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I need some skiing rhymes

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griffin.paisley
Posts: 1520 - Karma: 38
my brothers in guitar class, and hes makin a song about skiing. he needs some rhymes

got any?
Jun 16 2009 11:19PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
this will sound nice to some mellow acoustic guitar


Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady what the fuck you saying?" I don't know help me!

Jun 16 2009 11:26PM
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
i just want to go ski, get all my shit for free. wooooooah.

just kiddding
Jun 16 2009 11:27PM
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mysticllamarider
Posts: 343 - Karma: 4

this one came to me through my feedback

Ski like Poo

Jun 16 2009 11:31PM
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griffin.paisley
Posts: 1520 - Karma: 38
hahahahahaha
Jun 16 2009 11:41PM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
Loose pants
Wide stance
Fat skis
Cork threes
Fresh snow
Needin’ dough
Shreddin’ trees
Tall tees
Droppin’ cliffs
Double flips
Flippin’ knolls
Short poles
Fast spins
Gettin’ wins
Cannon box
Jumpin’ rocks


had to do a poem for english
Jun 16 2009 11:46PM
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