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Haha My brother's friends name is super funny.

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PacificRimJob
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His name is chris cross.

his parents obviously had a sense of humour.

oh well.. thought i'd share.
Apr 30 2009 2:58AM
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
does he wear his clothing backwards
Apr 30 2009 3:10AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
at least his last name isnt Dress, with cross being his middle name...
Apr 30 2009 3:43AM
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NESblowjob
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 41
cris cross was cool
Apr 30 2009 3:46AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
i think collin collins is a funny name
Apr 30 2009 3:50AM
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Thenowhereman42
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My buddies last name is Cross and he wants to name his kid Criss.  I also know someone named Chris who's middle name is Cross.

My mom knows someone named Burton Ernie (Burt and Ernie), which is even more funny because Sesamie Street didn't even exist yet.  I knew a girl named Jamie Cooch, and a half japanese, half russian girl who I swear to god is named Ivana Kamanichu (I want to come and eat you)
Apr 30 2009 4:31AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
Yes but he is unbelievably steezy so its alright
Apr 30 2009 4:34AM
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teebs-jr
Posts: 128 - Karma: 29
My roommates sisters boyfriends name is Daniel Daniel Daniel.... ha
Apr 30 2009 7:43AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
i know a kid named william williams, and theres a teacher at my school named jean pocket
Apr 30 2009 7:49AM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
ski coach named dick touch
Apr 30 2009 8:11AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
JUMP JUMP
Apr 30 2009 8:31AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Ashley Bender, what a weird name. Like seriously.
Apr 30 2009 9:01AM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
i know someone named Chris Bliss
Apr 30 2009 9:09AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
A girl who went to my grade school was name Morgan Morgan.
Apr 30 2009 9:11AM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

I went to school with a girl named Jenny Jennings. She was one of the most popular girls in school.

And I saw a sign for some guy named Will Knott...can you imaginge him taking oath in court? "I...Will Knott..swear to tell the whole truth blah blah blah hahahaha

Apr 30 2009 9:14AM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
A teacher at my school is named Anita Feller (I need a Feller, as in man) and she's single.
Apr 30 2009 9:42AM
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brickerenator
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
I know a:

Tom Thompson

Bill Lookingbill

Pete Peters

and a kid whose last name is Butt, or Butz (can't remember)
Apr 30 2009 10:11AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
famous pitcher named randy johnson
Apr 30 2009 10:28AM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
I heard of a kid named chris moss, also my aunt and uncle's last name is moss and they named their dog pete. but i dont trust anyone with 2 first names
Apr 30 2009 10:33AM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
my mom knew someone named Richard Head (Dick Head)

I know some one named Marc Kerr (Marker)
Apr 30 2009 10:41AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084

theres a guy who owns a small sport store here in a town next to my hometown, his names "RAINER NARR",

what, if you say it, in german sounds 100 % (really, totally the same) as the german expression for PURE FOOL.

and the funny thing about it really is, that he named his son NOAH NARR, which sounds in our local dialect like ANOTHER FOOL.

i honestly cant believe how parents can do that, of course youre fucked when your last name is already "FOOL", but you can at least try to choose a name thats not emphasizing it that much.

Apr 30 2009 10:50AM
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benJAHmin
Posts: 519 - Karma: 20
Donald Trumps wife or ex-wife is called Ivana Trump and someone in you laugh you lose was called Mike Litoris

Also does anyone actually know a drew peacock or a chris peacock? I've head the joke loads of times but i have never actually met someone with that name
Apr 30 2009 11:02AM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24

what about hte red sox play cocoa crisp haha

Chris cross is a pretty sick name

Apr 30 2009 11:13AM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
my moms sisters boyfriends sons cosuins sisters friends parents know someone named howie felthersnatch
Apr 30 2009 11:18AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
My old math teacher's name is

 Clifford Albert Baxter the Third

His nickname is Skip for some reason though.

Apr 30 2009 11:27AM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24
on of my fathers work partners name is Richard Seamens..just so happens Richard likes to be called by his lovely nick name..I want to konw what the fuck Dicks parents were thinking!
Apr 30 2009 11:34AM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
there was a kid at my school named chris crisenberry
Apr 30 2009 11:38AM
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clrumivier4life
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I know a:

Dick Hare (went by Ricky though)

and

Harry Wang
Apr 30 2009 12:39PM
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Shredneck
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guy I kinda know from albany NY area:
carl carl carlson
Apr 30 2009 12:44PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,351
a girl at my elementary school was named London England
Apr 30 2009 12:46PM
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Keyjibbs
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There is a kid at my high school who's name is Stormin Normin. I shit you not thats what his parents named him but he's pretty tight.
Apr 30 2009 12:50PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
My school has a plaque with the names of all our headmsaters in big gold letters, one of which is

Harry Cock


Apr 30 2009 12:52PM
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no_steeze
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i know a kid named Mike Hawk
Apr 30 2009 12:54PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
i know a merideth merideth and a jenny jensen. 

i also know a pat tice.  Fuck pat tice...  I hope that shit brick sees this post.

j/k pattie eye wuv ewe
Apr 30 2009 1:05PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,752
I know a Marry-Jane Stoner.
she's 80 and knows my parents, I want to laugh every time I see her
Apr 30 2009 1:50PM
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deezy.
Posts: 2538 - Karma: 26

i have a kid at my school with the name criss cross

Apr 30 2009 2:00PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
Wow I have you ALL BEAT....

I helped a guy at work the other day (williston vermont) and his name was and i shit you not....



HARRY SUPRISE!

I know I didn't believe it either but he was mad weird and shit and i had to set up a TV installation order to his house. it was his real name
Apr 30 2009 2:06PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
Its all about former NBA player God Shamgod....Golden State I believe can't remember though.
Apr 30 2009 3:16PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
sean, your brother is crazy and stabs peoples faces with forks.
Apr 30 2009 3:33PM
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pianoman
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at the music store i worked at there were these pink books of music all under a guy named harry cox, and they'd literally take up a large amount of space with it. so these books would just boldly say "HARRY COX" all huge so as you can imagine, they didn't actually stock them on the shelves, one would have had to ask the cashier "hey do you have any harry cox?"
Apr 30 2009 3:49PM
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StanMcStanson
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Haha I know a kid named Sam Ballzack. 'nuff said.
Apr 30 2009 3:52PM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 802
that's definitely the name of a professional juggler
Apr 30 2009 3:57PM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 802

i also had a gym teacher named pat cox

and i swear to god there is a kid at my school named indiana jones and they call him indie for short just like in the movie

Apr 30 2009 4:01PM
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Corben
Posts: 710 - Karma: 49
girlfriends name is taryn hair, her sister is maddy hair, uncle is dick hair.

buddy named harry areola Jr.

apparently his dads got the same name


Apr 30 2009 4:01PM
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00nick
Posts: 395 - Karma: 42
i think theres someone named robin hood who totally got picked on in school a long time ago
Apr 30 2009 6:39PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
math teacher Mrs. Jackie Seimen
Apr 30 2009 6:44PM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
i know a kid named Hunter Huntington
..yeah i know
Apr 30 2009 6:46PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
Kid in my schools name is george george
Apr 30 2009 6:46PM
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ko.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 17
my best friend's last name is fluckey. most people don't see the "L" the first time around
Apr 30 2009 6:48PM
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Chronic_
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theres this kid in my school named harry wood... no joke...
Apr 30 2009 7:22PM
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