Replying to Getting hurt before you get to the bar

It started out a good night, about 15 strong, all walking along the streets of Ottawa on our way to some place to poison our bodies and be one too many dick on the dance floor. My friend kevin was drunk, but I've seen him much more intoxicated, so I thought he'd be okay to take the feat. "Hey Kev, crotch hop that parking meter", "K"... now heres a play by play... Runs up, pretty slowly, looks at it tries to jump over, pants get caught, stalls there for a second and just continues to try and make it over... gets launched into a faceplant, but lands on his back at the last second. Everyone is dying of laughter, but I look at kev and he looks like he may be in a bit of pain, look down at his elbow which hes grasping for dear life, and it looked as if there was almost a bone missing... so im pretty sure he dislocated his elbow, on the way to the bar. we drove him to the hospital. anyone else have other spectacular stories like this?