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_TK_
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Alright so i took some of my parents ras smurn and put like half of it in a water bottle (like 15 oz) and then filled the bottle back up with water...are they going to be able to tell, they dont drink it that much and i think they mix it?!?!
Jun 7 2009 11:50PM
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proZach
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hahah
Jun 7 2009 11:52PM
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Slinger1x1
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you should probably delete system 32
Jun 7 2009 11:52PM
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s_a_m
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idk but half and half might be pretty obvious
Jun 7 2009 11:53PM
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ShoulderSurfer
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no problem there, just go buy them some more tomorrow....

your 21 right?
Jun 7 2009 11:54PM
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_TK_
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yeah i no im just hoping they dont find out i was thinking about just taking the bottle and maybe they would think they never had it haha
Jun 7 2009 11:55PM
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NESblowjob
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i used to do that
Jun 7 2009 11:56PM
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cab509
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Silly Children... that's why you replace your parents vodka or gin with water ( I liked Gin in high school and still today) then it's already clear and they won't notice a color difference. Or you get an older sibling to get alcohol for you and then build up your own stash in your room.


now the real question is what kind of liquor is "ras smurn" I thought I knew a decent amount about my habit of drinking but I've never heard of this kind of liquor and google isn't doing anything for me.


In all honesty you will probably be fine. I don't know how but I never got caught in High School when I was drinking.
Jun 7 2009 11:58PM
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_TK_
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wow that makes me feel better but its just rasberry smurnoff abbriviated haha
Jun 8 2009 12:01AM
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Slinger1x1
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raspberry Smirnoff
Jun 8 2009 12:01AM
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ShoulderSurfer
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grab the bottle and grab some bitches before the night is too late
Jun 8 2009 12:01AM
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Nicholas.
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haha oh man to be in middle school again.

but uhh yeah if it was a fifth and you filled it half and half...they are going to notice if they arent idiots, there is going to be a ton of condensation on the bottle and just smelling it they might be able to tell....

but considering your parents are drinking rasberry smirnoff they probably arent too bright...
Jun 8 2009 12:02AM
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proZach
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holy shit i thought you wrote rum but fucked it all up. and its smirnoff.
Jun 8 2009 12:03AM
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pho[tog]rapher
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1) stop being paranoid, paranoia gets you nowhere. i'm a paranoid person, trust- i know.

2) as long as it's not the majority of the bottle, it'll still be okay.

3) raspberry smirnoff. i suggest you learn the names and spellings of your alcoholic beverages if you're going to consume them. save yourself the humiliation from showing up at the high school house parties and offering up "smurn".

no hate, just saying.
Jun 8 2009 12:03AM
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RAWLAN
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rub steeak sauce all over your naked body and jump into a cage full of bears.

thats how fucked you are
Jun 8 2009 12:05AM
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_TK_
Posts: 467 - Karma: 128
Yeah wow im an idiot im so freaked right now, if they find out im boned
Jun 8 2009 12:09AM
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easy_cam_steezy
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that's too precious that you're drinking rasberry smirnoff
Jun 8 2009 12:09AM
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_TK_
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Haha w.e its actually good so im down with it
Jun 8 2009 12:11AM
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cab509
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in that case tell your parents to get some better liquor and not that flavored sh!t (except I make a rule for rootbeer vodka because that stuff was so awesome that one night I had some and it made me want a rootbeer float made with vodka)


oh yeah and freely give out shots to all the young ladies at your gatherings, it makes things more interesting.

and stop worrying, even if your parents catch you what are they gonna do ground you?

