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my roomate ate his poop

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midwest_rep2
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I hate this shit. last night at a party my roomate got so drunk he ate his own poop. We took some morphine earlier in the day and were planning on just relaxing all evening but my friend knew of a party. so we go and end up drinking from a keg and having some JD and Stoli vodka. We got back last night to my apt with some friends and continues drinking beer. my roomate goes into the bathroom to 'take a shit' and he came out with poop alll over his face. goddamnit. he said something about bobbing for shit dumplings or something, he was so proud. i hate him
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Jan 30 2004 8:45PM
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milkshakebetter
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hahah thats so funny and soo discusting at the same time :S.. Ewww ..Lol.. But hey all our buddies do stupid things sometimes right? Hopfully you guyz will be alright with each other after he sobers up n all..
Jan 30 2004 8:49PM
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destroy
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA.
thats some of the funniest shit ive ever heard. no pun intended.
he must have been really fucked up to try to eat his own poop

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Jan 30 2004 8:50PM
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Apple
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whhy would you ever do that shit? ahahahah talk about eating shit


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Jan 30 2004 8:51PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
YuM!!!!

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
Jan 30 2004 8:56PM
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shibby
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the band korn had a new video that was band from tv because it involved many disturbing things including eating crap.



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Jan 30 2004 9:13PM
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michelle
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Omg.. hahahahahaha. That was so funny to read. Poor kid, all the humilation.
Jan 30 2004 9:27PM
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icecreamsandwich
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you mean you guys dont eat your own poop? what the heck it wrong with you?

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Jan 30 2004 9:37PM
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michelle
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^ no i don't eat my own shit :( does that mean i'm not normal?

my friend was grossed out when she read this, hahaha.
Jan 30 2004 9:46PM
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icecreamsandwich
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yes. i think it means you are a little....'ODD'

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Jan 30 2004 9:57PM
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weazelzb
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hahahah


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Jan 30 2004 10:03PM
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rightcoastskier
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whoa... thats intense
Jan 30 2004 10:07PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Hhahaha that sucks ass. Morphine doesn't do anything to me.



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Jan 30 2004 10:21PM
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shibby
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Micheal Jackson was addicted to it.



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Jan 30 2004 10:27PM
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720skiguy
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sick bitch
Jan 30 2004 10:33PM
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freeride1260
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thats some nasty shit


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Jan 30 2004 10:38PM
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Mattman
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OMG, just a sec................ thats better. That is fucking nasty!




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Jan 30 2004 10:41PM
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Concord
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^ I heard about Micheal Jackson being addicted to morphin they said on TV that when he was fucked up he thought he was peter pan and he could fly.

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
Jan 30 2004 10:44PM
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shibby
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^he was also addicted to something else but i cant remember what it was.



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Jan 30 2004 10:46PM
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Concord
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I cant remember either cuz i was laughing so hard when they said that he thought he was Peter Pan and he thought he could fly

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
Jan 30 2004 10:55PM
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Lateralis
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that is fucken gross


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Jan 31 2004 2:23AM
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chris_01
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gross, but the endless amounts of things you will be able to rip on him for will never allow him to live it down

'i have to take a crap'(roomate) 'no, you just want a snack fucker'(reply)

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Jan 31 2004 2:25PM
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west
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Yah poop isn't cool to eat. And to Lat, congrats on the 10,000.




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Jan 31 2004 3:20PM
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-velkroroks-
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i think its hot. ok maybe not
Feb 1 2004 3:28AM
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freeskierboy
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thats awful yet hilarious, do you have any pics you should post them
Feb 1 2004 12:29PM
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samck89
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i hope u got a picture, so u can put it somewhere where everybody can see it, that would be the most embarrassing thing ever to have pics of u eating poop all over the internet
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Feb 1 2004 4:23PM
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Lord_Piot
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'Hhahaha that sucks ass. Morphine doesn't do anything to me.'

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Feb 1 2004 5:06PM
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winterparksuks
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shit is the shit








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Feb 1 2004 6:47PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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man, thats kinda shitty

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Feb 1 2004 7:11PM
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midwest_rep2
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funny you mention it, i do have pics. not of that night but of a different but all the same very debaucherous night. they are on my comp but are huge and i have no wear to host them

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Feb 2 2004 1:17AM
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sconniestyle
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is jacko still on morphine, because his habits of hanging out with young boys make me think he may still belive he is peter pan



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Feb 2 2004 2:18AM
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Ski-hobo
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all I have to say it wow
Feb 2 2004 2:32AM
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doghoy
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that is fucking sick
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Feb 2 2004 8:53AM
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feezy
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I bet that happens more than one would like to know.


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Feb 2 2004 11:58AM
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locus
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and the best partis he doesn't have a roomate, it was him... he ate the shit pudding
i'm not canadian, duhuhuhuh i'm just a little slow.
Feb 2 2004 1:41PM
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bridgerider
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I believe I shall puke


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Feb 3 2004 12:08AM
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jibtastic
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Most times on NS, i just chuckle to these funny things inside. I full out started laughing at this one. Wow...hahahhahaha.
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Feb 3 2004 1:31AM
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midwestjibber
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You sure it wasnt a Babe Ruth bar...?
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Feb 3 2004 3:15AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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stupid people bother me, and being fucked ups no excuse.
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Feb 3 2004 4:25AM
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JackieChan
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Maybe it was a joke with peanut butter or something, and he thought it would be funny to tell you he bobbed for shit dumplings.
Feb 3 2004 2:46PM
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Pipe_Munky
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im not sure what's worse, eating shit or taking morphine for fun. either way they're both activities of cousin kissing white trash!

why is it you never hear of Canadians doing stupid shit like that? maybe American beer is so shitty you need to take meds to get loaded! smoke a joint or do some fucking shrooms!




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3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
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6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
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Feb 3 2004 2:52PM
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Lateralis
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ive taken pain killers for fun and it was fun but now they dont do shit to me


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Feb 3 2004 2:58PM
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Crow
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poop bobby!







Aug 23 2005 4:17PM
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USA
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omg bobing for shit haha

no me gusta acls

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Aug 23 2005 4:19PM
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.John.
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this isn't nearly as gross, but at a party once, I got my friend to smoke a bowl of cat hair

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Aug 23 2005 4:39PM
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tricksterboardin
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hmmm this is mighty old, back in the day when lat broke 10k

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Aug 23 2005 4:42PM
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NinthwardKilla
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Thats fucking discusting. I whould of chucked him out on to the street with the shit still all over is face, then take a photo and post it on here. that whould be so fucking funny.

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Aug 23 2005 5:38PM
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MitchPee
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sounds like a kid you could find on the provider

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Aug 23 2005 5:56PM
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hehe


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Aug 23 2005 6:06PM
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HAHAHA you called the shit poop!

because I like poop.
Aug 23 2005 6:25PM
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