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Close calls with th popo

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evan25
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alright so i was at a concert two weeks ago and was rolling pretty hard so i gave my keys to my buddy to drive home because he was just smokin nugs that night.  hes had his liscence for three days and we were in the hood of bridgeport CT and him being the dumbass he is lets me give him directions and i tell him to go down some street, it turned out it was a one way street and we were going the wrong way, by the time we realized this we were at the end and two police cars where sitting there and both there lights went on rite away.  so now it about 130 am and the cop comes to my window and asks for my friends liscence and the cars registration.  at this point my pupils where completely dilated and i was buggin out because i had like 3 gs and my bowl in my jacket in the back seat.  i start talkin my face off to the cop who turned out was super chill.  then he asked for the insurance card and i had to call my mom at 130 and ask where it was in the car, after 10 minutes of searching we finally found it and the cop was super chill and let us go.  this was a shock because in CT u have an 11 oclock curfew for the first year u have ur liscence and my friend had only had his for three days, and he was driving my car! so the cop obviously knew something was up.  but he didnt say one thing about the curfew and let us go home.  it was really lucky

spark notes: we got pulled over with nuggs in the car after the driving curfew and the cop let us go.

u guys have any good stories?
Apr 30 2009 8:03PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,840
I threw some grapes at some of my brother's friends once. They thought finding the cops would be the correct course of action.
May 2 2009 2:22AM
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Funnel
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I've never really been in trouble or close to being in trouble with the cops.  However.  One night me and some friends were really bored.  It's about 10 and we decided to try the invisible rope prank.  We got a bunch of cars good.  Next car comes, it's a small ford ranger.  Turns out it's a rent a cop.  He stops, rolls down the window and says "funny now?"  Then he said, don't do it again, go inside.  Whenever we get together, we always mess around.  Golf course airhorn, light alcohol on fire in the street (Cars flip out), hit cars with water balloons (I've made it in the window a few times, it's funny until they keep driving up and down the road for 30 minutes. 
May 2 2009 2:42AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
haha, i just remembered another one
this didnt happen to me, but i heard the story, and if you ride Bristol mountain you mightve heard it too from brian

some kids were hitting an urban rail in Manhattan square park, in the fine city of Rochester NY, and i guess in the middle of their shesh they notice a huge commotion at a bus stop up the street, like people yelling and shit, and then one person runs off and the scuffle ends, but about 5 minutes later, a ton of police showed up, and an ambulance and shit came and it turned out that some guy had gotten robbed and knifed just up the street from where they were playing snowboards
May 2 2009 11:56AM
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mike_e
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No offense but you kind of seem like a douche, how old are you?
May 2 2009 12:17PM
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thelizards
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I've gotten into pretty crazy shit.

First story- I went to texas because my dads family is from there and it was summer(I'm from wisconsin).  So before i had never been really  really drunk, but one of the nights I was there all our parents were drunk and shit and didn't know what was going on, so my cousins take me to a arpty they were having at this one kids house whose parents were gone and it was right next to a farm.  eventually i get really drunk for the first time and am just partying(texas paries are fuckin crazy, girls, beer, alcohol, games) and then someone yells the cops are hear and everyone scatters.  i run out of the livingroom into teh kitchen to the back door and theres this fuckin butch ass woman cop whos ugly as fuck and i know has a dick.  Instead of stopping like that cunt thought i would i kept runnign and punched her right in the fuckin face(I never would of done this if i wasn't completely shit faced) and run through the door into the fields of corn and other shit they were growing.  I ended up running away with my cousins friend and he took me back to where my cousins house was(took fucking like 3 hours) and I woke up the next day at like 230 pm and right away just puke a shit load for like a solid 15 minutes.  When i punched the cop in the face it made it into their newspaper and it was this huge big deal and made it onto teh news. I never got in trouble for that which was very awesome cuz i could've faced some pretty bad charges.

sparknotes- got hammered real bad and punched a butch cop in teh face and never got caught.

