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What is that funny aspen quote

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Blandct
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you know the funny quote about aspen with fish or some shit and the beer being cold and the woamn this and that...
May 12 2009 10:28AM
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n8myton
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cool
May 12 2009 10:32AM
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Ski.Ballet
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Yeah totally the one that that guy's friend said that one time in the car. You know what I mean.
May 12 2009 10:36AM
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danbrown
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"I'll tell you where. Some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."


from Dumb and Dumber
May 12 2009 10:43AM
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ECfreeski3
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i dont know lloyd, the french are assholes
May 12 2009 10:44AM
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Kcin
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you've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time?

uh ya. we're in the rockies

May 12 2009 10:47AM
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Craig114
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IOU's rock
May 12 2009 12:27PM
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Mulberry
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sorry guys, my friend is a little slow...the town is actually THAT way.
May 12 2009 12:33PM
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followCam
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mmmmmmmm.....California!!
May 12 2009 1:23PM
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skiminnesota
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California..........beautiful.
May 12 2009 1:28PM
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WIfreeskier
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yea... he must work out.
May 12 2009 1:33PM
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SkierX
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Big Gulps, huh?
May 12 2009 3:03PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Those your skis?
May 12 2009 3:20PM
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ECfreeski3
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in a thread full of random quotes, i think you win with that one
May 12 2009 6:24PM
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ski_ENDUB
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Alright, Welp see ya later
May 12 2009 6:26PM
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treebeard
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Harry... i took care of it...
May 12 2009 6:34PM
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Captain-T
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You sold a dead bird to a blind kid?
May 12 2009 6:37PM
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_CC_
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both of them?!?!
May 12 2009 6:39PM
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thisandthatfilms
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hows your aspen?
May 12 2009 7:02PM
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yuck
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nice pair of hooters!
May 12 2009 7:07PM
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gmack24
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so she said no, but that's a real nice ski mask!
May 12 2009 9:01PM
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PopsicleStand
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no, he caught up with them a couple of miles down the road and slit their throats!
May 12 2009 9:21PM
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Willard
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not a quote but one of my favorite parts is when there making the snowmen and he makes the carrot into a penis
May 12 2009 9:22PM
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Slinger1x1
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That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?


shitt, now im going to have to read through all of them on imdb because you got me in the mood.... i love this movie...
May 12 2009 9:26PM
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stefC
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WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE HARRY
May 12 2009 9:29PM
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skiminnesota
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no way.............. WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!!


nice set of hooters ya got there........ the birds, they're beautiful.
May 12 2009 9:43PM
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Delphi
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you left your briefcase at the airport yah big GOOF!
May 12 2009 9:45PM
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skiminnesota
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haha that reminds me.


"ITS OK. IM A LIMO DRIVER"

we got no food, we got no money, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLEN OFF
May 12 2009 9:46PM
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PopsicleStand
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we crossed a shitzu with a bulldog. we called it a bullshit. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
May 12 2009 9:48PM
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geet
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where you headed? aspen. oh california BEautifulll
May 12 2009 9:50PM
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_CC_
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so they strapped this bulletproff vest on me and gave me a gun!

May 12 2009 9:52PM
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geet
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does anyone remmeber from traveling circus when lj quoted this movie? our pets heads are fallin off??
May 12 2009 9:55PM
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skiminnesota
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"mary, i desperately want to make love to a school boy"

so you're telling me there's a chance? YEAAASSSSSSS!
May 12 2009 9:57PM
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Slinger1x1
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you know that line was ad libbed? wasnt in the script


Oh, that pisses me off! That pisses me right off! I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now... Wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant ten o' clock at night!
Do you think...?
Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?
I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.
May 12 2009 10:00PM
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babujib
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we got no food, we got no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
May 12 2009 10:02PM
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Slinger1x1
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sooooooooooooooooooooo late

I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put 2 and 2 together.
May 12 2009 10:08PM
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SkierX
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It feels like you're running at an incredible rate of speed!
May 12 2009 10:10PM
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skiminnesota
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i always pictured the rockies to be a little, you know rockier. that john denver is full of shit.
May 12 2009 10:15PM
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Slinger1x1
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my favorite one... by far

Samsonite! I was way off!
May 12 2009 10:41PM
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HR8938Cephei
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one time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shitzu.... we called it a bullshit
May 13 2009 1:12AM
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HR8938Cephei
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sorry for the double post but this thread needs this quote:

Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
May 13 2009 1:18AM
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ChefBoyardee
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Cant triple stamp a double stamp! Can too! nuh uh! yeah huh!
May 13 2009 1:19AM
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