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Acronyms! What are yours?

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Jorgen.
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So a buddy and I were pretty damn bored in class the other day and decide to try and alleviate the boredom by making a list of amusing acronyms that we know or had herd. Turn out we had a few laughs, so I figure it would work even better on NS. I'll start the list with what I can remember...

NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Catering Around Rednecks.
RAP - Retards Attempting Poetry
FORD - Found On Road Dead / Fix Or Repair Daily
JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket
NISSAN - Never In Style So Always Neglected
PC - Pretty Cheap
MBA - Mediocre But Arrogant

Now lets try and add to this!
May 2 2009 1:34PM
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skimonster69
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Totally awesome bro!
May 2 2009 1:40PM
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K2skipunk
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I'll stay with the car theme...

PONTIAC - poor old nigga thinks its a cadillac
May 2 2009 1:45PM
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chapz
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hahahah those are pretty good, you must have been bored lol
May 2 2009 3:09PM
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St.Steezy
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DFMO! Dance Floor Make Out

or pretty much any formation of MO (Make Out)

Like.. RLMO (Random Library Make Out), BRMO (Bus Ride Make Out)
May 2 2009 3:13PM
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HangThePope
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NATO - No Action, Talk Only

ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex

GMC - Generally Mediocre Cars

ABC - Absolutely Boring Comedy

PENIS -  PENetration InStrument

May 2 2009 3:20PM
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K2skipunk
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TOYOTA - tow out your own truck asshole
May 3 2009 12:23AM
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EvanMeyer
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NS- newschoolers
May 3 2009 12:29AM
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Talacious[Tally]
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STOP(applies to stop signs)- squeeze tits of passenger
May 3 2009 12:35AM
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Totes_Magotes
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S N O W   S K I

Skiing Nasty Only While Steezy Knowledge Increases

May 3 2009 12:53AM
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Krizzle
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GTS-Get The Shot
Duhhh!! haha
May 3 2009 12:54AM
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An10a_Eng
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One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America
May 3 2009 1:10AM
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anxju
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IHTT,ILR,GTFO


i hate this thread, i love rap, get the fuck out
May 3 2009 1:29AM
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landonn
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LG Legit goods
May 3 2009 1:32AM
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CBROOKS
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FIAT -Fix It Again Tony

May 3 2009 1:44AM
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Jorgen.
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Some of these are great! Lets hear some more.
May 5 2009 9:51PM
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japanada
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FORD
found on road dead
fixed or repaired daily
May 5 2009 9:59PM
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Malcolm
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four ugly ladies laughed together incorporating lesbianistic traits.
May 5 2009 10:00PM
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BootySpunk.
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NBD- No big deal
May 5 2009 10:01PM
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Elijah.
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DTF/any variation changing F at the end if your trying to do something.
Down To Fuck (good ex. of others, DTP down to party yadada)
May 5 2009 10:02PM
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Santa-Cruz
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a==ahhhhh
May 5 2009 10:03PM
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Justin.B
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BEER - Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret
May 5 2009 10:03PM
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D-Rex
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^ nice

May 5 2009 10:06PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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IRTED- I run train err day
May 5 2009 10:10PM
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Malcolm
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SAT - stupid ass test
May 5 2009 10:10PM
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JEAopardy
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hey jorgen i found all your acronyms on the internet ! sorry to call you out
May 5 2009 10:11PM
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Jorgen.
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I never claimed to have invented them man. It was simply a friend and myself trying to remember those we had heard. Most if not all are probably somewhere on the internet no doubt. I figured that instead of searching for them it would be more fun to have other NS members help make a list.
May 6 2009 7:49PM
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RunDMc
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GOLF - Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden
May 6 2009 8:54PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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BSTL

Balls stuck to leg

May 6 2009 9:22PM
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vinnyvan
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gott protect your H.E.M.S. (hard earned money stash0
making a profit relys on turnin your N.I.T.S (nuttin in to sumthins)
Got them from butteryass mondays haha
May 6 2009 9:22PM
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hartig
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sooooooooo gay
May 6 2009 9:24PM
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908
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Big
Money
Wasted
May 6 2009 9:26PM
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woolymammoth
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My buddies ex girlfriend got turned into the acronym FH-Fucking Ho.
also some of the really old ones:
Peta-people eating tasty animals
FBI-female body inspector
May 6 2009 9:30PM
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JEAopardy
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word my bad man

thread -- this habit really explains all deaths
May 6 2009 9:55PM
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