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some of this shit is unreal. my personal favorite so far is:

(734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies".

there are sooooo many more. check it out and post your favorite. or, even better, add some!

Apr 30 2009 3:10PM
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Jib-Ninja
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her body is shapped liked a coke bottle....a 2 liter coke bottle. LAWL
Apr 30 2009 3:17PM
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soulskier
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When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Apr 30 2009 3:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
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this is f-ing hilarious
Apr 30 2009 3:58PM
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snwbrdmilf
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On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?


Hahahaha
Apr 30 2009 4:01PM
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steevner
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(650): sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
(415): we had.
(650): well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Apr 30 2009 4:11PM
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Jib-Ninja
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new fav. website..took the crown from Fmylife.com
Apr 30 2009 4:11PM
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*Nickdel*
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 You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Apr 30 2009 4:20PM
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k-rob
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gold:
(718): OMG. Drunk.
(662): I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
(718): Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Apr 30 2009 4:23PM
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NataliePortman
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(832): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Apr 30 2009 4:23PM
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Gnarshred
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this one made me LAWL~!!!

(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

Apr 30 2009 4:32PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i loved that one haha

here's another...

(817): She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
(1-817): OMG. What did u say?
(817): I told her I did too.
Apr 30 2009 4:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
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ok sorry to postwhore, this is too good to pass up

(310): im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night
Apr 30 2009 4:37PM
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TechnoPotamus
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goddammit.

(310): im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Apr 30 2009 4:44PM
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*Fujative*
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Yea!! 734 is my area code!!
Apr 30 2009 4:45PM
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Billups
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(617): Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin

hahaha
Apr 30 2009 5:05PM
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562056961108
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UNREAL

908): i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial

Apr 30 2009 5:25PM
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mattytru
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hahahaha epic
Apr 30 2009 5:31PM
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Hannah.
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some of these are way too funny
Apr 30 2009 6:18PM
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Snowgoner
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the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.

haha
Apr 30 2009 6:45PM
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.travis.
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threads of mine. site looks soooo funny
Apr 30 2009 7:07PM
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grams.
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(480): I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.

Hahahaha omg. New favorite. Thank you for sharing this piece of the internet with me.
Apr 30 2009 7:08PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hahaha that's my home area code
Apr 30 2009 7:12PM
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n8myton
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epic
Apr 30 2009 7:15PM
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JayDope
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is 908 nj? i sware i have numbers with a 908 area code
Apr 30 2009 7:30PM
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DeucesStreetwear
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(206): Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad

found this really funny.
Apr 30 2009 7:40PM
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Treestman
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this site > fmylife
Apr 30 2009 7:47PM
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