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Joose - Malt liquor and energy drink

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Dr.Dank
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I searchbarred this shit so FUCK YOU if I didn't try hard enough.


It's called Joose, comes in a can like Arizona iced Teas, and is a mixture of malt liquor and energy drink. It is fucking disgusting, but my boy loves em.

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Anyone else had the unfortunate opportunity to try some?
May 29 2009 12:28AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Crackheads get this terribly disappointed look in their eyes when I have to tell them we dont carry "Juooooooce?"
May 29 2009 12:30AM
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Thenowhereman42
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All of the flavors you posted are pretty good, Purple and Jungle Joose are both nasty.  The're ok, they don't taste too bad and if you drink two you'll be pretty good.
May 29 2009 12:32AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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how many do you have to drink to get pretty drunk, and how exactly do you pronounce it ha
May 29 2009 12:37AM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
It's 9% alcohol, while beer is 4% and most vodka is 40%.

So its basically equal to four beers.

and its pronounced like 'juice' basically.
May 29 2009 1:09AM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
I love this shit, great way to start off the night. I wouldnt get drunk of just them though, energy drinks+ lots of alcohol= bad news
May 29 2009 1:10AM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
yes indeed
May 29 2009 1:11AM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
jooze?
May 29 2009 7:01AM
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zylstra
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the orange is alright. purple sucks, those are the only ones i've tried. It's basically like mixing sunkist and malt liquor but they're alright.   feels like they get you way more fucked up because of all the energy additives (that ginseng taurine shit) and shit.
May 29 2009 7:55AM
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CollinWright
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 82
this shit is soo fucking dank. if your broke and want a good pre funk, joose is whats up.
May 29 2009 2:38PM
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Billek
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I love the purple ones, they taste the best in my opinion. 

One night me and my boy picked some up, I took 3 to my face and was set off right, he had 2 and couldn't fall asleep until 5am, I guess caffeine has less of an effect on me, I take one-a-day energy vitamins and drink lots of coffee and redbull.
May 29 2009 2:42PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
Best way to start a night, one of these to get your buzz goin and caffeine to keep ya awake and partying strong. Usually one of these or a sparks to start my night off!
May 29 2009 3:39PM
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shrEddie
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i dont like the way they taste.  ill drink one or maybe two in a night,  but if i have 3 ill be really drunk and i had 4 once and completely didnt remember anything
May 29 2009 5:45PM
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grapesoda
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hahahhaah wow are you retarded?
May 29 2009 6:12PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
don't worry dude i accept your apology.
May 29 2009 6:22PM
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Chronic_
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that shit looks crunk as balls!
May 29 2009 8:41PM
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PlasticSturgeon.
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Mmm. Bitch beer for white trash.
Not gonna lie, that aside, I love sparks. Never tried this joose stuff, but I doubt it's much different.

...this probably should have gone in the 'guilty pleasures' thread...

May 30 2009 1:20AM
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