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The WORST wake-up call in the world ... OUCH

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VT_scratch
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so I go to bed at like 12:30 last night after chillin at p_n's house for a bit havin a fire. pretty damn tired. took SAT's yesterday and again couldnt fall asleep so I was beat. Im in the middle of a dream and I slowly start waking up coming outta my dream, now im like shaking as I feel pain but still in my dream. i wake up and OUCH MY FUCKING DICK! something is pinching it. whip down my boxers and just like hit it and a good sized ant crawls off im fucking PISSED and grab that fucker and squish him to his death. it hurt. luckily, no diseases...

all at 6:45 AM

AWESOME..
Jun 7 2009 5:29PM
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Octopus
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shit that sounds nasty
Jun 7 2009 5:31PM
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Balto
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that sucks, ever roll over your morning wood? worst feeling ever, and it can literaly break ur dick
Jun 7 2009 5:31PM
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Dbouch
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At least it wasn't crabs.
Jun 7 2009 5:32PM
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rj.
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were you in your house?

hahah
Jun 7 2009 5:32PM
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samwise
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Yeah man count your blessings.
Jun 7 2009 5:33PM
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Benson23
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where do you live that an ant could bite you and hurt enough to wake you up the ones around here are tiny
Jun 7 2009 5:33PM
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VT_scratch
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vermont dude haha. its weird at this time of year i often see a fair amount of ants in my house, not the litle bitch ones from outside either. next one I see, il get a picture haha
Jun 7 2009 5:35PM
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Slinger1x1
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dude, almost the same thing happened to me last night

its like 5 in the morning, im having this dream where im like, at a mexican restaurant or something? and we're playing some sort of game and when i lose, i get this fucking terrible pain. weird as fuck, but this pain is terrible like deep in my stomach/intestinal area. then im like half awake, im still kinda in this dream, but im also realizing how bad this pain really is, like fucking unbareable. finally i come to and get out of bed and go to the bath room. have this terrible bought of diaria, but it was sooo realiving.
Jun 7 2009 5:40PM
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VT_scratch
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ya dude, mexican always makes me sick
Jun 7 2009 5:44PM
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Benson23
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haha ouch. I can barley see the ants here in nb canada there little nubs that rarely do shit all. I was watching some thing on discovery channel about bullet ants lucky we dont have those....thatd be tight
Jun 7 2009 5:54PM
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beast_coast
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-karma if you dont follow through with this. haha.
Jun 7 2009 6:39PM
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Twinjibber77
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Wait.
Now what was her name? Did you even ask?
Jun 7 2009 6:40PM
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hartig
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0/10 for you!


YAAAAAYYYYY
Jun 7 2009 6:40PM
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Cudder.
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are you high that feels so good
Jun 7 2009 6:53PM
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Slinger1x1
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crazy thing was that i didnt even have mexican...
Jun 7 2009 6:55PM
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gmack24
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my brother once found a tick on his balls, true story.
Jun 7 2009 7:17PM
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Nico_G
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thats gnarly
Jun 7 2009 7:20PM
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sick-as-aids
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hahaha yezir!
Jun 7 2009 7:27PM
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thisandthatfilms
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ya vermonts got some weird ass shit
Jun 7 2009 7:30PM
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SloppyJ
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i love rolling over my dick in the morning it gives it the dayly stretch
Jun 7 2009 7:33PM
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MatRich
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ahh max too many details man!! now I wont be able to look at you normal
Jun 7 2009 7:34PM
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Benson23
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morning wood is just great ...
Jun 7 2009 7:34PM
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jibbinc
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that sucks.
were you out in the woods? or on a bed inside?
Jun 7 2009 7:49PM
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VT_scratch
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inside in my bedroom

bump haha
Dec 31 2009 6:21PM
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Zent33zy
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............i lost my dick........... terrible accidentClick for larger image

right before he bit it off
Dec 31 2009 6:28PM
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teleak
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worst
Dec 31 2009 6:48PM
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thebeesknees
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Dec 31 2009 7:04PM
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SMH[-__-]
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hahaha
Dec 31 2009 8:02PM
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have.faith
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 ouchh haha thats ridiculous
Dec 31 2009 10:22PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
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i just threw up a little
Dec 31 2009 10:33PM
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charmander
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Dec 31 2009 10:36PM
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Benedetto.
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lmfao. Funniest thing of 010 so far
Dec 31 2009 10:39PM
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Baskin.
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whats the purpose of posting a picture of this big-boobed freak
Dec 31 2009 10:57PM
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Benedetto.
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Fucking disgusting too.
Dec 31 2009 11:02PM
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charmander
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i didnt have anything better to post.
Dec 31 2009 11:41PM
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