the gross tuna water, covered in hot sauce. With high-fibre cereal and frozen berries on it.
Jun 20 2009 12:29PM
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evan25
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the other night after a plethora of beer and xanex i was told i grabbed a box of fish stix out of my buddies freezer and asked if i could eat them with out even thinking about cooking them.  it was pretty funny but i dont remember it at all lol.
Jun 20 2009 1:11PM
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ReedSkis~
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what! didnt even drain the tuna water... shits gross
Jun 20 2009 1:25PM
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skeedle
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dempsters used to make these waffles that you didn't have to freeze  and you just threw them in the toaster and one night after getting stoned i ate two bags of them, i think they contained 8 bread-sized pieces each.
Jun 20 2009 1:37PM
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ilikeplants
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chocolate chip eggos are the best when drunk. also those frozen pizzas are pretty damn tasty.
Jun 20 2009 1:38PM
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Stepwise
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My roommate would come home and make a fried egg/sardine/onion/pepper sandwich that would make me puke at the smell. he loved that shit though.
Jun 20 2009 1:43PM
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MAnderson
Posts: 181 - Karma: 11
no man its all about eggo nutella sandwiches. two eggos and nutella in between
Jun 20 2009 1:44PM
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DDrem.
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its not that strange, but i fuckin love tostitos chips whenever im shitty. especially scoops for some reason. scoops are where the party's at
Jun 20 2009 1:57PM
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Big_Spence
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Frosted Flakes and chocolate cookie dough ice cream.

And the best drink in the world when you're high:

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Jun 20 2009 2:08PM
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Abc567def
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All of these reminded me of the time my VERY drunk friend tried to defrost a bag of eggos with a hair dryer

Jun 20 2009 3:32PM
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Peter.
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i destroyed like 6 snack packs of pringles once, they taste so good
Jun 20 2009 3:34PM
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SirFryanator
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I just came.
Jun 20 2009 3:42PM
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jibbinc
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i ate chedar rice thins lat night judjing by the pacageing on my desk
shti mustve been good.
Jun 20 2009 3:45PM
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Bo_bot9
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Ok i hope everyone is prepared for this amazing yet strange food....

all you need is.....

1 package of Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts

1 container of Nutella

1 Bannana

Step 1: Toast the pop tart.
Step 2: Slice bannana down the middle the long way.
Step 3: Spread a heavy dosing of nutella all over the side oppisite to the pop tart icing
- Make sure to spread nutella on both pop tarts!!!!!!!
Step 4: Place bannana and then form a pop-tart banana nutella sandwich and then enjoy that shiT!!!


This is only 1 of several million recipes in my bag. If you would like anymore pm me. ill hook you up.
Jun 20 2009 3:58PM
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I_Am_Mod
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After my prom night, i went eating Doner kebab at 3Am with a friend, both in smoking and we got free meals from a skinhead with piercings n stuff because he liked our outfit :D

but seriously, i dig hot choco with salt chips.....
Jun 20 2009 4:12PM
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megh
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key lime pie + hot sauce
Jun 20 2009 6:49PM
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ShoulderSurfer
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eat some poutine... mmmm
Jun 20 2009 6:53PM
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TechnoPotamus
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it has that effect.
Jun 20 2009 6:56PM
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fourhundred
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thats a regular breakfast for me, and a banana sliced up in the middle
Jun 20 2009 7:04PM
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Quinn
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picturing that happening made me laugh so hard
Jun 20 2009 7:13PM
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sarahskis
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Its not really a strange food...but the other night allll i wanted was soup.  So i went in my aunt's fridge and heated some up, but i burned my hand trying to get it out. Got it out...ate it, spilled soup all over the floor, then went to bed. but once there my hand hurt so i went back to the freezer and got the frozen peas to use as an ice pack...

but then i opened them and started chowing down

Jun 20 2009 8:22PM
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nealpgards
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cinnamon life cereal in snickers ice cream = epic
Jun 20 2009 8:43PM
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Big_Spence
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It's true.
For every three bowls I smoke I must drink one.
Jun 20 2009 9:09PM
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tomalom
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made me laugh so hard
Jun 20 2009 9:11PM
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Bangor
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I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Jun 20 2009 9:18PM
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TannerBalls
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all day at work I wanted and egg salad sandwich so I came home and boiled like 12 eggs and mixed it all together then 4 hours later I didn't want it anymore
Jun 20 2009 9:24PM
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Bangor
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Just out of curiosity, how many of you guys have a greasy shady little diner that's the go-to place for breakfast the morning after when you're hungover as shit?
Jun 20 2009 9:29PM
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St.Steezy
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I have a greasy shady little place that I go to at 2am drunk as shit and down garlic cheese pizza.. I heart drunk food.
Jun 20 2009 9:31PM
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Abc567def
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Def for me the go to food when im drunk is this sketchy pizza place downtown when im drinking or if im at home its KD even if its at a house party or something.
Jun 20 2009 11:08PM
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