Quotes

"I am a skier"

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hmmmmm, sounds pretty perfect. Keep them coming if there are any other funny/good ones. thanks

the obvious question is who are you...? i mean you want something that sums you up, yet how are we supposed to know what will sum up someone that we dont know

google that shit, come on your graduating you should know how the intermanet works by now! unless your going from grade school, to high school,

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.  ~Steven Wright

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.  ~Dave Barry

Best! - "The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?"

google works magic

"Well, I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants... That..that's what I did today."


"Hey guys, I haves a good use of the words "unsbuzzle." My lungs unsbuzzle the air from the earth, as I can breathe... it."

Aim low and avoid dissapointment

'no matter how much you shake and dance, the last three drops go on the pants'  mr. mcconkey

i dont need a 100% personal quote i just need something thats either funny , about skiing or both. I looked on google and not to much came up so i was just hoping someone might have a quote i could use. I need it for Friday.thanks