Replying to A rubber chicken and airport security.

Well, just a few minutes ago I was walking through airport security.  I had two carry on bags.  I sent them through the x-ray.  They stopped it and called another guy over to look at it.  The guy started to laugh and I thought, that's my rubber chicken.  Why I had a rubber chicken I don't really know.  I was packing stuff up after my semester in Colorado and found a rubber chicken in the place where I slept.  Me being me, I put the rubber chicken in my carry-on bag.  Back to what happened.
The man pulled me aside and told me that he would have to search my bag.  Keep in mind that this was the bag where I put all the random shit that I didn't know where to put.
He asks me if there is anything in there that could harm him.  I responded that I have a rubber chicken and an empty soda can.  He proceeds to open up the bag and give me a little lesson on how to pack a rubber chicken.  He tells me that the right way to do it is to zip it's head up in the bag so it's body is hanging out as the picture I will put up soon will show.
He then took everything out of my bag and told me that I could now put my stuff back.  In this process he came across my juggling balls.  He asked me if they were hacky sacks and I told him that they were juggling balls.  He told me that they seemed too soft and squishy for juggling balls and when I simply responded "They're old" he started laughing.  I then put all my random shit back in my bag and following his advice zipped its head up in my bag so its body is hanging out.  Again, pics will follow.

So that is my funny little airport security story.  I hope you enjoyed it and learned the valuable lesson that some airport security personnel can have a good sense of humor.

Pics will follow very shortly.