Member of the Month

hi_vis360
November, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

So am I the only one who...

profile picture
OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
Flushes the toilet whilst I'm still taking a piss and tries to sync it up so i stop pissing just as the toilet is stopping flushing?
May 27 2009 8:25PM
0 0
profile picture
corona
Posts: 12803 - Karma: 32,817
most certainly
May 27 2009 8:26PM
0 0
profile picture
7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005

nope

May 27 2009 8:26PM
0 0
profile picture
corona
Posts: 12803 - Karma: 32,817
dont tell me they let you people breed
May 27 2009 8:27PM
0 0
profile picture
geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
im gonna try that
May 27 2009 8:27PM
0 0
profile picture
k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
that's just mental.
May 27 2009 8:29PM
0 0
profile picture
macvid
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
haha dude i do that shizz all the time. takes some precision for shuree.
May 27 2009 8:40PM
0 0
profile picture
grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
haha yeeee i do that all the time
May 27 2009 8:43PM
0 0
profile picture
ninjahappy
Posts: 399 - Karma: 14
I used to get that down so perfectly, now I flush too early lol it's a science.
May 27 2009 8:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
EVERY time? geeez

i'll admit i've tried it before, but i can count on one hand how many times :P
May 27 2009 8:44PM
0 0
profile picture
MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
I havnt done that in quite some time... I will probably start doing that again now
May 27 2009 8:45PM
0 0
profile picture
jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
You are not alone! the worst is when you time it wrong and are still peeing after the toilet finishes flushing.
May 27 2009 8:46PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
i try timing the flush right when i drop a mega dump because my dorm has Coed bathrrooms and its just weird taking a shit when a girl is in there...  worse if they hear the rumble that comes before....
May 27 2009 8:49PM
0 0
profile picture
grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
^
now that takes skill
May 27 2009 8:58PM
0 0
profile picture
Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
its seriously like that? thats fucking weird, never heard of that
May 27 2009 9:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Coed dorms=coed bathroom/laundry room...  too bad they werent Coed shower rooms although my gf decided to turn the guys one into a Coed shower room a couple nights.....
May 27 2009 9:10PM
0 0
profile picture
finnajon5
Posts: 583 - Karma: 51
never thought of that, but i AM going to do it now
May 27 2009 9:16PM
0 0
profile picture
theORANGEshovel
Posts: 857 - Karma: 99
haha i remeber when i used to do that at my old house and i had it down. Then we moved and the toilet flushed faster now its like a very small room for error
May 27 2009 9:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
i do sometimes
May 27 2009 9:27PM
0 0
profile picture
*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 721
Just tried..
and failed
May 27 2009 9:39PM
0 0
profile picture
Krizzle
Posts: 375 - Karma: 22
Hahaha I try to do that all the time.
May 27 2009 9:40PM
0 0
profile picture
PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
yea but it sucks if you take too long....

another fun thing...
1.put toilet paper in toilet while still on the roll
2. flush
3. watch and enjoy
May 27 2009 9:42PM
0 0
profile picture
Ethan.G
Posts: 1166 - Karma: 465
hahahaha interesting I just might
May 27 2009 10:10PM
0 0
profile picture
infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
haha yahhh i do that now and again...only at home though cause u cant really do it in urinals
May 27 2009 10:14PM
0 0
profile picture
BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Once in a blue moon.
May 27 2009 10:15PM
0 0
profile picture
s.bishop
Posts: 665 - Karma: 26
LMFAO dude, my dog was looking at me like i was mental cause i was laughing soo hard.

