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kristi leskinen Vs. jess cummins

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apestead
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i hope that im not the only manly man on this planet that has come to the decision that not only is kristi really not that fine, but that her face slightly resembles that of a monkey! Further more, jess cummins is super hot, and well much hotter than kristi, shes just not an oakley ho like kristi, jess, will you marry me? P.s. one love, R.i.P biggy, i love you
Jan 31 2004 9:43PM
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lanks
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youre wrong. her face DOES NOT resemble a monkey. why would you even SAY that?

get your facts straight, buddy. it resembles a HORSE!

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Jan 31 2004 10:03PM
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apestead
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 28
horse, monkey, whatever.. id still fuck her ahaha
Jan 31 2004 10:05PM
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lanks
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ahaha yeah dude, good call.

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Jan 31 2004 10:06PM
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petek
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the frequency of these threads, points to one big conclusion: the freeskiing community is full of hopeless losers. Oh my holy god, how many times have i read about 'who's hotter', or 'she's my goddess'. For fucks sake, get a girlfriend. At first it was kinda funny, but now its way past the pathetic mark.



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Jan 31 2004 10:20PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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it would be funny if she was a member
Jan 31 2004 10:32PM
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ScratchCobra66
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she could probably beat both of your ass's








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Jan 31 2004 10:59PM
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smells_like_tuna
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I'd let her beat my ass any day.


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Jan 31 2004 11:04PM
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3ski6guy0
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haha, in one shot in 1242 of her in her photo shoot, shes wearing this red robe thinger and her face reminds me of someone from planet of hte apes. but in most other shots she looks hot. jess cummings is hella hot too. both good skiers as well
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Jan 31 2004 11:39PM
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Reaps
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when kristi is standing infront of the limo in the happy dayz intro her shoulders are hunched forward, she looks like a wanna be rapper or a gorilla!
Jan 31 2004 11:47PM
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CTripper
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a wannabe rapper or gorilla? that's the meanest thing i've ever heard anyone say. you asshole.
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Jan 31 2004 11:51PM
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smells_like_tuna
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Yeah, because we all know that wannabe rappers and gorillas are so similar.


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Feb 1 2004 12:17AM
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apestead
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for starters i am not a wanna be rapper and fuck any one that thinks i need a girl friend, specifically one dude on this thread, this is for you, fuck you in your ass like your big black boyfriend, ive gotten more ass than you can ever imagine, my ex even has a website bitch! www.nicolenite.com so eat a fucking dick
Feb 1 2004 12:35AM
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mikee
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your ex was a pornographer?

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Feb 1 2004 12:40AM
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apestead
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yah shes in the 2003 september barely legal and thats her website, man i hate that slut
Feb 1 2004 12:43AM
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PurpleSkier
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haha, i bet you were flipping thru your porno mag, and were like, '!?!?!?SWEET ASS?!?!?!?!?!, i wonder if everyone on newschoolers will believe shes my girlfriend'
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Feb 1 2004 12:52AM
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apestead
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 28
yah cuz thats what i do, go fuck your mom you fucking cock biting fag, dont talk shit unless you know, my friends can back, so eat a dick ho
Feb 1 2004 1:03AM
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shawnm1260
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as sad as it is.... luke is telling the truth about this girl
Feb 1 2004 1:50AM
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Reaps
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think what you want, she dresses like a man, and that not my thing, and she's got gorllia sholders
Feb 1 2004 3:09AM
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Mattman
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Kristi is good from far away but when you come real close to her, she's ok, I perfer Sarah Burke



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Feb 1 2004 3:17AM
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strode
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actually ridetweaks, jess IS a member, i just can't remember her screen name(s) right now



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Feb 1 2004 7:04AM
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dood
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yeehee


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Feb 1 2004 8:28AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^oooh can I have Sarah's SN so I can aske her to prom?

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Feb 1 2004 5:25PM
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Mad_Trix540
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yeah their both sexy, i havent really seen many pics of jess cummings tho. i hear that denise chick is hot as hell.
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Feb 1 2004 5:31PM
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missy
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i dont understand how anyone could say that about kristi. you are a tool. she's super nice, gorgeous, and an amazing skier.


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Feb 1 2004 5:32PM
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samck89
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personally i think all three of em are pretty hot, and there all sick skiers, way better than ill ever be, and damnit farp guy i wanted to ask sarah to pron
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Feb 1 2004 5:32PM
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Lateralis
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nicole nite is not your ex, nice try dillbag


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Feb 1 2004 5:34PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Kristi is REALLY good though. But I think Marie Martinod and Greta Eiliason or whatever her last name is, should get way more recognition than they do!
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Feb 1 2004 6:17PM
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canonrider
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marie martinod is dope^ good call dude... she is epic, and gets NO love

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Feb 1 2004 7:02PM
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404404
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i know her NS sreen name



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Feb 1 2004 7:26PM
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Reaps
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okay i take back what i said, kristi can be hot sometimes, but other times i just don't think so. but sarah... she's another story, Peace.
Feb 1 2004 8:51PM
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bigsky_gurl
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I have tons of respect for the both of them, maybe you should look at them as athletes and people, not sexual objects.



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Feb 1 2004 9:50PM
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d-loc
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^ now that jsut wouldnt be right now would it?



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Feb 2 2004 8:36AM
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Kasanovah
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I've been a fan of Kristi and always will, she gets burned that Sarah's better, but that's only cause there's usually only a women's Pipe event. I'll admit sarah's a better pipe rider, but Kristi is awesome on rails and has the best style I've seen a girl throw into her jumps.


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Feb 2 2004 1:11PM
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whatahank
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grete is where its at tho, def the most talented female ive seen, shell start to dominate.. dont get me wrong tho all of the women deserve mad respect for bringing the sport to a higher level, especially sarah.. and dudes, they are all hot. dont act like ur the man by saying they rnt... just respect them

Feb 2 2004 1:28PM
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freeskierboy
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why does it matter which ones hotter, they are both attractive and ski isnt that good enough

Feb 2 2004 1:39PM
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4skizzle
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^^^ no that's not good enough. Kristi is kinda horsey looking.










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Feb 2 2004 1:53PM
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Barmski
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Dude whoever started this thread is an asshole. Who cares, all that matter's if she is a great skier and she is so drop it damit.


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Feb 2 2004 2:09PM
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apestead
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^^ well with that comment^^ i think weve gotten one fag to surface, how many more will follow
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Feb 2 2004 4:04PM
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freeskierboy
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jesse has a better face but kristis body is hot
Feb 2 2004 4:07PM
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freeskierboy
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jesse has a better face but kristis body is hot
Feb 2 2004 4:07PM
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freeskierboy
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http://www.skiersjournal.com/pollBooth.php?op=results&pollID=20
Feb 2 2004 4:14PM
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4skizzle
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^^^^I want a second opinion on that poll. She's not that much hotter than all of the other ski chicks. She's not even the hottest ski chik out there.










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Feb 2 2004 4:23PM
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lanks
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Alright, it seems that what I said was misinterpreted. What I said about Kristi was a joke. Hopefully, you all understood the fact that I was trying to be funny, otherwise I failed miserably.
Truthfully, she is an attractive woman, and she can ski laps around me, so I don't really have the right to sit around on a computer and make fun of her.
But...uhh... I got nothing. Thats all I have to say for now.


Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Feb 2 2004 4:45PM
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