The King of Duff
After a couple years of constantquoting of a man the Nimbus crew came across in the Timerline parking lot ofMt. Hood, Wiegand decided that his legacy needs to live on and be shared withthe everyone. When I sat down tothink of this man and how to approach his unveiling to the world, all I couldthink about was the Intro to the Big Lebowski. It fits him almost to the T. I reworded a couple phrases and words but other then thatthis here is the story of The One and Only, Duff Pirate.
Wayout west there was this fellow I want to tell you about, a fellow by the nameof…(name disclosed for personal privacy) Joe Schmoe. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him,but he never had much use for it himself. This Schmoe he called himself The Duff Pirate. Now, Duff Pirate, that’s a name no one would self applywhere I come from. But there’s awhole lot about The Duff Pirate that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me,and a lot about where he lives likewise. Now this here story I’m about to unfold took place in the late twothousands right around the time Hunting Yeti was being filmed with Pollard andthe Nimbus crew. I only mentionhim because sometimes there’s a man, I won’t say a hero, because what’s a hero?but sometimes there’s a man and I’m talking about The Duff Pirate here. Sometimes there’s a man, well, he’s theman for his time and place, he fit’s right in there and that’s The Duff Pirate,from Mt. Hood, Oregon. And even ifhe’s a crazy man, and The Duff Pirate is most certainly that and possibly thecraziest in Clackamas County, which would place him in the runnings forcraziest worldwide. But sometimesthere’s a man, sometimes there’s a man, arghh, I lost my train of thought here,but…ahhh hell, I’ve done introduced him enough. Check out the Duff Pirate in all his gloryhttp://www.nimbusindependent.com/videos/detail/Adventures-with-Duffy/78105109020090602033931000000.html here.EndFragment
