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So I almost got arrested by undercover policeman

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General_Shredgnar
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There I was, minding my own darn business, in the heart of Cornell University's college town. Young men and women, mostly of drinking age, were pouring out of bars in the hundreds, migrating like swans to new party scenes. Yes, it was finals week. And yes, I'm in high school. I walk along the microcosm of urbanism, down the street, and finally am accosted by a giant guido and his hispanic friend.

"Hey you got a light?" He said.

"Nah, sorry." I say. "Hey yeah I have one." Says my friend.

He lights the guido's cigarette. "Hey you know, you guys can have some free meth, or some free crack. Just to show thanks for lighting me." Says the guido.

I am now in shock. We don't say anything. He continues to try to pitch us extremely felonious drugs. "No thanks, we finally manage to say." At that moment, a cop car rolled by, and the guido made eye contact with the driver, smiling and waiving. It was then I knew. He was undercover. My town of 15,000 people have under cover cops trying to sell drugs to college students. What has the world come to. We walk away.


Sparknotes: Undercover cop tried to sell me crack, scary ass shit.
May 18 2009 6:51PM
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ECfreeski3
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thats retarded
May 18 2009 6:55PM
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BrewskiJr
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You should have made a citizens arrest. That would have been hella funny.
May 18 2009 6:56PM
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casual
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Complete nonsense shenanigans.

100% illegal, the definition of entrapment.
May 18 2009 6:57PM
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k-rob
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yup
May 18 2009 6:58PM
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thelizards
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your stupid, that guy was probly fucking with you about the meth and crack, the nwhen he saw the cops he was like fuck you cops and gave one of those smiles that really means fuck you(girls use it all the time)
May 18 2009 7:03PM
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doublexl
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He continues to try to pitch us extremely felonious drugs. "No thanks, we finally manage to say."

Typo.
May 18 2009 7:03PM
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rj.
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geh.
May 18 2009 7:10PM
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nickman
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Sparknotes: Undercover cop tried to sell us crack, scary ass shit.
May 18 2009 7:31PM
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Chronic_
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you should have started screaming rape
May 18 2009 7:33PM
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TheBeardedOne
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haha I would have just been like dude I'm good and walked away.. even when buying bud from people I don't know I feel sketchy as fuck.. I would never buy hard drugs from a stranger.
That's fucked though, entrapment for sure.
May 18 2009 7:34PM
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gmack24
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He lights the guido's cigarette. "Hey you know, you guys can have some free meth, or some free crack. Just to show thanks for lighting me." Says the guido.

He lights the guido's cigarette. "Hey you know, you guys can have some free meth, or some free crack, just to show thanks for lighting me." Says the guido.







May 18 2009 7:35PM
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MidWestGaper
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im surprised my town hasnt done something like this yet. all the cops do in my town is try to bust kids with drugs
May 18 2009 9:48PM
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get_toasted
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Aahaha hello kind sirs would you like some free methamphetamine or crack cocaine this fine evening?
May 18 2009 9:56PM
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EasyEast
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dude thats pretty funny stuff imagine if you had said yes haha you would have been fucked
May 18 2009 10:09PM
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RICK_ROSS
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cool bro
May 18 2009 10:13PM
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Download-My-Apps
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I don't think you can get arrested for accepting "free" drugs. Its when you purchase or sell when the law can really crack down.
May 18 2009 10:17PM
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Mooose...
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hahahaha that would be epic

May 18 2009 10:23PM
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dodgeridge*rider
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you should of said "no we will take blowjobs though"

May 18 2009 10:27PM
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EasyEast
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bahahahaha
May 18 2009 10:28PM
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killabees
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.
May 18 2009 10:41PM
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[JP-of-SC]
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If you're in South Carolina (probably some other states too) you can technically get arrested for that too.
May 18 2009 11:01PM
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2+2=5
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wow wtf your town must be boring as shit then
May 18 2009 11:07PM
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Tinga
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no you need to also arrange a price then it's illegal.
May 18 2009 11:08PM
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ATLskier
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possession.
May 18 2009 11:09PM
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[JP-of-SC]
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no. any kind of non-vaginal sex is illegal. don't ask me how they enforce it though.
May 18 2009 11:12PM
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debrickshaw
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thats fuckdiculous
i dont think he was an undercover cop, more likely some guy who was just fucking with you and thought it was funny
May 18 2009 11:34PM
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NESblowjob
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yeah that has to be the biggest bullshit ever

thats so fucked up if its true,    fuck the police
May 18 2009 11:44PM
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Codfish.
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It's not like a cop was going to realistically give you crack, just a trap for stupid kids that want to do that shit
May 18 2009 11:58PM
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T-Holt
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May 19 2009 9:14AM
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Peter.
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i am 99% sure cops can't do that legally
May 19 2009 9:54AM
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Thenowhereman42
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Cops can do whatever they want, legally or otherwise.  I'm fairly sure cops are allowed to do this though.  At Venice beach once I had a cop with clearly fake dreadlocks glued to his head ask me if I had any "doobidge".  I told him he was a cop and he left.

Your cop was pretty obvious too.  There ain't no such thing as leftover crack.

May 19 2009 12:41PM
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WIfreeskier
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true words.
May 19 2009 12:56PM
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proZach
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" I walk along the microcosm of urbanism, down the street, and finally am accosted by a"

unless you actually talk like that when you're speaking, don't try to sound like a pompous fuck. and if you do talk like that, i'd punch you for being a fuck.
May 19 2009 1:16PM
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sconniestyle
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that was my reaction too. i've never met a crackhead that was ok with giving up crack unless the absolutely had to. def. not just for a light.

May 19 2009 1:52PM
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Abc567def
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cool story hansel
May 19 2009 1:53PM
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lineskier10
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a cop that is trying to remain undercover is not going to smile at a cop that drives by, think about it you silly fucks
May 19 2009 1:57PM
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BMB
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yes
May 19 2009 1:59PM
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Balto
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this
May 19 2009 2:17PM
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General_Shredgnar
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Only when I write.



Apologies for the numerous grammatical errors.
May 19 2009 7:48PM
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crazyfuck
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i don't think you understood the post you were quoting...

establishing a price officially makes it prostitution. no law-maker is going to approve an anti-blow job bill... sodomy is what you're thinking of, but that's totally unrelated in this case and isn't even illegal.
May 19 2009 7:55PM
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WIfreeskier
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hahah i got a nice laugh out of that one
May 19 2009 8:01PM
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