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That's what she said

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*steeze_is_good
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Yeah so this may be a repost, but I did searchbar. So I'm either a retard or this isn't a repost.
But who cares about that ^ anyways!
Post your thats what she said jokes. Today I was at Canada's Wonderland and we walked by a hotdog store that was selling footlongs. My friend saw one and said "Holy shit! Thats a big ass hotdog!" Thats what she said.
May 29 2009 9:21PM
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hartig
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funny.
May 29 2009 9:24PM
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ski-swagga
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i was in my friends car and he sprayed his winsheild with that sleaner fluid shit and said "That fucking splashed everywhere" thats what she said. no very good i know but he was laughing really hard. :)
May 29 2009 9:25PM
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TheBeardedOne
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that's what she said...
May 29 2009 9:25PM
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OhMyBosh
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Thats what she said jokes arent funny when its not real life.



for example: "THAT BIG HARD ROD IS SO BIG I DONT THINK IT WILL FIT IN THAT HOLE."
"loLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THATS WOT SHE SAID OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!11!!!11!"


not that funny...
May 29 2009 10:09PM
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Abc567def
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I pulled one on one of my proffessors when we were talking about bad news letters (like when you have to fire someone) anyway she said "Its easier to swallow something sweet then sour". I couldn't resist so I responded called out in the lecture "thats what she said". Needless to say that was the end of school for that day.....
May 29 2009 10:09PM
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SethLangbauer
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wow that guy just crashed his car into the other guy....
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!
May 29 2009 10:58PM
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SteezyOhio
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i just pooped

^ thats what she said



May 29 2009 11:01PM
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TheBeardedOne
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Uhhh, excuse me sir, girls don't poop.
May 29 2009 11:17PM
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chase.
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loading a pipe and this girls comes up and yells "thats the wrong fucking, hole you idiot"
that what she said.... it was a funny
May 31 2009 2:53AM
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eheath
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We always pull the "thats what she said" lines. It's real fun to own someone after they say "wow thats long" or "damn thats big" with a nice ohhhh thats what she said.
May 31 2009 3:09AM
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*steeze_is_good
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They can get really funny until you say it after everything, I was on a school trip and we got to go out on a boat. My friend saw it and says "Holy crap! Thats massive!"
May 31 2009 10:37AM
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stickerz
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My friend said, "I love cock and love when my boyfriend cums in my face,"

Then I just stared.

not a true story

May 31 2009 10:41AM
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ShoulderSurfer
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they poof
May 31 2009 10:45AM
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baethoven
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one of my friends was plugging the xbox 360 contoller recharching cord into the xbox, and he said "it fits but its loose" -thats what she said. one of my more favorite ones.
May 31 2009 2:17PM
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DYFI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wf2pP7T0Y
May 31 2009 2:28PM
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Nicholas.
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i say it at work at really innapropriate times for fun since i dont care about my job, i work at a pizza place...

customer: id like a large italian sausage
me:...thats what she said.

it gets a good reaction sometimes, sometimes they get mad.
May 31 2009 2:34PM
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yuck
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in my music class theres this kid who takes like, 30 minutes to tune his cello. so my teacher asked if he was done and he said yeah and she said "your done already? that was quick"
bam.
That's what she said.

it was awesome.
May 31 2009 3:37PM
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Elg
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in math class, a girl behind me can't get some graph stuff to work on her calculator. The teacher looks at the equation, and says:

"Try putting 2 in there."

now THAT's what she said!
May 31 2009 4:03PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Lmao, try putting two in there and I'd like a large italian sausage are the funniest ones ive heard by far
May 31 2009 4:31PM
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RICK_ROSS
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May 31 2009 4:46PM
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Nicholas.
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haha....duuuuuude.

oh and im italian by the way, so it works better.
May 31 2009 4:50PM
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Elg
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another good one from today, more like a really weird conversation though.

So i'm in the back seat of one of my friends' car, and she has her ipod hooked up to her stereo. So my other friend in the passenger seat takes the ipod from her and turns on the music.

Driver: why did you take it?
passenger: You were just holding it without doing anything with it!
Driver: well, i was gonna do it slowly!

i don't think i stopped laughing untill i got home
Jun 1 2009 1:37AM
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low_fidelity
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"holy shit you have a massive penis!"

"thats what she said"
Jun 1 2009 1:39AM
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gbirrd
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so heres my story that got me a hand job. to this day im suprised it worked.

so i had this girl over in my pool for a night swim. its was prob 10pm and she got out and she said haha do u have a towel im so wet. and me not being able to resist i said thats what she said. and she looked at me and laughed then said i wasnt talking about being wet from the pool silly. and i didnt get what she meant for a second or 2. then i got it and i didnt know what to say. so i just said well hurry up lets so watch a movie. and then i got a hand job never finished though:(

Jun 1 2009 1:43AM
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SEABURN
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Jun 1 2009 2:28AM
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uni-corn
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That one took me a second haha
Jun 1 2009 2:35AM
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*steeze_is_good
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Wtf is it?
Jun 29 2009 10:04PM
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BrewskiJr
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I was in Physics class and we were pissing my teacher off cause we corrected her on a problem. She started bitchin at us. she ended up saying. "This is my job! I get paid to do this!"   Then amidst all the anger and awkward silence i squeeled a thats what she said out. She came over and slapped me in the head with a magazine. Our class cried laughing for the rest of the period. Best TWSS ever.
Jun 29 2009 11:06PM
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*steeze_is_good
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You even got the acronym going, nice
And good one
Jun 30 2009 11:07AM
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Fayeee
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 I was stretching the hole in my ear so i could get a plug..

at the park with my mate i was like :

'it hurts, i dont wanna make the hole anybigger'

you can guess the reply i got.. haa  

Jun 30 2009 3:24PM
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Totes_Magotes
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that's what she said
Jun 30 2009 5:39PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Wow, didn't expect that haha
Jun 30 2009 6:23PM
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eastside
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one time my friend said,"i just shit my pants!" so i followed with "that's what she said."
Jun 30 2009 6:27PM
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sick-as-aids
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i once got a detention coz we were on a school trip and my teacher was driving the van, and we were trying to find a park, and there was this park... and he was like "uhhh i dont think it will fit" so i said, "thats what your wife said"...it just came out, he wasnt to stoked
Jun 30 2009 6:29PM
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.Roockley.
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 haha yes
Jun 30 2009 6:30PM
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