Oh to be in high school again and to get wasted of 4 shots and a beer or two. Now I spend way to much money to get hammered.
Jun 8 2009 12:12AM
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r0dubs
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i lol'd
Jun 8 2009 12:17AM
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drumbumocdp
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if you took half, your parents will notice. unless they are brain dead, its shitty enough with out water.
Jun 8 2009 12:27AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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uhmmm where the hell do you get rootbeer vodka? I am EXTREMELY INTERESTED
Jun 8 2009 12:43AM
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cab509
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I think it was either absolute or three olives (I don't truly remember( but it was awesome. I'm not a huge fan of vodka and I would buy this if I found it at a store.

and one would probably find it at the liquor store.
Jun 8 2009 12:45AM
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crazyfuck
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dude, you're totally boned, man... totally boned.
Jun 8 2009 12:46AM
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pbandj
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it's three olives, try mixing it with three olives vanilla, rootbeer float deliciousness
Jun 8 2009 12:50AM
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Malcolm
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drop the bottle on the ground, then pick it up, then theyll thank you for cleaning up the mess haha
Jun 8 2009 12:50AM
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RICK_ROSS
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^yes, other than that, very screwed
Jun 8 2009 12:54AM
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_TK_
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Actually a genious plan
Jun 8 2009 1:03AM
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ilikeplants
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don't be dumb. take the rest of the bottle.

parents like booze. that means that they are going to have more than just that bottle of whatever it is. usually better grade alcohol that they prefer to drink. they aren't going to touch that bottle too much so just take it and i bet they won't find out. i used to steal booze from my dad's liquor cabinet all the time a few years back. id take whole bottles of stuff he never drank and i never got caught... or he just chose to say nothing.
Jun 8 2009 1:05AM
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pbandj
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if you're going to do it you might as well take the rest of the watered down smirnoff and then smash the bottle

on second thought smirnoff isnt appealing to begin with never mind watered down, just smash it
Jun 8 2009 1:07AM
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eheath
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You're fucked, they're gonna know right away.
Jun 8 2009 1:13AM
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fsscott
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OH NOES GUYS!
I JUST ACCIDENTALLY MY PARENTS WHOLE RUM BOTTLE!

WHAAAAAT SHOULD I DO!?!
Jun 8 2009 1:17AM
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smooticus
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lol
Jun 8 2009 1:22AM
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gmack24
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ha nice
Jun 8 2009 2:09AM
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Nicholas.
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hahaha
Jun 8 2009 2:18AM
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BC.
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of all the alcohol in your parents cabinet you stole raspberry smirnoff.....uh...
Jun 8 2009 5:34AM
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Skibumsmith
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Your brain works in magical ways.
I was going to say tell them you poured half into the sink as a joke to see if they would notice but I like this idea better.

Jun 8 2009 5:59AM
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toominator
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haha I have a bottle of raspberry smirnoff. I've had it for 3 years and it isn't even half gone. that should give you some idea of how shit it tastes! if you want raspberry flavoured drinks get some damn raspberry syrup.

You could also put something disgusting in the vodka. like salt or something. see if your parents are gullible enough to believe that the vodka went 'off'
Jun 8 2009 7:35AM
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PSiekierski
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youll be alright
Jun 8 2009 7:42AM
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Twaddler
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of course he's 21. why else would he be consuming alcoholic beverages? laws were made to be followed, my god.
Jun 8 2009 7:48AM
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Mr.Panda
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at least you can get hammered...  im only 20 but cant find anyone that is 21 that is willing to buy me shit.  the bastards.
Jun 8 2009 8:04AM
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kaitlynmew
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LOL

Jun 8 2009 8:59AM
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SKETCHY_D
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silly kids
Jun 8 2009 9:52AM
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cheddafries
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on a scale of 1 to 10 i would say around a 9.69
Jun 8 2009 10:03AM
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yojimbo
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the only way they won't find out is if you take the whole bottle then if they ask you about it deny deny denyyyy.
Jun 8 2009 10:07AM
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neutralzombie
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im not really sure. but i was suspecting my mom wasnt doing that with my tequila, and it tasted like watered tequila, and it also created condensation in the bottle after a while.
Jun 8 2009 10:08AM
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geet
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i remember my first beer...
Jun 8 2009 10:23AM
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andrewmeehan
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If your parents drink smirnoff ice then they will probably not know because they are already retarded for drinking some shit that sucks!
Jun 8 2009 11:07AM
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deleted5
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raspberry smirnoff do you have a penis
Jun 8 2009 11:18AM
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grapesoda
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I would just take the bottle. watering stuff down gives them the evidence that they need. i used to just take a few shots from each different bottle then you can just deny it. 
Jun 8 2009 11:23AM
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