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pcfreeride
Posts: 356 - Karma: 281
I wass at the us open last week and fell off that ollie on wood rail onto my pole. my spleen was cracked in half and i cant ski till march. its fucked
ya dank
i miss skiing
Feb 5 2004 1:54PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
that sucks....next time you're in the gym do some spleen exercises to it will be stronger next time you ram a pole into it



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Feb 5 2004 1:58PM
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4skizzle
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spleen excercises... haha. That sounds pretty painfull. What does your spleen do exactly?










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Feb 5 2004 2:01PM
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pcfreeride
Posts: 356 - Karma: 281
it filters out magor disieses. almost as much blood goes through it as you hart. i guess ill be a proffesional newschooler for a while
ya dank
i miss skiing
Feb 5 2004 2:04PM
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freeskiing04
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so whats the difference between spleen and liver?
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Feb 5 2004 2:24PM
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Pipe_Munky
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your spleen is kinda like your appendix. you don't really need it but if you fuck it up, doctors won't remove it unless absolutely necessary.



SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Feb 5 2004 2:29PM
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pcfreeride
Posts: 356 - Karma: 281
ya you know your shit. its just that if you get like hiv or somthing whithout a spleen you dead
ya dank
i miss skiing
Feb 5 2004 2:32PM
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4skizzle
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^^^ dude, i'm pretty sure you're dead anyways.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Feb 5 2004 2:32PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Yeah, I'm starting a new rule on here: anytime an NS member dies from skiing, I get first dibs on his stuff. So give me your skis when you kick the bucket.
Feb 5 2004 2:34PM
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4skizzle
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I'll take your stuff if you die any other way than skiing.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Feb 5 2004 2:39PM
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rynmartn
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wow, it didn't even know u could hurt yer spleen. props!


yay skiing

Feb 5 2004 2:42PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
didn't the same thing happen to alpentalik this season?



-Strode



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Feb 5 2004 2:43PM
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J.D.
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^Liver, I think.
Feb 5 2004 2:44PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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go to kavorkian im sure he'll take it out for you
Feb 5 2004 4:05PM
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