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Jesus christ was an intern, not a fucking savior!

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The_Tim
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think about it. he gets sent to earth to do god's work, and all he got was crap. sure he had a few fans, but in the end he was the bitch of the romans. did all this work, fetchin miracles and shit and all he got was a bunch of nails to the dome. no credit or nothing. but in the end, was in heaven working shit. dont praise jesus, he was just an intern.
Apr 28 2009 12:51AM
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hartig
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DA TRUF
Apr 29 2009 7:18PM
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NataliePortman
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funniest thread ive seen in a while
Apr 29 2009 7:22PM
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casual
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Whether you consider yourself faithful, agnostic, or atheistic, this is a great read. He makes a pretty compelling argument.
Apr 29 2009 7:25PM
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hartig
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consider yourself faithful, agonistic, atheistic. he makes a great read. or a pretty, whether compelling argument
Apr 29 2009 7:43PM
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casual
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riiight...way to up that post count bud.
Apr 29 2009 9:03PM
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deezy.
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Apr 29 2009 9:12PM
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hartig
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thgiiir. way to up. post that count bud..
Apr 29 2009 9:18PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Apr 29 2009 10:17PM
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PaleCelery
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Chris Died for your sins
Apr 29 2009 10:23PM
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InkShrink
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Great thought provoking book. Highly recommended.

You guys can bash Jesus, God, Christianity, religion, and religious people all day long. You can yell at them, throw proven scientific evidence that God doesn't exist in their faces, and degrade them, but you can never break them. It's called faith. It's easy to demean and say cruel things, but it takes courage to stand up for your beliefs, especially here. You'll roll your eyes when you read this, shake your head, think that all Christians are ignorant hypocrites and probably karma rape me, but I believe in Jesus Christ.

Apr 29 2009 10:35PM
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Ben.
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and i believe in santa. but i have faith!


theres a difference between faith, and ignoring reality.
Apr 29 2009 10:42PM
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heFF
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let people believe what they want
Apr 29 2009 10:43PM
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Parker.
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this is a good book.  i prefer it to The God Delusion, but Charles Dawkins does present some interesting ideas.

and there is more evidence about the life of jesus than there is about most other historical figures.  why don't people think napoleon or george washington were make-believe?
Apr 29 2009 11:16PM
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Bugler
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Jesus, God, Holy Spirit. Three Divine beings, one divine nature.

Saying Jesus was an intern, is similar to saying that your finger is your intern. It does the work, but it is part of you.

That's the thing about christianity, Triune God.
Apr 29 2009 11:49PM
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