http://news.cnnbcvideo.com/?nid=.wcii1.jjobWbZHDeWL.OTc4OTAzMg--&referred_by=15562174-4JyF9yx&p=moveon
Found this today, it makes a news clip featuring your mom as the winner of the Mother of the Year award. If your mom goes for corny shit she'll love it, and it takes two seconds. Easy way to make your cheapass mother's day present tolerable.