Second story-  My friend got his license on a monday and we were dying to fuck around with a bunch of peple in our neighborhood. we end up going into the village next to us and egg and waterballoon people. as a car was about to pass us my friend throws his mcdonalds milkshake at this oncoming car, immediately it turns around and starts chasing us.  About ten minutes later we end up ditching the milkshaked car and park and hide in some home alone house.  after like ten minutes of that we call it a night because we were already out of eggs and waterballoons(why my frind through milkshake).  AS we sit as this red light this car pulls up next to us and it is the fucking guy my friend hit! he pulls in front of our car so were boxed in(we were in the farthest right lane) and he gets out and his nice suit is covered in fucking milkshake.  ened up his window was down and he and his inside of the car got all of the milkshake.  he goes up to the driver and says " do you know who the fuck i am?" we all say no sir. he goes I'm the judge in this county and your gonna get your asses kicked when I take you all to court.  My other friend(driver) goes "well sir do you know who I am?" and he goes "fuck no".  My friend says "see ya in hell". he pulls onto the curb to get out of the guys blocked car and drives through a gas station(not actually through one jsut the parking lot) and does 90 for like 5 minutes down this road with no one following us or anything(this was like 1 am).  The guy who got hit must not of got the license plate or anythign because weve never got into trouble about it. 

sparknotes- you have to readit cuz i cant sparknotes it, too detailed

May 2 2009 5:45PM
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Cudder.
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o shit i never heard that
May 2 2009 6:37PM
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Twinjibber77
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I haven't heard that before, but i'm not surprised because Rochester is a mad fucked up city.
May 3 2009 12:54AM
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jreilly
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i smoke weed
May 3 2009 1:10AM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
hmmm did not hear about that
May 3 2009 3:19PM
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.thedude
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not gonna lie. i opened this cause i thought it said close calls with the poop.
May 3 2009 3:50PM
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Snowgoner
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judging by the second story you sound like a complete douche bag

i've only got one story.

one day my parents couldn't pick me up from school so my sister and i got picked up by a boy in my sister's class mom. keep in mind i was like 8 at the time and they were like 12. so we get to the kid's house and we were super bored. we decided to throw sticks into the road and hide behind trees and watch cars run over them. this is like a main interstate haha. i also threw like 3 snowballs at a schoolbus haha. anyway it turns out some ass hole called the cops on us(wtf? were like 8!). and a cop pulled up and we're like oh shit! all that happened was we had to call home to his parents and pick us up, we were only like a 2 minute walk from his house though hehe. not much but all i've got really


May 3 2009 4:08PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
dude idc how old you are why the fuck would you throw sticks in the road? I don't blame the guy for calling the cops.
May 3 2009 4:18PM
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TerraceSkier18
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I was down by the trains and it was only me at like 2:00 am or something like taht and i have just finished doing some painting. I decided to leave and i guess that someone saw me so when i had just come up the hill to this little forest 5 cop cars came ripping up and all park infront of the forest with me laying down there hiding for my life. The cops all point there lights into the forest looking for me but i have no idea how they didnt see me and eventually 3 leave and 2 others rip around and go behind me. I just book it away all the way to the party where i was just hanging out at and it was soo sketchy. One of the scariest things of my life haha.
May 3 2009 5:11PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
last night my friends party got busted by the police, and everyone booked it into the woods. my car was parked there so i waited like 45 min, and while they were still there i got in and drove off. he lives in a big house, and he has a big yard, and a bunch of people just drove through his yard and tore it up to get away from police. you could here little groups of people all over the marsh/woods, it was funny. kinda sucks though he and another one of my friends got drinkin tickets.
May 3 2009 5:23PM
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D-Rex
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Alright so me and two friends were chiilin at one of the kids houses. We had already smoke a couple joints when another kid came over. No one was really friends with this kid but he brought a shitload of liquor so noone was complaining. We were all pretty drunk when the kid who no one likes passes out. We were all like whatver and didnt do any thing but then he started like shaking and throwing up all over himself. Now were all like wtf cause hes in this kids house. So we try and wake him up but this guys out but still shaking and like wheezing. Now were all freakin oout like wtf  is he gonna die. So my friend fuckin calls his dad(a doctor) and says whats goin on. So the dad rushes home and calls an ambulance cause the kids pulse was offbeat or somethin. Then the shit hits the fan theres a firetruck, an ambulance, and 2 crusiers. They take the kid away and now only the 2 cruisers are there. They all question us and dont suspect that we drank or any thing cause we told them this kid showed up at the house drunk. Then they tell us thank you for being good friends and we get like praised by the community for saving this kids life cause he had severe alcohol poisioning and was going into a coma when the ambulance got there. The kid wakes up and gets out of the hospital and dosent remember a thing so the police just give his parents thi right to punish him so he got off easy too (except for almost dying) Then i never talked to the kid again and life is good.
May 3 2009 6:08PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
one word dude, umass
May 3 2009 8:59PM
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AMG.
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lol Two words: High School

its not that hard to get 200 kids in a house, ive seen it in a modest bungalo one time, everyone started bottling eachother, but thats not the point ahah

