Basically, there's this therapist who lives across the street from me who knocked on my door just now. I was doing some homework on my laptop, and she asks to speak to my mom. So, I get my mom, and this lady is like "do you skateboard" to me, and i was like "yeah." Then, she accuses me of jibbing her rail outside of her house. I was like "well, i'm really not that good" and she kept accusing me. So, I get my brother and we walk to her house where she claims she saw a skater jib her rail, and make $600 worth of damage. First of all, there's almost no damage. Second of all, there is literally NO WAY that someone (even a pro) could have jibbed this on a skateboard. There's no inrun (1 foot) and then you have to jump over a brick wall on one side or bushes on the other, all while avoiding a tree above it. Not to mention it's steep as hell and short. She says the guy looked just like me...
So, what can I do to spite this bitch. I'm kinda frustrated that she keeps accusing me (she's a therapist... so weird) and it's getting on my nerves.
Sparknotes: Therapist neighbor accuses me of jibbing her rail on a skateboard. I didn't do it... How can I spite her??
haha, I hope this was at least a little amusing at most,
Peter - Style+eeze
