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eat your undies
PANIC
cuz your fucked
exercises are burning fat and THC byproducts are released into the blood and urine that goes out while you cleansing your system. But it is important to stop burning fat cells near test time (up to 48 hours before your drug test). On test day, it doesn't matter what's in your lipid tissue. What's in your blood and urine does matter.
Drinking vinegar, green tea, coffee, cranberry juice, grapes, beer, iced tea will not help you pass a urinalysis because it neither masks THC in the urine nor eliminates it from fat cells. Moreover, some of these products will lower the pH balance of the urine. Home remedies are neither better nor cheaper than abstinence.
i personally recomend gettin on a exercise bike with a shit load of cranberry juice and riding till you cna't ride any more.
thc is in the fat so you gota burn some mass fat if you want to avoid jail and the cran will help flush the excess.
a few hours before you go take the test, drink mad amount of emergence/ take a bunch a vitamins, so your urin will be dilut but show up full of vitamins.
I think you'll be fine if you follow this regement.
good luck jedi.
D - diuretic
A diuretic is defined as any substance that increases urine output. Caffeine, cranberry juice, and most "quick flush" herbal teas marketed as "detoxifiers" are diuretics. Water, though also effective in helping marijuana smokers "beat" the test, is not a diuretic. Consuming diuretic fluids just prior to taking a urine test dilutes the concentration of drug metabolites in the sample below the threshold of detection. However, this effect is only temporarily. Because marijuana’s primary metabolite is fat soluble, consuming no amount of fluids – even diuretic fluids – will permanently "flush" it out of one’s system. Once the short-term effect of the diuretic wears off and the urine returns to its proper concentration, cannabis metabolites will once again become readily detectable to snooping drug screeners.
From NORML
but your real best bet is- with
W – water
Facing a drug test on short notice? Remember the phrase: "Just add water." Drinking large quantities of water (e.g. 120 fluid oz) prior to taking a urine test is the easiest, cheapest, and according to recent testimony before Congress by the US Department of Health and Human Services, still remains one of the most effective methods of beating a urine test. In desperate circumstances, water may also be added directly to a sample to dilute the specimen.
i had to play that game and was so fucking paranoid about testing in my own house, but luckily the rents were using the home drug test kits so i ended up peeing like a tiny amount in to add yellow, then filling the rest with water. Shit worked a couple times, but then they changed tests and the threshhold for thc amount was way lower. But whateva, glad you passed how much water you think you downed?this is true...except the THC that comes out of a piss test is the most recent layer of fat. If you have 18 hours before your test, you want to build a new layer of fat. eat as much fatty foods as you can, pig out and gain some weight. Im serious... Also, make sure your pee test is not your first urine of the day, piss when you wake up, take some vitamin B (to color your urine), drink a few more glasses of water than normal and hope for the best. Depending on your toxic level, your gonna be fine or fucked. good luck.
drinking water delutes your urine.... drinking water before the day of the test would do nothing. Although If you need to delute, water could do the trick.
drugs are bad for you. say no to drugs.
