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EastCoast315
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like, a spoonerism is when you take 2 words and flip around the first letters, like "First letters' would be 'lirst fetters'

and "longboard" would be "Bong lord" HAHAHA
I just cant believe it
Jun 14 2009 10:34PM
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VCharette
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Bong Loard...
Jun 14 2009 10:36PM
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quixotic
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You Fail.

First, you say "longboard" which is one word. How do you switch the first letters of two words if you only have one word?

Second, even if it was two words, you say "Bong lord". It should actually be "Bong Loard".
Jun 14 2009 10:38PM
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EastCoast315
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Im sorry man, Ive been in the spice rack
Jun 14 2009 10:42PM
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quixotic
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haha it's all good.
Jun 14 2009 10:42PM
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neon1peace
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rice spack
Jun 14 2009 10:45PM
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VCharette
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this thread is full of fail
Jun 14 2009 10:47PM
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k-rob
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either way, you would still pronounce loard the same way you pronounce lord.
wenis prinkles.
Jun 14 2009 10:50PM
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Calb3rt
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this thread is nucking futs!
Jun 14 2009 10:51PM
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anxju
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wparkling siggles
Jun 14 2009 10:53PM
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Slinger1x1
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i have a friend, charles bigger, whos brothers name is Nick. his names comes out to be Bick Nigger, i shit you not
Jun 14 2009 10:56PM
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k.perkins
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nothin wrong is smoking a little herb and being amused by small things
Jun 14 2009 11:03PM
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jakepwilliams
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ok fag
Jun 14 2009 11:16PM
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get_toasted
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spalien aceship!
Jun 14 2009 11:51PM
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comeatmebro
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my nickname is a spoonerism. it's bad ass.
Jun 14 2009 11:55PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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fk oag
Jun 14 2009 11:56PM
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get_toasted
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add bass?
Jun 14 2009 11:57PM
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Abc567def
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I just don't know what to say...like really???
Jun 15 2009 12:00AM
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SteezyOhio
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Oteezy Shio?

Cravling Tircus mang

Jun 15 2009 12:03AM
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comeatmebro
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no my nickname is not bad ass like the noun, rather bad ass as in the pronoun used to describe my nickname.

hopefully that makes sense, i'm high.
Jun 15 2009 12:04AM
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comeatmebro
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not pronoun, but adjective i think. fuck.
Jun 15 2009 12:04AM
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parkcrewsoldier
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my personal favorite is dope rucker..
when patrol catches you in the out of bounds you say.. no sirz, i didn't ruck that dope
Jun 15 2009 11:27AM
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steveyp
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FAIL

Alien Spaceship becomes Slien Apaceship
Jun 15 2009 11:31AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Pot Nronoun, aut bdjective i fhink, tuck.
Jun 15 2009 12:33PM
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ButteredToast.
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pinkly wrenis
taggy sits
baggy soobs
tice nits
at fass
Jun 15 2009 12:42PM
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dave44
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Cunning Stunts (stunning cunts)
Shake A Tit (take a shit)
No Tails (toe nails)
Sparking Pot (parking spot)
Jun 15 2009 12:44PM
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k-rob
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ctunning sunts
sake a thit
sarking ppot
Jun 15 2009 1:06PM
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yellav
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sarah palin loves parasailin
Jun 15 2009 1:16PM
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SARTRON
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not really on the topic of the thread, more about herbs, but i asked my bio professor if plants can feel pain when you pluck the out of the ground or cut them or spray them with chemicals and she was astonished by the question and asked how i thought of it..haha i couldnt really tell her that i was HIGH
Jun 15 2009 1:18PM
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siktrix777
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i hope you made this as a joke, you didnt acually think that was funny
Jun 15 2009 1:19PM
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duckets.
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tull filts
Jun 15 2009 1:38PM
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ButteredToast.
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spoonerisms are usually considered verbal.
So mixing up the first consonant sounds of the words.

(t)ake a (sh)it= (sh)ake a (t)it

get it?...
Jun 15 2009 1:49PM
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k-rob
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ah, i see now, the original definition was wrong.
thankfully, teh internetz has all the answers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism


Jun 15 2009 1:55PM
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the.hoffman
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It's most fun when doing it to people's names. For example, I would be Hac Zoffman, T-Wall would be
Wom Tallisch etc..

I had to put wallisch in their to catch ns' attention.
Jun 15 2009 1:59PM
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get_toasted
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That's cool, hey let me know how downs syndrome is working out for you.

Gad's Chap
Jun 15 2009 2:12PM
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Slinger1x1
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my name, Brian Dubs, sounds funny
Drian Bubs
sounds like a weed reference
Jun 15 2009 3:54PM
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Peter.
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sool ctory
Jun 15 2009 4:17PM
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geet
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dot hogs
Jun 15 2009 4:25PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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Jun 15 2009 4:38PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
downhill bike

bownhill dike


air brakes

bear aches


mosh pit

posh mit


hard poo

pard hoo


mellow yellow

yellow mellow



hot chick

chot hick


mind blown

blind moan


toilet paper

poilet taper



heart break

beart hreak











..... cool?
Jun 15 2009 4:49PM
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