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my roomate ate his poop

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midwest_rep2
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I hate this shit. last night at a party my roomate got so drunk he ate his own poop. We took some morphine earlier in the day and were planning on just relaxing all evening but my friend knew of a party. so we go and end up drinking from a keg and having some JD and Stoli vodka. We got back last night to my apt with some friends and continues drinking beer. my roomate goes into the bathroom to 'take a shit' and he came out with poop alll over his face. goddamnit. he said something about bobbing for shit dumplings or something, he was so proud. i hate him
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Jan 30 2004 8:45PM
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l337
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shit dumplings

Aug 23 2005 7:46PM
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l337
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he was proud too thats fucking halrious

Aug 23 2005 7:47PM
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jibvermont
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hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh my... good lord this is very disturbing.. he should see a gynecologist about that.

Aug 23 2005 7:54PM
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bermbuster49
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ahaha wheres toilet, he would love this thread


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Aug 23 2005 8:03PM
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LMAO


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Aug 23 2005 8:05PM
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lamp
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^you said in your sig poop!

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Aug 23 2005 8:06PM
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AKFREERIDE
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im gonna get some kid to do that during Halloween.

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Aug 24 2005 12:35AM
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mattster
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haha thats fucking disgusting... i would forever name him shitty mc shit face

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Aug 24 2005 3:41AM
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campbell90
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haha ewwwwwwwww thats so gross!




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Aug 24 2005 7:02AM
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RedbAss
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Hahahahahah

hahha

still alughing

Aug 24 2005 7:53AM
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1080ski
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thats so gross hahaha

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Aug 24 2005 8:06AM
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mommy
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i know if there was a NS convention, lat would be the first one eating his own poop for laffs.

Aug 24 2005 9:26AM
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freestyler540
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Yeah thats gross, did he get really sick after?



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Aug 24 2005 10:08AM
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snocone2001
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yea, im kinda scared im gonna be meeting my roommates tomarrow. Hopefully they will be more normal than that.

Aug 24 2005 10:41AM
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philipc
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hahaha bump
Aug 17 2006 3:17PM
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skijunkiedtm
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poopie pie tast nice o wait NOOO!
Aug 17 2006 3:21PM
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Ghst
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Hahhaha he ate his shit
Aug 17 2006 3:39PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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hahahahah thats the best storie i have heard in a long time,poop dumplings
Aug 17 2006 3:46PM
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JayDope
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haha u guys better give him soo much shit over this haha
Aug 17 2006 3:48PM
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StealthSteez
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AHAHAHAAAHHAHAAA

Omg, I've had embaressing nights before but thats....just....fucked
Aug 17 2006 3:49PM
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XXL_Steeze
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Maybe he was hungry?
Aug 17 2006 3:52PM
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sn0wbl0w
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lmao
Aug 17 2006 4:50PM
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jp_draves
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de-lish!
Aug 17 2006 5:00PM
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jp_draves
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de-lish!
Aug 17 2006 5:00PM
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jp_draves
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Ew what if it had like corn and stuff in it....thats just disgusting
Aug 17 2006 5:01PM
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prosnurfer
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sometimes eating shit turns people on. scat fetish is the shit
Aug 17 2006 5:44PM
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invader7
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HAHAHAHAHA
Aug 17 2006 5:47PM
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ihateskiing4
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OMG im speechless
Aug 17 2006 6:34PM
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Potatoes
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HAAAAAAHAHAHAAFSAIO;FH;HOAHAHA;AHAHFHFAHAHAHA
FASHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAA
AHAHAHH;FLSA;HAFHSFHLFHALHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

AMAZING
Aug 17 2006 6:36PM
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bigairjay.
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This was a good old thread to bring back. Where's the other one about how he was making out with his girlfriend right after?

Aug 17 2006 9:45PM
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Bloom.
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hahahahahahahahaha that disgusting though.........some people do funny stuff when there drunk
Aug 17 2006 10:04PM
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SkiUnit03
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yeah man, thats sooo funny. i accutally laughed pretty hard at that. ahaha
Aug 17 2006 10:35PM
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m1garand
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ahahaha that is nothing! wait until he starts doing it when he is sober! or starts inviting friends over to partake in crap-cuddling...
Aug 17 2006 10:51PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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that musta been a shitty situation
Aug 18 2006 1:11AM
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sexy_skier_babii
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wow that is hurrendous and foul! poor guy.
Aug 18 2006 1:15AM
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whattheshit
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i eat peices of shit like you for breakfast.
Aug 18 2006 1:36AM
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.nafus.
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i dont even know what ot say to that... i think im gonna quit drinking holy shit that fucked up haha
Aug 18 2006 2:41AM
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nkimmes_40
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hahaha thats nasty
Aug 18 2006 8:05AM
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reggyboy
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ahahahahaha wat an ass lol call him 'chocko' from now on u gotta make this shit (no pun intended) last even if he doesnt remember it
Aug 18 2006 8:13AM
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dowalibeast
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that's fucked up. he wasn't even dared or anything?
Aug 18 2006 11:15AM
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KRASHED
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who keeps bringing back this shit?
Aug 18 2006 11:33AM
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CZA
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HAHA.. is he like incredibly sick now?
Aug 18 2006 1:21PM
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BurgRider
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that is fucking sick
Aug 18 2006 4:58PM
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cofreeskier
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thats fucking sick
Aug 18 2006 9:55PM
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K2_Pubz_360
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bwhahaa


shit...thats sick
Aug 18 2006 9:59PM
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Bumbleton
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHAT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS IVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 18 2006 11:49PM
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squeakywaffle
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I made a poop sandwich and put it out behind my house with a sign that said "free sandwich" and overnight a bum ate it and left the poo.
Aug 19 2006 7:47AM
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ThaLetterM.
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Aug 19 2006 10:26AM
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steezinskibun
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i hope he didn't have poop breath!
Aug 19 2006 10:33AM
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Jake...
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HAHAH LMAO i was waiting for that.

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Aug 19 2006 10:40AM
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