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SOUTHERN PRIDE

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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12

fuck yeah

May 8 2009 11:27PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
nahh, no strawberries unfortunately. but this shit is straight from my garden. FUCK YEAH
Jun 4 2009 10:14PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
uhhhh so delicious
Jun 4 2009 10:14PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
damn straight it is...  FUCK, i wanna go home and get a home made pie now...  FFFFUUUCCCKKK!!!
Jun 4 2009 10:15PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

Sweet tea, the South's second version of oxygen.

Jun 4 2009 10:27PM
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Benedetto.
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this girl tends to know what she's talking about
Jun 4 2009 10:29PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
i didn't read the whole thread to check but do you have a southern accent
Jun 4 2009 10:32PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
how would reading this thread tell you if i have a southern accent or not? i'm originally from the bronx and lived in ny all my life till i joined the navy. far from it. sorry i couldn't fulfill your dreams
Jun 4 2009 10:36PM
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wnab21
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i used to live in the dirty south, north carolina to be particular and its a piece of shit. I am so glad i dont like there anymore. I lived in pa my whole life and going to nc was like hell. NORTH EAST REPRESENT! WE WON THE CIVIL WAR SO SUCK A DICK!
Jun 4 2009 10:50PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
-k ignorance is bliss
Jun 4 2009 10:52PM
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wnab21
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you think i give a fuck if you decrease my online karma. BOO HOO! suck my ass
Jun 4 2009 11:01PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
IT WAS THE WAR OF NORTHERN AGGRESSION!
Jun 4 2009 11:06PM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
it was to stop slavery you racist twat, go make an inbred child
Jun 4 2009 11:31PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
does no one understand what a fucking joke is anymore?  jesus christ...  go take a valium.
Jun 4 2009 11:33PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
thank you, sir
Jun 4 2009 11:49PM
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InkShrink
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Greg, this is NS, do you honestly believe people catch the jokes on here? If they did, we'd all be one big happy family...but we're not. We're one big dysfunctional family.
Jun 5 2009 7:27AM
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deleted5
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no not really, the real reason the northern army went down their was because the south was trying to seceded from the county so the president was like naaaa so we went down there kick some ass then after we made them get rid of slavery.
Jun 5 2009 10:58AM
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line1260skier
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America, FUCK YEAH
Jun 5 2009 2:41PM
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deleted5
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you are not from America that makes me so mad when people say that. America is Canada Mexico and any other country on the north and south American continents. I'm from the united states of America.
Jun 5 2009 3:02PM
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hartig
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..so the united states of america is not considered part of america?

fail.
Jun 5 2009 3:32PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61

i'd say VA isnt that country... at least on the coast it's not

Jun 5 2009 3:48PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
yes, i realize this but sometimes its so fucking obvious that it blows my mind that people dont catch it.....
Jun 5 2009 4:16PM
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KravtZ
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im pissed slavery is gone i would love to haev a slave i mean id treat him nice give him some money to go out and get some brews with his friends but keep a tracker on him at all times so he woudnt run away. i mean who wants to do yardwork, and laundry. i guess thast why we have mex's tho.
Jun 5 2009 4:32PM
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ATLskier
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virginia is a bitch state. they didnt secede until after ft sumpter was attacked by the union (which the way lincoln did it was unconstitutional). Kentucky sucked too. if lincoln hadn't have been such a douche to the southern states with tariffs and taxes hurting the south and favoring the north, the civil war prob woulndt have happened. Lincoln didnt even make slavery illegal in the North. The emancipation proclaimation freed the slaves in the south, and was a military strategy to weaken the Confederate States of America. there will still slaves in the North. Lincoln also represented a slave owner in court when he was a lawyer before being president and all that and he fought so the slave owner would have his slaves who ran away, returned to him.

Lincoln could have also bought all the slaves from the south. That's what Brittain did. Instead, we had the bloodiest war in our country's history.
Jun 5 2009 4:40PM
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intifada
Posts: 931 - Karma: 263
Not for long, soon you'll be doing our yardwork bitch, or at least your kids will.
Jun 5 2009 4:41PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61

all of that wasn't even VA's fault

what does Lincoln and the war have to do with just VA. it doesnt

Jun 5 2009 4:44PM
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anarski
Posts: 120 - Karma: 11
Thats no way to talk about your sister.
Jun 5 2009 4:54PM
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Mr.Panda
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i wish i could find a clip of it but i cant...  Boondocks has an awesome line on this.

