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What i want to do for my graduation

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404404
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When they call my name have a monkey in a cap and gown to walk across and get the diploma. Not sure what they could do if i allredy graduated all i need to do is find a monkey.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
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Jan 29 2004 10:38PM
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J.D.
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hahaha classic... the best ones at my school were one guy who moonwalked across and then spun and grabbed his crotch, and another guy who walked over to the hot teacher (sitting on the stage), got down on one knee and pulled out a rose and gave it to her. Hilarious.
Jan 29 2004 10:41PM
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3ski6guy0
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haha, thats awesome. wear noting under your graduation gown thinger. drop something, bend over to pick something up and somehow moon the audience.
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Jan 29 2004 11:23PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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My sister's best friend was tripping out during graduation and his dad was the speaker and that became pretty funny, my sister sneezed on the supintendent while getting her diploma, made for a pretty funny photo. I try to think I am going to act all dignified and sophisiticated as I am supposed to, but man, I just can't even imagine the feelings I am going to have the second I am done with high school. oh man.





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Jan 29 2004 11:27PM
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joeengel
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that rose one is good, you want to do somethin subtle like that thats funny as hell and people pay attention too

if you knew they guy in charge of you arena where you graduate, when you walk across get him to play get your walk on by xzibit and c walk across the stage

or do a backflip off the stage, thatd be pimp



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Jan 30 2004 8:29PM
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Melvs
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My principle wished every senior 'great sex... I mean, sucess' 2 years ago. It was very obvious what he was saying, and it wan't an accident. It was awesome. I think I'm gonna do something funny, just not sure what it is. Maybe I'll get some friends and plan the senior prank around graduation.
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Jan 30 2004 8:43PM
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feezy
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Good senior prank: cement in the drains, any and all drains.
I think I will fall when I go to grab the diploma.


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Jan 31 2004 3:58AM
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vtpublicenemy3
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for a senior prank, whatever you do, dont release crickets in the lobby, a few kids at my school have done that and failed. the best one ive ever heard of tho, back in the 80's some kids that went did tech programs, took all these components for a car, and built a car in the lobby, no way to get it out, except to take it apart again. simply genious



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Jan 31 2004 11:29AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^that is pretty genious.

If you could pull off the monkey thing that would be pretty funny.

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Jan 31 2004 12:01PM
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therealjerk
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i've heard that one. another funny one is putting a cow in some elevated spot in your scool, because in which case, the only way to get the cow down is get a crane


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Jan 31 2004 12:09PM
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vtpublicenemy3
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also, a old, but funny one, is to get 2 pigs and write #1 on one of them and write #3 on the other



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Jan 31 2004 12:31PM
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Mattman
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^lol I have heard of that one

I like the rose one, I'm thinking of doing it




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Jan 31 2004 12:52PM
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404404
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yea i thought over the monkey idea but i dont think i can get a monkey past the teachers, and im not sure where to get the monkey.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Feb 1 2004 10:45AM
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rossignol_rider
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that car one is very genius. 2 years ago, the seniors stole the big boy from in front of the restaurant, and put it in the courtyard of our school....THAT was awesome
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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Feb 1 2004 8:21PM
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feezy
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The car one is sweet, but the cow would be better. You can buy a box of lady bugs at pet stores...


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Feb 2 2004 12:46PM
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J.D.
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How do you get a cow though? Steal It? And isn't it hard to get it to go up stairs? My highschool had an elevator anyhow, so I don't think that would've worked...would've been funny though.
Feb 2 2004 12:48PM
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Sancho
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at my school... one year someone stole the romeo and juilet video and the part where you see them kiss he edited in a porn. so, when the freshman the next school year were watching it as a class it turned into a porn. also, back awhile ago student council was in charge of stocking the vending machines with pop so they put beer in the vending machines. another one last year the seniors went to a pond and got dead fish and when we had school but they were done they put dead fish all over the school and hid them in air conditioners and every place possible. and they put there own locks on the gates so on the underclassmans last day of school no one could get out of the parking lot for about 20 minutes.
Feb 2 2004 4:58PM
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timber
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Seniors last year snuck into the school with the master key to all the locks and switched them all around so no one could get inside their lockers. That was a good one, teachers were pissed.
Feb 2 2004 5:02PM
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lj5
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^^those are awesome
Feb 2 2004 5:09PM
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404404
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they have this stupid haseing thing and zero tolarance shit, you take a shit and dont flush it they are all over you.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Feb 2 2004 7:58PM
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