I hate this shit. last night at a party my roomate got so drunk he ate his own poop. We took some morphine earlier in the day and were planning on just relaxing all evening but my friend knew of a party. so we go and end up drinking from a keg and having some JD and Stoli vodka. We got back last night to my apt with some friends and continues drinking beer. my roomate goes into the bathroom to 'take a shit' and he came out with poop alll over his face. goddamnit. he said something about bobbing for shit dumplings or something, he was so proud. i hate him
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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
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