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Not trying te be racist or anything but.......

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OhMyBosh
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How come every black person on cribs has the same house?

Its always a big 2 storey mansion.. walk in to some marble entranceway with 2 spiral staircases and a big ugly chandelier... then they have an all white living room that nobody goes in, a huge kitchen that they never use because they dont cook and a big dining room they never eat at.. then they have a retardedly big master bedroom with a jacuzzi, along with a mini movie theatre and downstairs they have a games room. Also, all their furniture and whatnot is incredibly vulgar and ugly, and they have stupid fake columns and sh*t everywhere...
thennn they either have a Rolls or a Bently, along with a Merc with big ass rims.


I have yet to see a black guy on cribs with any other type of house... Do all black people have terrible taste?






p.s. i realize i made myself sound rather racist just now... im not, i just find it amusing that i just watched 3 episodes of Cribs and saw like 5 people with the exact same house.
May 18 2009 10:06AM
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sstricky
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OBAMA


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May 18 2009 10:12AM
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ski_DC
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its because the houses are cheap. they cost hardly anything to build and are carbon copies of eachother. they look "rich" just because they are sort of big, and have "rich" things, like chandeliers, L shaped sofas, and a basketball court. the cars are nice because they lease them and get new ones when the contract runs out. just goes to show how terrible people are with spending money wisely. most rappers dont make much money anyway actually. they rent alot of the cars and houses in their music videos just for the shoot.
May 18 2009 10:22AM
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wh@t
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screencapped.
May 18 2009 10:33AM
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hoodhugo
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its not just the black people. all the houses look the same
May 18 2009 2:42PM
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An10a_Eng
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my family used to own a plantation
May 18 2009 2:43PM
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NESblowjob
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yeah seriously you can have a property worth 400,000  with a house that cost 600,000 to build and they can sell the combo for about 3 million  its bullshit

everybody thinks 1 million doesnt buy you much of a house anymore but if you already have the property,

1 million can build you a fucking mega ass mansion
May 18 2009 2:47PM
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Casey
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especially where most of these guys are probly building. A friend of mine moved to North Carolina when we were kids and his family bought this huge ass mansion for less than they sold their regular sized house for up here in Seattle. shit is crazy

May 18 2009 2:56PM
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sick-as-aids
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its because they dont know what nice is

no thats too racist, but its kinda true... they see nice and "rich" as quantity not quality, and also just by having the usual gismos, such as big az tvs....iv never seen a black dudes crib that has a nice view, there all in little neighborhoods surrounded by the same houses
May 18 2009 4:04PM
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k-rob
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every house i've seen on cribs looks like that, aside from the ones owned by poor-as-fuck canadian "artists"
May 18 2009 4:09PM
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InkShrink
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Hahhahahahahahahha
May 18 2009 4:14PM
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KravtZ
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most of the houses on cribs are ill and i would love to live in them but also black people are brought up especially rappers to value things based on size like there bling or chains or rims like on teh strreets you get more respect for having sicker shit so i guess thats true for older black people who are rich to.
May 18 2009 4:14PM
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Billek
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It is the same with many upper-middle class houses.  Don't get me wrong, they cost mad bank, but the charm and thoughtfulness of 'Home' just doesn't seem to be there.
May 18 2009 4:18PM
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-Mugatu
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the housethe house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house
May 18 2009 4:23PM
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Abc567def
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this ^

May 18 2009 4:58PM
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inactive
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hey i live in one of those and i agree with you. i miss my old home.
May 18 2009 5:06PM
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AMG.
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man, fuck those houses on mtv canada's cribs, they're all average at best and alot are shitty lol. when i watch cribs i want to see some shit ive never seen because since these peolple supposedly have more money than me, they can hypothetically have way sicker shit in their house thats actually going to impress me. dont get me wrong though, i would take one of those cookie cutter mansions, but i wouldnt put stupid generic shit in it. why have a living room nobody goes im, when you can have a fucking waterfall grotto in the middle of your house. yeah, who cares, i havent seen one of those yet. but to oppose your generalization that all black people on cribs have these houses, i offer dallas austin's house as an example. im pretty sure he's black, and he has the sickest, most creative house ive seen on cribs so far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6yrYWfw_ok

my bad on the video, it was the first one i found lol.

May 18 2009 5:29PM
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*TURBONERD*
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word, bro
May 18 2009 5:32PM
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*TURBONERD*
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word, bro
May 18 2009 5:32PM
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k-rob
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i hate turning on cribs to find that i'm watching some shitty canadian singers apartment.

"welcome to my crib. here's the fridge, here's my foldout bed, here are some pots and pans. now i have important things to do so you've got to go mtv. goodbye."
May 18 2009 5:35PM
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BrewskiJr
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win
May 18 2009 6:33PM
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low_fidelity
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the house did it work?
May 18 2009 6:43PM
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Shabangarang
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hahaha
May 18 2009 6:46PM
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