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Jesus christ was an intern, not a fucking savior!

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The_Tim
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think about it. he gets sent to earth to do god's work, and all he got was crap. sure he had a few fans, but in the end he was the bitch of the romans. did all this work, fetchin miracles and shit and all he got was a bunch of nails to the dome. no credit or nothing. but in the end, was in heaven working shit. dont praise jesus, he was just an intern.
Apr 28 2009 12:51AM
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hartig
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lol 2 funni
Apr 28 2009 12:53AM
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OhMyBosh
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Apr 28 2009 12:53AM
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BigJew
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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?


'Cause he always gets nailed to the boards!














Apr 28 2009 12:54AM
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hoodSlayer
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r u jewish?
Apr 28 2009 12:54AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
He didn't get any nails in the "dome", they were in his hands/feet.
Apr 28 2009 12:57AM
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thelizards
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jesus is real.

I lied

Apr 28 2009 12:57AM
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An10a_Eng
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your going to hell dude
Apr 28 2009 1:10AM
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fsscott
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made me laugh
Apr 28 2009 1:11AM
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uni-corn
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So are you, you are dating a Jew.
Apr 28 2009 1:14AM
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Jordan
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You're going to hell because you use improper grammar.
Apr 28 2009 1:15AM
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Ben.
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ahahahahahahhhahhahaha
Apr 28 2009 1:15AM
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k.perkins
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truth! ... his lying part that is
Apr 28 2009 1:17AM
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Mr.Panda
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  that just made my night
Apr 28 2009 1:35AM
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soup
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jesus was the first get rich quick schemer.  he just knew how to talk to the people.  fuck jesus for all I care.
Apr 28 2009 1:40AM
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Enjoi.
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Were all going to hell and its going to be a party.
Apr 28 2009 2:16AM
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uni-corn
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No, it will be 4chan.
Apr 28 2009 2:17AM
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Enjoi.
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FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Apr 28 2009 2:18AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Apr 28 2009 2:23AM
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willyg0808
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that is soooooooo funny, but so mean!!!!!!
Apr 28 2009 8:43AM
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freestyler540
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Jesus was a hippy,c'mon the hair, the clothes the peace approach to everything...he is modern society worst nightmare.
Apr 28 2009 9:41AM
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Corben
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your a jew huh?
Apr 28 2009 10:26AM
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Aaaron.
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ignorance.

Apr 28 2009 10:55AM
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Captain-T
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Hahah very nice.

Apr 28 2009 11:08AM
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Delphi
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who has seen the Passion? Jesus was pretty badass if he was able to take a whip-sesh like that.
Apr 28 2009 11:11AM
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HeartBeatFaster
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For sure. And get nails pounded through his hands and feet.
Apr 28 2009 11:34AM
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Parker.
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this is true.  i think he was the man
Apr 28 2009 11:48AM
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Carter23
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as is believing..
Apr 28 2009 12:02PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Ha
Apr 28 2009 2:28PM
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Snowgoner
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Apr 28 2009 2:49PM
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Chronic_
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not to preach or anything  but jesus did the whole dying thing to keep us from getting punished my our sins. if he wanted to he coulda force choked the romans and made them his bitch but he didnt cuz he loves you yo
Apr 28 2009 3:01PM
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crazyfuck
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yeah, so funny story... there's no actual evidence that Jesus ever lived.

Christianity is a lie, Islam is a lie, Judaism is a lie... religion is just straight-up bullshit.

fuck God, Yahweh, el Shaddai, Bhagavan, Shiva, Jehovah, Allah, whatever people want to call the magical man in the sky who's supposedly all-powerful and all-loving, yet let's us suffer on super-massive scales and has yet to do anything of any significance to assist humanity- he allowed us to create nuclear technology before we had (have) the capacity to be peaceful? even a retarded first grader wouldn't fuck up like that... yes, i'm implying that "god" is more retarded than a retarded first grader.

i'll save you the suspense- when you die, you go in a hole in the ground or an oven; you DON'T go to heaven or hell. this mystical spiritual world in the clouds doesn't exist, but no worries- neither do the caves of fire. religion is fake, god isn't real, Jesus didn't even live, let alone die for your fuck-ups, and the church/temple/whatever exists purely to control you.
Apr 28 2009 4:07PM
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The_Tim
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you do know that a lot of the stories from the exodus and the bible have been proven to have happened by non-religious scientific studies and means. pretty legit. the religious bodies wont accept the proof because, get this, they don't reconize the scientific community. basically a story book with their ideas of how to be a good person.

oh and yeah there is proof he did live you fucking retard. its called his job application. it was in the dead sea scrolls somewhere.
Apr 28 2009 6:21PM
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Delphi
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saw something like this coming....
Apr 28 2009 6:42PM
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Mr.Panda
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and someone decides to just throw a bomb in the good discussion and the thread goes to hell.....


