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HELP! ANNOYING PRIVATE CALLER>>>

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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
Help me come up with some funky ass shit to say to this bitch. The girl barely talks and ive heard her voice like 3 out of 50 calls this past week.


she wont say her name.... wtf


help +k thanks
May 21 2009 10:23PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
pretend to be a chinese restaurant or a phone sex hotline.....

or both
May 21 2009 10:26PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
could it be done....?
May 21 2009 10:26PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
oh yes
May 21 2009 10:28PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253

What I always do....

yell "I'M JACKIE CHAN!!!!"  over and over and over

May 21 2009 10:28PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
You:  "Errow, yu reeck Mao kung pao resk-rant an bar, ow ma wii herpp yu??"

Her:  Uh...  ....   ....

You:  "O, yu rook for teresekhs hotwrine?  Hokeay, wan mingit!  *chinese-sounding gibberish*  [now in higher pitched voice] Herrrooo, sekhseh...  [continue at own discretion]"
May 21 2009 10:33PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
hahahahaha! do this
May 21 2009 10:37PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231

Fucking hillarious

Do it

May 21 2009 10:39PM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
ahhahahhahh. ya like 15 times within 2hours during school...... i always hear students in the background so she probably goes to my school.. pissing me off.

should i talk to the sheriff at my school?
May 21 2009 10:39PM
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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
private number idiott lmfao
May 21 2009 11:02PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
maybe she has a crush on you
May 21 2009 11:03PM
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Steazel
Posts: 553 - Karma: 16
I dont know, thread title maybe?
May 21 2009 11:07PM
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The_Future
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 607
Haha really!? Did it happen to be that kid that gave out the two bitches numbers for trying to talk shit about his girlfriend?
May 21 2009 11:09PM
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.KYLE.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 59
Royal Canadian Mounted Police?
really?

May 21 2009 11:16PM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
haha this blows huge... i'd block the number but obviously its a private number soo.....
May 21 2009 11:18PM
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SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
Turn that shit around on her. Happened to me once, these girls i knew thought they were being funny by prank phone calling me. Picked up the phone, talked in a Satan voice, told them I wanted to wear their skin. Long story short, they ended up talking in their normal voices, and said that they were gonna call the cops when they called me on a private number.
May 21 2009 11:22PM
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BigM1218
Posts: 998 - Karma: 13
she clearly wants your cock.

i see it like this... find out who she is, and if shes hot, hit it. if shes gross threaten her and tell her she'll never get any dick by doing this
May 21 2009 11:22PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
yup. cop was pretty chilled after i explained the whole thing. just told both of us to stop contact with each other basicly.
May 21 2009 11:23PM
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annamaria
Posts: 155 - Karma: 330
hahahahah funny xD
May 21 2009 11:49PM
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Kmania
Posts: 756 - Karma: 79
Hahaha!! Hilarious!
May 22 2009 12:48AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Hello, the is the US's number one international sperm bank, you wank, we bank, care to make a donation? Or maybe your calling because you wish to buy some sperm? Press 1 for donations and 2 If you wish to buy sperm.
May 22 2009 4:25AM
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goneforever
Posts: 794 - Karma: 18
If you want to find out the person's number use Trapcall (http://www.trapcall.com/). When you receive the call, Trapcall's servers find out the number and send you a text message after. The service is free, but you still have to pay for the text message.

After you get the number, if the person still keeps on calling you, report her to the police.

Hopefully that helps.
May 22 2009 6:52AM
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adonisk
Posts: 27 - Karma: 11
act like ur a busineess recording saying u are the us gov who is gunna take away phones that are being used to much..
May 22 2009 6:52AM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
how much am i looking at for the text message?
May 22 2009 7:19PM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
Well, i set myself up with the CALLTRAP program....

i signed up for the free service... idk how they would bill me if it was a scam so hopefully im squared away with all this annoying bullshit.

thanks everyone
May 22 2009 7:29PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
a girl got arrested today for texting about a fight yah i know cool story hansels just saying be careful what you wish for
May 22 2009 7:33PM
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i.am.a.skier.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 14

Just threaten that your going to press charges/call the cops, it ALWAYS works

May 22 2009 8:01PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
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They came over and were like, "whats all this fuss aboot?"
May 22 2009 8:33PM
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 964
...or just threaten to and then she'll freak out.
May 22 2009 9:15PM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
My friend kept getting these phone calls from these 2 unknown girls. Im pretty good at talking like im gonna kill someone so he gave me the phone the next time they called him.

"IF YOU CALL ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, YOUR PHONE WILL BE SO FAR UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU'LL BE SHITTING RINGTONES FOR WEEKS."

They called again and i just repeated that but instead of ringtones i said bricks.
Yep i felt like a badass.
May 22 2009 9:57PM
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goneforever
Posts: 794 - Karma: 18
It seems like I am too late, but it cost the standard text messaging rate - not like those "free" ringtone text messages.
May 24 2009 11:30AM
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dirtylion27
Posts: 403 - Karma: 21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY8OnLAOfS4
this should help you out
sorry i dont no how to embed a video
May 24 2009 1:24PM
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goneforever
Posts: 794 - Karma: 18
I already posted a link to Trapcall a few posts above.

Here is a video on how to embed videos on Newschoolers.com:


May 24 2009 1:43PM
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dirtylion27
Posts: 403 - Karma: 21
^^^ thanks +k
May 24 2009 2:48PM
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rYb
Posts: 944 - Karma: -12
there
May 24 2009 4:42PM
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rYb
Posts: 944 - Karma: -12
FAIL
May 24 2009 4:43PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
link to proof of this?

or the story at least?....
May 24 2009 5:12PM
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eheath
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You could just not answer...
May 24 2009 5:15PM
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