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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11

So first off I findout my roommate is making me pay more than 80% of the rent.  I move into my girlfriends house until I find my own place.  She has two other roommates, one is a nice girl that works at a bank.  The other is a nice guy but is the FLDS, WTF!! This is some crazy ass cult stuff.  So no biggie, hes a cool dude, odd but cool.  He has a friend come up from ST. George UT to stay with us until he gets his own place.  He is VERY odd and pretty creepy looking.  He freaks out the girls a lot.  I thought to myself, something is not right with this dude.  So I google his name.  BOOOM!!!  he just got out of the Utah Prison.  WTF!!  So I am thinking ok do I tell my girl and the other girl?  Do I wait it out and wait till he moves?  I dunno, I tell the girls whats up.  So my brother is a P.I. down in Florida, he looks into this guy.  BOOOM!!!  He was in jail for Attempted Forcible Sex Abuse and Burglary, both 3rd degree felonys.  He pled guilty.  So I am like wha??  The charge is worse and thats just what he pled to.  Dude, this guy is not right.   It says on the Utah website that he is not-compliant.  I Emailed them and told the guy that lives next door is a cop.  He called the US Marshall.  I hope they get this guy asap.  This dude is a FLDS also, there crazy and creepy looking. 

Jun 11 2009 6:32PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
u a big dude? if not get a few of ur friends and kick this guy the fuck out.

go with ur gutt on this one...and ++karma for the 'BOOOOOOM'...ahahahahhahahaha

thats pretty fucking nuts though mang. id kick him the fuck out and make sure he stays away thats creepy as shit.

and id for sure tell the girls its unsafe for them not to know...id confront him about it though he might have changed after doing hard time. or he might stab u with an icepick, you know either or.
Jun 11 2009 6:35PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
shit dude take ur girl and run ... but sersouly im hoping the best for you right now  thats fucled
Jun 11 2009 6:36PM
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haiggk2
Posts: 152 - Karma: 136
oh man thats some creepy shit
Jun 11 2009 6:37PM
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JeremyClarkson
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hope youll be ok. just dont do anything that will piss them off. btw what are the FLDS?

Jun 11 2009 6:38PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
just try not to piss him off until the cops arrive, or leave the house when they get there so he doesn't take hostages or something to evade arrest...
Jun 11 2009 6:42PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
whats his name- must know now
Jun 11 2009 6:43PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11
Mormon Fundamentalist.  They are the gruop that was in Waco TX with thay huge white church that guys were married to like 6 wives that were all under like 16 or something.  They marry each other and dont care if there related.
Jun 11 2009 6:43PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
"POW!!! POW-POW!!!"

but yeah get the fuck outta there, don't hang around people like that, because they'll always fuck your life up.


Jun 11 2009 6:45PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
cover yo bum hole
Jun 11 2009 6:56PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11
Im a average dude, 5ft8  160.   the thing is that im not on the lease there but my girl is, the guy is staying with the main lease holder.  Thats why it gets hard to yell at him.  Also, I looked on the Utah website, he is breaking probation by drinking and not reporting himself to the state of Idaho for being a sex offender.  I wanna bust this dude in his jaw.  hes a skinny punk.  Thing is i cant get into trouble and the dude that lives nest door is SWAT.
Jun 11 2009 7:46PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
curb stomp him then cut is appendages off with a hack saw then cast them in cement then throw them in a river
Jun 11 2009 7:50PM
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mason-
Posts: 955 - Karma: 45

LDS=good

FLDS=Bad

(the f is for fundamentalist, they broke off of the mormon church when they were kicked out for polygamy, so they formed the flds)

Jun 11 2009 7:55PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
buy a gun, and sit in the girls bedroom pointing it at the door provoking him until he barged in and light his ass up?

Claim he was tryin to rape ya?
Jun 11 2009 7:55PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
and then pee in his butt. no homo.
Jun 11 2009 7:56PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52
wow thats crazy hope everything works out
Jun 11 2009 7:59PM
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linesteeze
Posts: 1229 - Karma: 125
plead the 2nd amendment. if ya know what i mean

Jun 11 2009 8:04PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
What are you saying? are you saying pow...?

Gahh what movie is that from? I've been trying to remember for the past 3 days...
Jun 11 2009 8:10PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
stepbrothers.
Jun 11 2009 8:11PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
yes

randy says it when they're talking about the catalina wine mixer
Jun 11 2009 8:23PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
become his friend
Jun 11 2009 8:30PM
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fourhundred
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I don't know what it is about your face, but god damn -holds up fist- i just want to deliver one of these right to your suck hole.

