Help me MATT MARGETTS become a coach at MOMENTUM

Hello Everyone

       Matt Margetts here.  
I am trying to get a coaching job at Momentum Ski Camps for the summer.  The problem is they aren't hiring new coaches because they already have bunch pimp coaches.  But if bunch new kids sign up they'll be able to hire new coaches.  Whoever is thinking of going to camp this summer and hasn't signed up yet, SIGN UP for MOMENTUM and tell them you want me to coach you.  If they hire me I'm working on having bunch product to give away from K2 SKIS, ORAGE Outerwear, EC HEADWEAR, shades, VOLEURZ streetwear, Joystick, Smith, and DAKINE.  Most importantly I think I'd be a great coach.  I would be able to teach how to do anything on skis, tramps, and water ramps.  And if your 19 and older I'll teach you how to party like a MARGstar responsibily in Whistler.  
I'll teach you how to pick up chicks like a smooth talking fly pimp.  
 We'll have tons of beach parties on hill.
I'll teach you the art of Trundling.
And what ever else you need to learn to be THE MAN.  Hopefully everyone can help me out.  Sign up for momentum and put bunch posts in this thread to convince the bossman John Smart to hire me. 

SIGN UP FOR MOMENTUM and put me as your reference for why you SIGNED UP FOR MOMENTUM

Matt Margetts
MARG