May 3 2009 9:05PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
hmm...was it on campus, or out near the farms? you mention greenhouses...I'm a little surprised that a single cop would try to bust a house party at umass - I've been there a dozen times and i've seen kids walk up to cops with beers in their hands, chatting. the cops didn't care, they didn't want any fights to break out.

do you go to school there?
May 3 2009 9:34PM
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hartig
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agreed, umass cops dont do shit to break up parties
May 3 2009 9:46PM
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uh_lis_uh
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i was drinking with some friends last night that are all over 21 and some cops rolled up and almost busted me for underage drinking cuz i was pretttyyy shwasted but ma girl Hannah took my beer from me and the cops peaced it soon after.

a close call for me, who has never had any kind of run in with the PO
May 3 2009 9:55PM
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brenker
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yea i go to umass. there wasnt one cop there were probably 5 or so.
May 3 2009 10:12PM
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Chickendodo
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So my friends and I skate this spot behind applebees a couple towns over.  It's the foundation of an old building with a bunch of cement features on it, its pretty sick, and some of the shit is getting ratty with old age, so we decided to bring 4 bags of cement and some angle iron and shit to fix it up all pretty-like.  So I'm there but I have to go home and eat dinner for a bit, we already had the angle iron and cement there and I was getting a hack saw too.  The skate spot is right next to an abandoned parking lot.  So I get back and I pull in to the parking lot and lo-and-behold, two cop cars sitting in the parking lot.  My friends were in the middle of getting questioned so I just waited for them to get out.  Apparently when I pulled in the cop said "So, who's the dumbass?".  And some kid walked up to the thing with his skateboard all ready, saw the cops, turned around and said "I was gonna skate, but now I'm not!", apparently he had a warrant out hah.  Cops told me that I could be fined 300+ and shit and I was flippin', I haven't been back there since.

Cops take my name down a lot for skating and being places I shouldn't be... only douchebag I've encountered is the fucker who wrote me a ticket for being on my phone.  19 second call, 125 dollar ticket, fucker.
May 3 2009 10:45PM
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STwoops
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We were blazed as fuck in a parking lot and the police rolls up. He stops his car, gets out, comes to our door and says to my friend...

"you need to uncover you license plate of snow, we had some stolen items around here today...thanks"

and then peaces out. So scary!
May 3 2009 10:47PM
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Commonwealth
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Ahh ok. My apologies then...I was under the assumption that it was a regular house party back home.
May 4 2009 10:17AM
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PacificRimJob
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you're as dislexic as I am haha.
May 4 2009 12:38PM
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Snowgoner
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reading comprehension?
i was 7 or 8 at the time
May 4 2009 12:42PM
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PacificRimJob
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HAHAHA i love the invisible rope trick.

I always tried doing it in my high school parking lot and it worked.

May 4 2009 12:59PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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hahahah

i would have eaten em real fast.

May 4 2009 3:03PM
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Upgrayedd
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Two years ago I was living in Scottsdale, AZ and drove to Silverton, CO for a ski trip.  The route goes across the Navajo Indian Reservation.  I got pulled over doing 70 in a 65 zone by a K9 cop going the other direction....With an ounce of dope in my pocket. 

I played cool (but was shitting inside), dog stayed in car, all was well.
May 4 2009 3:19PM
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Tuff_207
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This isn't anything compraed to anyones stories but me, my friend, and my other friend where all in Friend A's Moms Car (me, and Friend B did not have our licenses, only Friend A), which was a Benz, and Friend A had already gotten caught by Popo twice w/ kids in car and his 6 month rules wasn't up, and since he had his Moms car that day, we were going like 20 over the speed limit, and we see a cop sitting on the side of the road, and he slams on his breaks, and as we pass by the cop starts following us (he didnt see that we had kids in the car, cause he was looking at the radar gun) and we turn into a dump, and me and Friend B as we go around the corner, hop out of the car and run into the woods and slam the doors and Friend A gets pulled over by the cops, and got away with a warning (he only got my friend at 12 over cause he slammed on breaks, and since he was looking at radar gun he didnt see me and Friend B.
May 4 2009 5:50PM
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