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Best movie quotes:

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tom.skier
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so whats the best movie quote of all time then?
May 27 2009 6:47PM
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get_toasted
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May 27 2009 6:49PM
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yelsel
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
May 27 2009 6:50PM
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borskee
Posts: 796 - Karma: 127
monty python and the holy grail is the greatest movie ever

but this one from airplane

"son...have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

bahahahaha
May 27 2009 7:00PM
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frasian
Posts: 63 - Karma: 14
You fuck with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk!!
-Warden person from Death Race
May 27 2009 7:04PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
"MOTHERFUCKER"- samuel l jackson in pup fiction
May 27 2009 7:07PM
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geet
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* pulp
May 27 2009 7:07PM
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3mania
Posts: 2613 - Karma: 10,359
you do drugs, Danny?
Everyday
Then what's the problem?
May 27 2009 7:11PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
Samsonite! i was way off!!!
May 27 2009 7:44PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813

iv had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!

something along those lines... I never actualy saw it because it looks gay, it just cracks me up

May 27 2009 7:47PM
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polka.yardSAIL
Posts: 459 - Karma: 8
"i'll be back."
May 27 2009 7:52PM
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AbeFroman
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that pretty much just summed up my life
May 27 2009 8:06PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
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May 27 2009 8:08PM
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rvca
Posts: 311 - Karma: 13
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it"  we should all know what movie this came from...
May 27 2009 8:09PM
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geet
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no idea
May 27 2009 8:14PM
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FMeissner
Posts: 490 - Karma: 85
WELCOME TO THE ROCK! -The One and Only Sean Connery
May 27 2009 8:14PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
I want a suite at the Fairmont!
May 27 2009 8:17PM
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FMeissner
Posts: 490 - Karma: 85
Word!
May 27 2009 8:22PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
/thread
May 27 2009 8:29PM
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grifftang
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this is weird, i walked into my computer room 5hrs ago and my mom was watching that movie on her laptop zzomg
May 27 2009 8:42PM
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Santa-Cruz
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"where here to fuck shit up"- step brothers

"squeal like a pig"-deliverance
May 27 2009 8:48PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?

pulp fiction is probably the most quotable movie ever created
May 27 2009 8:53PM
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EvanMeyer
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"Thug life" pineapple express
May 27 2009 8:56PM
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Ryno
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*The entire script from supertroopers*


plus the samsonite quote...thats just classic
May 27 2009 8:59PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
"off to fine the mythical clitoris"
"Oh the weather out side is weather"
May 27 2009 9:06PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

"Ice cream Lieutenant Dan, Ice Cream!"

"Moooomma said these were my walking shooees. They could take me aaanywhere!"

May 27 2009 9:32PM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
"lifes a garden, dig it"
-joe dirt
May 27 2009 9:38PM
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SethLangbauer
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snakes on a plane! ahaha
May 27 2009 9:38PM
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Benedetto.
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classic. ferris buellers day off


the whole godfather.     leave the gun, take the cannoli's
May 27 2009 9:39PM
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petesguitar1
Posts: 358 - Karma: 5
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
May 27 2009 9:51PM
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PopsicleStand
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"Im going to make him an offer he cant refuse"
May 27 2009 9:53PM
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Benedetto.
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the whole casino movie with robert deniro too. but especially this part

Nicky Santoro: A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.
May 27 2009 9:54PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

Damnit Ben, you got to it first. That's my all time favorite movie.

"I want a goddamn liter of cola!"

May 27 2009 11:03PM
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Codfish.
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"By the way....It says balls on your face" -garden state
May 27 2009 11:06PM
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Benedetto.
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i had to look it up to get it right but the best part of that movie is in the beginning and he's just rambling on.

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
May 27 2009 11:28PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
win
May 27 2009 11:28PM
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BigM1218
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hahahaha i was gonna say that one!! that movie's probably on my top 10 favorites
May 27 2009 11:36PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
Stevo: See, to me, England was nothing more then a big fucking American state like North Dakota or Canada-Slc Punk

"Kill Whitey"-Black sheep
May 27 2009 11:38PM
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get_toasted
Posts: 422 - Karma: 15
"That's what I like about these high school girls, man;
I get older, they stay the saaame age. Yes they do." -Dazed and Confused
May 27 2009 11:41PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60

close but...

"Losers always whine about trying their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

May 28 2009 12:15AM
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low_fidelity
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hahahaha hell yeah. " eight year olds dude"
May 28 2009 12:18AM
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PlasticSturgeon.
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Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass.

Hey kid! You wanna make 10 bucks?
Fuck you, queer.

A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
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Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
May 28 2009 12:26AM
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neutralzombie
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Randal: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal: And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal : Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.
Randal Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: Women.

Teen #1: You guys holding?
Jay: Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock

Teen #2: Is that a fucking Bible?
Jay: Hey hey, the HOLY fucking Bible, son.
May 28 2009 4:11PM
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thecounty
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OH YOU CANT GET TO HEAVEN ON ROLLERSKATES!

-Stumpy from Out Cold
May 28 2009 4:14PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
All I have in this world is my word and my balls, and i don't brake em' for no one
May 28 2009 4:55PM
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BigM1218
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great fucking movie
May 28 2009 10:35PM
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linesteeze
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"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
-Fight Club
May 28 2009 10:47PM
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FUUUCK
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I'm tired of these MOTHA FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHA FUCKING PLANE!
May 28 2009 10:51PM
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no_steeze
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"shit man why do i always have to be on brain detail"
May 28 2009 11:00PM
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8ONE657
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welp considering the fact that DingoSean and I have been quoting dumb and dumber back and forth for about 45 minutes..i'm going to say that ENTIRE movie.

aimeeeeeee

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HAHA

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take a look at the butt on that one

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yeah he must work out


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Beemersteeze

10:52

HAHAHAHA

10:52

*ring ring ring*

10:52

"i got room for one more if you wanna go to aspen"

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"where did you get that?"

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sorry

10:53

he said FIND that

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haha

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now that i remember

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"some kid back in town"

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"traded the van for it straight up"


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"i can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog"


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aimeeeeeee

10:53

HAHAHA


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Beemersteeze

10:53

"you know lloyd... just when i think.. you couldnt POSSIBLY be any dumber.."

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"you go and do this..."

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'AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"


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aimeeeeeee

10:54

The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson

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I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. That's a special feeling Lloyd.


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Beemersteeze

10:55

lmao

May 28 2009 11:09PM
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petesguitar1
Posts: 358 - Karma: 5

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face"

"It breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but that doesn't really matter 'cause - get a load of this - if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have. "


 

May 28 2009 11:20PM
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