NOTICE: I expletive material
Back in january, I hatched a scheme with a few friends to make a beautiful, vodka concoction of the fruitiest fruit juice ever. In it was diced rasberries, fruit juices of all sorts, gateraid mix, everything a man could dream of. I had brought some to school, to give to friends. And here is where i made the retarded mistake. My friend brings over some girls. They say, "We heard you have some shit." I was like, "Why yes."
They gave me money. I gave them juice.
Then winter formal happened. I had a great time. The girls didn't. They drank my stuff, were unsatisfied, polished off another whole bottle of vodka, and go to the dance. Predictably, one of them passes out and barfs all over the dance floor. Not in that order.
A couple weeks later I get a phone call. The police want to interview me in relation to the one girls issue during winter formal. The girl got 5 days of suspension for being drunk at a school dance, and was assigned counseling. But her parents were pissed, her parents wanted to find the culprits who supplied her daughter. The kid who gave her the other bottle was caught, and received no consequences. I retained the right to a lawyer, and didn't get interviewed.
Then, in late april, I get a phone call from the principal, saying a second person came forward from the group and attested to my vending of sweet nectars, and I was thus immediately suspended until further notice. FUCK.
I get assigned a superintendent hearing. Of course our douchebag SI didn't show, so the meeting was recorded, and despite the fact I seriously impressed the hearing officer with my wit and charm, I was cast down with a total 15 day suspension by the school. FUCK.
I spend 15 whole school days in a suspension center. Sitting. In. A. Desk. FUCK.
I got assigned alcohol counseling. I was given the assignments of writing a paper on alcohol and stuffing letters to be sent out by the school for 5 hours. FUCK.
FUCK. Moral of the story, NEVER sell shit to dumb ass girls, NEVER bring naughty shit into school. Lesson goddamn learned.