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Apr 28 2009 6:44PM
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ATLskier
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wow


i dont feel like arguing about this, so Im saying one thing. You're fucking retarded if you deny that Jesus actually lived. There are tons of historical accounts of Jesus of Nazareth, non Christian ones, non religious ones. So to debate his existence is stupid. debating whether was was divine or the son of God is a better debate.

Apr 28 2009 6:47PM
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Slinger1x1
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jesus was real... im jewish and i know that... but hes no holy dude. i personally think he was some hippy

he was jewish, got some crazy idea for a new religion, died, and for some reason that i can't explain, people decided to keep following his religion
Apr 28 2009 6:47PM
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Aaaron.
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false.
next time don't even post


i have NS in the summer.
Apr 28 2009 10:18PM
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panojibber
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Jesus was a BAMF, he was born, got people to write a book, and between him and that book he has single handedly shaped modern day society. Every sunday people waste time to go and dedicate themselves to something he taught. In addition, what he taught has caused some of the biggest wars in the world. Jesus is the most successful RL troll ever, and for that I respect him. Think of the shit that little book stirs up!

I respect Jesus, not because he was the son of god, but for being the most successful RL troll ever.

Apr 28 2009 10:23PM
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ace_
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you must look like this
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you tool
Apr 28 2009 10:33PM
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Malcolm
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Jesus was fucking badass in South Park Imaginationland III
Apr 28 2009 10:38PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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yeah dawg.
religion's a lie
Apr 28 2009 10:49PM
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dozerr
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THE_tim!!!!
Apr 28 2009 10:53PM
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panojibber
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Thank you, that needed to be said.

On a related note, you can be happy here on earth, instead of having to die before you can be happy and go to heaven.

Apr 28 2009 10:58PM
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Aaaron.
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you can't be serious.
Apr 29 2009 2:50PM
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cbl718
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I don't believe in religion at all either... why is it that hard to believe that there isn't a big man upstairs. I have never seen any proof of it, even if Jesus did exist, I think he was just some guy that wanted to spread the love. Watch a debate with Chris hitchens sometime, he has done the research to disprove religion.

Apr 29 2009 3:00PM
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-_-Johnny-_-
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I too believe religion is a sham. but trying to convince religious people that their beliefs are wrong is not a very constructive thing to do in your freetime. Imagine someone were to tell you that the earth is really shaped like a cube, with very good logical arguments. you wouldn't believe it because all your life you have been told that the earth is round. Same deal with religious people, they have been told all their life that there is some greater power controlling everything by their parents (I have yet to meet a religious person without religious parents, but I guess there are exceptions). Kinda hard to convince them otherwise.

However I believe that the torments that the likes of the catholic church and the kaste system have put onto people over the years is terrible and I reaally can't understand anyone listening to or following the teachings of such organisations/systems. That shit is straight fucked up

And yeah, jesus probably was an intern haha.. God certainly needed som help seeing a minuscule amount of people were worshipping him at the time
Apr 29 2009 4:31PM
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JABrecon
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What's false about that statement? I think he summed Christianity up pretty well. Oh wait, you believe that Jesus was the divine son of god and came to earth to save us all from eternal damnation... Because YOUR god is the only god that has the power to save us, correct?

Different religions can best be described using the analogy of a bunch of cats chasing their own tails. Each cat (religion) can see that the others are idiotic and falsely believe that their tails are running from them, but each also fails to realize that its own situation is the same... So they keep chasing their tails for all of eternity.
Apr 29 2009 5:15PM
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pdanger
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ha ha ha
Apr 29 2009 6:49PM
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PhaedeD
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psh who you kiddin obama is jesus.
Apr 29 2009 6:54PM
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rj.
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mods, please just delete this.
Apr 29 2009 7:14PM
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