Replying to Yes, another DSLR thread...

...and yes, I have searched. And no, I don't feel like searching anymore.

Also, to get this out of the way:
1. No, I have no fucking clue about photography. I know what I think looks nice, though.
2. Yes, I want to buy a DSLR. The pictures look nice. See #1.
3. No, I don't care if you have a camera you are selling.
4. No, I don't want to see your pictures.

OK, now that we're through the introduction:

I would greatly appreciate a simplified & VERY basic photography lesson. I want to learn about the basic terms and whatnot (such as exposure, iso, etc. - I couldn't tell you the difference between them) Basically, I don't want to search Wikipedia because I don't understand any of the stuff anyways, so I won't understand what they are trying to explain.


Basically, I want a crash course in photography. I will not be a hardcore photog - I am going to take pictures for fun.

I realize I am being brash, but I figure some of you will help.

Cheers.