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I Just Had The Most Amazing Idea

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cosmonautwaffle
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10

imagine standing at the top of a 35 foot drop, 8am, backcountry, morning after a 3 foot dump, 31 degrees and sunny as shit. you are standing there naked, tripping balls on some high quality hashish, you begin masturbating furiously, then when you are about to bust a nut you release your skis from the pizza position that was keeping you in place, you start moving, you drop the cliff

Then , WHILE IN MIDAIR YOU ORGASM! shooting your load while flying through the air.

that is all

May 24 2009 12:33AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Have you ever tried to clean up jizz? It sucks.

And after doing this, it would be all over all of your outerwear.

So no, not an amazing idea. At all
May 24 2009 12:34AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
for one it says youd be naked. but i agree this is a pointless thread
May 24 2009 12:36AM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
do it switch so your jizz flies away from whence you came.

haha, double entendre...
May 24 2009 12:36AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
He said standing there naked, but I could see it flying directly into your mouth.
May 24 2009 12:37AM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,096
agreed
May 24 2009 12:42AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
Posts: 1294 - Karma: 25
my god.............
May 24 2009 12:50AM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
no
May 24 2009 12:52AM
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m.brus
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103
I pissed off the front of a boat once...bad idea
May 24 2009 12:56AM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Up until the part where he mentioned nakedness, it sounded fuckin dope.
May 24 2009 12:56AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I'd do it
May 24 2009 12:57AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
been there done that
May 24 2009 1:00AM
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pDails
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 75
key.
May 24 2009 5:08AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
If only every troll thread was as funny as this one.
May 24 2009 5:58AM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 303
i wasnt expecting that
May 24 2009 6:44AM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
that is quality
May 24 2009 1:12PM
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Austin_Smith
Posts: 218 - Karma: 11
I think i'd lose my balance in the air.
May 24 2009 1:15PM
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jibbinc
Posts: 804 - Karma: 33
the only solution to this would be to HIT IT SWITCH
May 24 2009 1:20PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
some one has too
May 24 2009 1:24PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118

pics or it didn't happen

May 24 2009 2:06PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
it would be great in the air but landing naked in pow off a 35 footer when it's 31 degrees out and you have frozen jizz all over you would suck
May 24 2009 2:08PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
yes
May 24 2009 2:15PM
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jibbinc
Posts: 804 - Karma: 33
not if you hit it switch and its 31 celcius.
May 24 2009 5:55PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
I HATE CLEANING UP JIZZ
May 24 2009 7:38PM
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japanada
Posts: 13785 - Karma: 1,956
Maybe trippin on booms, but not off hash.
May 24 2009 8:28PM
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finnajon5
Posts: 583 - Karma: 51
or a nice blunt in your mouth
frozen jiz would be hard to explain to the lifty at the bottom of the hill, or anyone for that matter
May 24 2009 9:01PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
wtf
May 24 2009 9:02PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11
FAIL
May 24 2009 11:40PM
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