Riley Freeman: "Come on Granddad...  what part of that story was true?  I bet slavery was even made up.  What nig*a you know is gonna work in a hot field for free?!  I know i wouldn't."
Jun 5 2009 5:01PM
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deleted5
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no dumb ass can you read thats not what I said at all. I said America is 16 different countrys, if your from the U.S.A then say U.S.A don't say America.
you fail
Jun 5 2009 11:17PM
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_CC_
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and or grandma
Jun 5 2009 11:24PM
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Mr.Panda
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step sister fucking ok?  seriously....  they arent your blood relative....
Jun 5 2009 11:58PM
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Totes_Magotes
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IT'S TRUE!.. deepest south in the continental united states is south point, key west. Where if you walk about 2-3 streets away, there are about 8-9 cross dress bars, dance clubs, and what not..
Jun 6 2009 12:08AM
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Mr.Panda
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indeed...  im actually an only child and live in washington up near the canadian border so i have no idea why im talking like this....
Jun 6 2009 12:35AM
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ATLskier
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i didnt say it did. only the first thing I thing i talked about even dealt with virginia. They arent a true southern state because they werent one of the first 7 states to secede. They seceded only after ft sumpter was taken over by the confederates and Lincoln ordered troops to take it back before congress could talk about it. virginia didnt want to send troops so they seceded. its likely if lincoln wasnt a dumbass regarding sumpter, virignia and 3 other states would have sided with the union and possibly would have ended the war sooner. So, Virginia isnt a true southern state.
Jun 6 2009 12:48AM
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NESblowjob
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virginia is pretty dirty

fucking L  i thing virginia is the dirtiest of them all
Jun 6 2009 1:32AM
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InkShrink
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Sweet tea is a lifestyle in Georgia, every single restuarant has it.

The inbreds are over in Alabama.

Jun 6 2009 9:06AM
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Kilgore_Trout
Posts: 189 - Karma: 89
North Carolina, come on and raise up.
Jun 6 2009 9:18AM
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Alex=God
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You have just indirectly told me that you have never been further south then virginia because it is certainly not the dirtiest
Jun 6 2009 11:04AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
dude are you serious? im sure you can find some other site to talk nonsense with other inbred retards, take this shit there because this^ post is FUCKING RETARDED
Jun 6 2009 11:26AM
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Kilgore_Trout
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Psh, who wants to read that much.
Jun 6 2009 10:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jun 7 2009 1:27AM
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Benedetto.
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i have just discovered spicy crawfish. WOW
Jun 7 2009 2:01AM
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ATLskier
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prove me wrong on any of those points.

im kinda joking about virginia and kentucky, but my point is they are not true southern states.


and fuck the southern stereotype of inbred rednecks. they are in every state. I've been in some redneck areas up north that rival or are even worse than the worst places I've seen in the south.
Jun 7 2009 9:30AM
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ECfreeski3
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haha dude i dont care to prove any of your points wrong, and i was just being a dick about calling you inbred retards. its just retarded that you are trying to defend the south in the civil war
Jun 7 2009 5:59PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Yeah Vermont, NH and Maine have a lot of rednecks but the are holed up for a good 5 months of winter your rednecks are on display all year round
Jun 7 2009 6:35PM
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ATLskier
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im not even defending the south. Im just calling out that lincoln wasnt the tremendous leader that everyone thinks he was. He could have bought the slaves and saved hundreds of thousands of lives, but there was a war instead. If you look at the history of the original states seceding, it was mostly about tariffs and taxes destined to destroy the economy of the south and favor the north. Lincoln got absolutely 0 electoral votes from southern states. If the south hadn't made slavery such a big issue, they would have likely had a better chance. Also if lincoln hadnt attacked ft sumpter, he could have potentially had more states in the Union and an easier war.


The CSA was pretty fucked up in regards to their views on blacks and slavery. I do believe in states rights and the right to secede though. massachusets almost seceded during the war of 1812.
Jun 7 2009 6:41PM
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Thenowhereman42
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What are all you hicks ramblin' bout in here?
Jun 7 2009 6:42PM
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geet
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**in hur
Jun 7 2009 7:18PM
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Thenowhereman42
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...Whaarm outside today, whaarm outside yestehday...

Now how'dy get dat banjo up deh in dat tree?

Jun 7 2009 7:24PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Uncle Jed weren't never the same after that fateful summer, ceppin fer two things:  He still loved mamma's peach cobbler, and he sho did still love chasin the negros through the corn fields.  Even in my mind, I can still here him hollern away as a line of shaking corn stalks winded its way away from the back of the porch.
Jun 7 2009 7:34PM
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ECfreeski3
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okay thats pretty reasonable
Jun 7 2009 9:40PM
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