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Quick drug test question

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niebski
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i just found out for my job this summer that i need to take a drug test

i don't smoke very often, i smoked last weekend(may 2) once and tuesday(may 5) once
and before that i hadn't smoked in a month

i have the drug test this friday(may 15)

do you think i can pass this?



May 13 2009 2:19PM
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evan25
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if you take a lot of searchbar you might
May 13 2009 2:25PM
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ilikeplants
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are you fat? because if you are its going to take awhile to get it out of your system. drink a bunch of water and you should be straight
May 13 2009 2:26PM
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niebski
Posts: 210 - Karma: 391
yeah searchbar doesnt really help when im asking about my specific situation

but thanks buddy
May 13 2009 2:26PM
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crazyfuck
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you are so fucked.
May 13 2009 2:26PM
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evan25
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well if u searchbared it atleast you would get all the replies ur gonna get hear about how to clean your system and such its just dumb to clutter NS with worthless threads like this that will just be inconclusive about your situation.
May 13 2009 2:28PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
this
May 13 2009 2:37PM
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quixotic
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Better start looking for another job... no way you can pass that.






but seriously.. as long as you aren't really fat and the laziest piece of shit ever, you will be beyond fine.
May 13 2009 2:40PM
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Swaggermager
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Quick! someone put the skier searchbar pic up.
May 13 2009 2:46PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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you're going to pass.
if you want to be extra careful: Piss a couple of times before you go to the test. When you take the test, piss a little in the toilet to start, then fill the cup with the end of the stream.
May 13 2009 3:11PM
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mmallender.
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well yeah actually searchbar would help in your specific situation
May 13 2009 3:59PM
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ChefBoyardee
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Just went thru almost the exact same situation.. drink water, a fuck load of water. youre prolly gonna wanna drink coffee and cranberry juice too, theyre diuretics and will make you piss a lot more than usual. and work out too, sweating a bunch also helps and it speeds up your metabolism.. the thc is fat soluble so if you get out and burn some calories it ll help..
May 13 2009 4:07PM
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Greenish
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do this. work out and sweat alot. drinking water is just good like the day before/day of because it will dilute your piss. workout today alot but maybe not tomorrow?
May 13 2009 4:14PM
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ChefBoyardee
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oh and i forgot to add that i had a buddy that had to re take the test cuz his piss was too diluted from drinking so much water. this could buy you some more time to get clean... just a thought tho idk if i would bank on it
May 13 2009 4:36PM
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Abc567def
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ya there was a thread about almost the exact same situation on here 2 weeks ago. So OP don't be lazy and first look before you post...
May 13 2009 4:49PM
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Thenowhereman42
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You'll probably be fine.  Those cheap drug tests they give you barely work anyway.
May 13 2009 4:54PM
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O.D.S.P.
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well if your that worried you always could jsut ask them to move it later becuase u have some other commitment then
May 13 2009 7:21PM
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SMOOTHOPR8TR
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your gonna be fine. they test at a 50/50 level for the most part. as long as you dont meet an over 50% number the shit doesnt even show up. lay off the ganja till after your test and youill pass.
May 13 2009 7:24PM
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