Jun 11 2009 8:39PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
exactly. FLDS is kinda the equivalent of like a fundamentalist Muslim branch
Jun 11 2009 8:59PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
hahahaha for real. but yeah let him know that you know about his past
Jun 11 2009 9:02PM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 1,566
lol....i would get ur own place.
Jun 11 2009 9:06PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
Definitely tell the girls.  That's fucking weird.  I would get out of there right away.
Jun 11 2009 9:15PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,752
LSD = super good.


but for real, talk to your cop neighbor some more and make sure the girls are safe. go w/ your gut, this guy seems like a real creeper
Jun 11 2009 9:41PM
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neutralzombie
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id sort of want to know. but that would be scary as hell....wow....

Jun 11 2009 9:42PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
you seriously ate another man's penis?
-it was on international waters so they couldn't prosecute him but it was nasty
Jun 11 2009 9:57PM
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Smuffy
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made me lol
Jun 11 2009 10:41PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11

Check this out!  i was searching online last night and BOOOM, look what I found. 

I cant get the link to work, just copy/paste

 http://www.childpro.org/2007/documents/Joseph%20Timpson%20Steed%20sex%20abuse.pdf

Jun 12 2009 12:23PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
pow
Jun 12 2009 12:41PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
hahahaha
Jun 12 2009 1:43PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11
This dude is crazy/
Jun 12 2009 7:57PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
Posts: 1294 - Karma: 25
hahah did he do anything crazy yet?
Jun 12 2009 7:59PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
yo seriously, wack situation. i would bounce if at all possible, or you will be on the next A&E special
Jun 12 2009 8:01PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11
I went off on dude last night.  He does not have a key to the house and like everyone and there mother knows, if you pull a back slidding door hard enough it will open, even if its locked.  So im upstairs chillin (sleeping) at like 3am.  I hear this BOOOOM.  Im like WTF!!#%#  Dude is trying to get into the back door cause his friend didnt give him the key.  I ran down and started yelling at him, his wack ass FLDS friend must have heard us and came down also.  So I pushed the crazy one out of the door way and he fell down (just two steps).  Other dude then pushed me so I pushed him back, he didnt fall.  Them BOOOM bright ass light in my face, the cop that lives next door came over.  All he did was tell everyone to chill and go to sleep.  They cant take the guy away yet cause they have to confirm with the state of Utah that he is breaking probation and is not registered as a sex offender in Idaho.  Im about to loose it on this dude.  He just stares at the girls (by the way, i did tell them everything).  I told the cop that and hes like "not to freak you out but when he does that he is fighting the urge to rape them"  Im like WTF.  This dude better stay clear of me and the girls, thats all i have to say.  I might not be able to take them both but they wont beat up like my big brother does, hes 6ft8 235.  Anyway...to be continued......
Jun 12 2009 8:12PM
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onearmwanderer
Posts: 1153 - Karma: 31
whattt?? this is crazy stuff.  that comment about the cop saying he is fighting the urge to rape them sounds nuts, good luck with all this man.
Jun 12 2009 8:51PM
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ECski
Posts: 976 - Karma: 13
Can anyone tell me what FLDS is?
Jun 12 2009 9:16PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
i think your at the point now where you should probably keep a knife on you.that guy is so fucked up dont let the girls out of your sight if he comes back.
Jun 12 2009 9:18PM
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mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
LSD=Best!
Jun 12 2009 9:19PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118

oh dang dude watch out and deff get that creep away from you ,your girl ,and her roomates

it sounds like he could snap at any time

Jun 12 2009 9:45PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8786 - Karma: 6,250
what tha fuuuuck

if i were you id find another place to crash for a while with your girl...
Jun 12 2009 10:20PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
so i was just thinking of this since you said he pled guilty..

what if someone pled guilty and wasn't found to be guilty. would be some crazy shit huh?
Jun 12 2009 10:23PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,089
I am interested to see how this unfolds....
Jun 12 2009 10:25PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11

There is too much to comment here, read this...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamentalist_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter_Day_Saints

There so messed up.  So I went and got my Glock out or storage this morning, I am not taking any chances.

Jun 13 2009 12:51PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
its messed up but when you said that I thought of Edward from Twilight.

but seriously, this is a very messed up situation to be in. I have no idea what I would do.

+my threads
Jun 13 2009 1:06PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
You must be LDS to think that LDS is good
Jun 13 2009 1:07PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
its the fucking catalina wine mixer.
Jun 13 2009 1:14PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11
When I was 15 i pled guilty to something so the cops would shut up.  It was monor, my friend stole something from a store and got cought.  I didnt even know anything about it but the cops kept talking crap and saying I did know.  I just said ok and had to write a letter to the company and my parents saying that I was sorry. 
Jun 13 2009 1:36PM
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bout_it
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That's some fucked up shit, i'm sure your neighbor would back you up if shit got too deep.
Jun 13 2009 2:09PM
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