im definitely trying this soon
May 27 2009 10:18PM
0 0
profile picture
gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
i used to. i havnt done that forever
May 27 2009 10:45PM
0 0
profile picture
dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,096
this would be good in a public bathroom
May 27 2009 11:18PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
maybe...  i dont know.  with me gas tends to come first.
May 27 2009 11:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Kmania
Posts: 756 - Karma: 79
for me that was a "back in the day" sort of activity
May 28 2009 12:34AM
0 0
profile picture
easy_cam_steezy
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 126
great fun!
May 28 2009 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
id be more worried about making sure i never had to witness a girl taking a dump. that would suck
May 28 2009 12:38AM
0 0
profile picture
sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
I'm tryin this next time i piss.
May 28 2009 12:40AM
0 0
profile picture
Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
never tried it, but now i just might have to
May 28 2009 12:41AM
0 0
profile picture
Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823
i've tried it. who hasn't? but i always flush too early then i have to wait and flush again
May 28 2009 12:48AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
that happened to me but i was drunk...  like shitstorm drunk at the time.  that same night was also nasty cause i took a piss, washed my hands went over to grab a paper towel and there was a fucking used tampon sitting on the top of the garbage can....  soo fucking nasty, at least wrap up you damn girls.
May 28 2009 12:54AM
0 0
profile picture
DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
i try and do it with my dumps when im really bored. straight down the tubes is whats up
May 28 2009 12:56AM
0 0
profile picture
Beer=Yum
Posts: 334 - Karma: 11
i do it every time man. love when im drunk and flush way too early though then you gotta wait forever and shit and flush again
May 28 2009 12:59AM
0 0
profile picture
RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I pee to long. My pisses usually last over a minute.
May 28 2009 1:01AM
0 0
profile picture
mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 17
i cant say ive done that, but i have started seeing how far i can walk away from the toilet and continue to piss into the bowl. its a far more dangerous game, because there is the danger of pissing all over the floor lol. the farthest i have dared to walk away from my toilet while still pissing in it so far is three feet. i need to wait till a day ive drank a lot, and then maybe i can test my limits.
May 28 2009 1:02AM
0 0
profile picture
jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
you can still do it. you just have to wait longer to flush
May 28 2009 1:03AM
0 0
profile picture
uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Irrelevant fact.

Just flush when you are a few seconds away from finishing.
May 28 2009 1:04AM
0 0
profile picture
Holte
Posts: 10742 - Karma: 7,818
I normally just work on my aim. And I daresay I could hit peanut floating in the toilet from ten feet back. Yeah, I'm pretty good.
May 28 2009 1:08AM
0 0
profile picture
B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
i did it first try :)
May 28 2009 1:11AM
0 0
profile picture
RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
My margin of error is too wide. Pisses usually last over one and a half minutes, plus or minus 45 seconds. The normal flush cycle of a toilet, at least the activity in the bowl, is around 20 seconds. Plus, I can usually tell 30 seconds out when I'm reaching the end, so that would really just be unfairly cheating. The only way for me to win is to make the flush cycle swirl about a minute, which could be achieved by modifying the release valve in the tank. However, since I'm moving out of this place Sunday, I'd rather not fuck with it to leave my replacement roommate whom I suppose has a normal piss rate and duration a fair chance at unadulterated glory.
May 28 2009 1:12AM
0 0
profile picture
uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Again, moot point.

If we are assuming that the OP means he flushes while still peeing to try to time it perfectly, then the length of your piss is irrelevant. Everyone knows, within a few seconds, when they are about to be done. So it is all just a matter of timing.
May 28 2009 1:24AM
0 0
profile picture
RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I guess I'm more hardcore.
May 28 2009 1:24AM
0 0
profile picture
backwardsrider
Posts: 543 - Karma: 70

i just did

but with a poo.

May 28 2009 1:27AM
0 0
profile picture
uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
That, Rowen, is the understatement of 2009
May 28 2009 1:31AM
0 0
profile picture
Moisty_Goat
Posts: 601 - Karma: 31
ive been doing this for a couple months now i don't know why or how it started but now i can't stop the urge haha, only problem is i suck at judging my pisses so i always end up flushing twice sometimes 3 times
May 28 2009 1:55AM
0 0
profile picture
taaayyla
Posts: 173 - Karma: 14
oh my gosh i`ve never thought of that ... so going try that right now!
May 28 2009 2:07AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)